Ladies (and some men), you will NOT want to sex me up!

[lobito]

I could rattle off a few hundred reasons why. But I figured I'd give everyone else here a chance to tell me their reasons why they wouldn't want to sex me up.

So go ahead, I can take it (in the ass). Tell me why you won't want to sex me up.

Lo

 

[lovetoread]

But...

But...

Well...

Okay the only reason I have is that I am taken and you are taken...and that kinda is a good reason.

 

[lilminx]

Because I'd rather have it in person than over the phone- that's the ONLY reason I can think of, Lo.

 

[lobito]

But...

But...

Well...

Okay the only reason I have is that I am taken and you are taken...and that kinda is a good reason.

Kind of a lame excuse sometimes, except for this time.

Next contestant...


Minxie, I wish I could help you out there babe. And what's wrong with phone? Not that you and I have ever had a phone conversation. (yet)

 

[lilminx]

Phone sex just isn't the same as the real thing- believe me, I know... and we haven't had a phone conversation for various reasons, many of which I'm not sure...

 

[nasty]

well...that me see...I....ah...I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AzureAngel]

Fantastic as your ass is, Pensi fears the Bumsecks. Sorry.

 

[lobito]

No Minxie, you're right, it's far from being anything like real sex. I'll grant you that much.

Now, let's discuss privately sometime what some of those reasons are, or maybe I know one or two?

Come on people, let's hear it! There've got to be MORE reasons why you wouldn't want to sex me up.

 

[lovetoread]

Fantastic as your ass is, Pensi fears the Bumsecks. Sorry.

Spewed tea all over Tigers keyboard.

I'm gonna be in trouble.

 

[AzureAngel]

Spewed tea all over Tigers keyboard.

I'm gonna be in trouble.

Just tell him that I posed nude. Anyone would understand the reaction.

 

[lobito]

Fantastic as your ass is, Pensi fears the Bumsecks. Sorry.

Damn, I don't get your post, but it sounds like a legitimate reason why. Thanks A.A.

Nasty darling, I'd do ya, if I was into half the stuff you are, or agreed with some of the things you say here. I'm afraid I need a better answer from you baby.