Kinky Sex with Alcoholic Midgets

[Private Vasquez]

Do midget men have midget equipment?

 

[AusTess]

Tess does NOT have a thing for midgets.

You people are fucking weird,no shit.
Where are all the normal people?

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Tess does NOT have a thing for midgets.

You people are fucking weird,no shit.
Where are all the normal people?

Hey, YOU brought it up.

 

[AusTess]

And if i brought up the extra anchovy pizza i ate last night?


Would you run with that?
P~~~~~~~~


And for the record,they like to be called *Little people*

ha.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Depends on who is wearing the cowboy outfit.

Did someone mention Cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Did someone mention Cowboys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howdy ma'am, have I mentioned I'm from Texas?

*tips his hat*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Howdy ma'am, have I mentioned I'm from Texas?

*tips his hat*

Damn the next best thing after a man dressed as a cowboy...a Teaxan accent to go with!!!!!!!! it

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Damn the next best thing after a man dressed as a cowboy...a Teaxan accent to go with!!!!!!!! it

Y'all look awful purdy this evenin' ma'am...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Y'all look awful purdy this evenin' ma'am...

*SWISH* I just melted all over the floor.... *sigh*

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

*SWISH* I just melted all over the floor.... *sigh*

*blushes*

Aww, shucks ma'am...why'd you have to go and do that?

 

[Starblayde]

as if sex with alcoholic midgets wasnt kinky enough...you want to up the 'kink-factor' after that!

Some people

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*blushes*

Aww, shucks ma'am...why'd you have to go and do that?

Darlin I just made heaven remember.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Darlin I just made heaven remember.

*grins wickedly*

Y'all wanna play Cattle Rancher?

I'll lasso ya' and put my brand on you.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

*grins wickedly*
Y'all wanna play Cattle Rancher?

Now ya talking... go read the "Boots and All" story I have here at Lit, that might give you an idea of some of the play

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Now ya talking... go read the "Boots and All" story I have here at Lit, that might give you an idea of some of the play

I read Red Riding Hood earlier...

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Now ya talking... go read the "Boots and All" story I have here at Lit, that might give you an idea of some of the play

Wanna play with my whip?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Wanna play with my whip?

MMmmmmm I wonder if I can crack that one Make it cry out loud !!!!!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

MMmmmmm I wonder if I can crack that one Make it cry out loud !!!!!

Dunno about crack, but I bet you can make it quiver...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Dunno about crack, but I bet you can make it quiver...

Quiver?????? Somehow I think we both will be doing that.......

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Quiver?????? Somehow I think we both will be doing that.......

Can you quiver when you're cuffed to the headboard?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Can you quiver when you're cuffed to the headboard?

Don't forget to leave ya boots on

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Don't forget to leave ya boots on

What about the spurs?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

What about the spurs?

I'm not really into the pain thing so you can leave them on the nail on the stable wall....

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I'm not really into the pain thing so you can leave them on the nail on the stable wall....

Should I put blinders on the horses, or is it okay if they watch?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Should I put blinders on the horses, or is it okay if they watch?

Well they sure an't gonna take part, lol.