Kinky Sex with Alcoholic Midgets

[Throbbin_Rod]

 

[RawHumor]

Hey, I've heard that semen is quite good as a facial cleanser...

Tess, wanna test that theory?

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

While you're at it, ask her about the midget thing.

 

[AusTess]

Hardy har har har.



*l*
There's a clown in every group aint there.

 

[freescorfr]

I once met a pissed midget who told me that today's problems come from yesterday's solutions.

I thought this was very deep and wise, till I realised he meant "yeterday's solvents".

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Hardy har har har.



*l*
There's a clown in every group aint there.

*rubs his red rubber nose*

Who? Me?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

LMOA... hardy ha ha

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

*waits for Tess to tell us about her night of kinky sex with alcoholic midgets*

*taps his foot...looks at his watch*

 

[plasticman33]

I had this midget once she was just the right height and had a flat head where I could set my beer!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I had this midget once she was just the right height and had a flat head where I could set my beer!

And she turned into a pizza at midnight...

 

[AusTess]

I NEVER said i'd had sex with midgets.


I can,however,tell you that semen dont do crap as a face cream.

 

[RawHumor]

I can,however,tell you that semen dont do crap as a face cream.

You're just not using the right semen... come over here and see...

 

[plasticman33]

I NEVER said i'd had sex with midgets.


I can,however,tell you that semen dont do crap as a face cream.

Did they tell you not to let it dry?

 

[AusTess]

Did they tell you not to let it dry?

You MUST let it dry if it's to do any kinda benefit.
Then ya peel it off.
Like a aface mask.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I NEVER said i'd had sex with midgets.


I can,however,tell you that semen dont do crap as a face cream.

Hmmm..

Better take a look at www.midgetsex.com then. There's a picture of you on there with Herve Villechez doing some naughty things.

What was the deal with the goat anyway?

 

[plasticman33]

You MUST let it dry if it's to do any kinda benefit.
Then ya peel it off.
Like a aface mask.

Good for cleaning out those pores, huh?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Can sex with alcoholic midgets not be kinky??

 

[DéjàNu]

I had this midget once she was just the right height and had a flat head where I could set my beer!

Did she had teeth?

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Can sex with alcoholic midgets not be kinky??

Depends on who is wearing the cowboy outfit.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Dang, I might make it to 100 today.

What do I win for that?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Depends on who is wearing the cowboy outfit.

Oh.....but I don't have any of those...

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

*DING DING DING*

100!!!

woo hoo!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Oh.....but I don't have any of those...

Which one? Cowboy outfits or midgets?

 

[Private Vasquez]

neither, actually...

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Check with Tess, she's got a thing for midgets.