"Just looking at you makes me want to be a lesbian"

[darrenfate]

I was told this line by an famous powerful mystic, as a way to pick women up! I haven't stopped laughing since I heard it.

So my question for any real ladies out there is what would you do if someone said this to you? And guys, are you tempted like me just to try it and see what happens (Did I say that I have fast ducking reflexes?)

Darren

 

[Guest]

If a man said it to me, I'd look at him and laugh.

If a woman said it to me, I'd look at her and laugh.


No one can "turn" gay, straight, or bi. We are who we are from birth. It is up to us, as we grow and mature, to discover who we are. So, it is obvious that the line is just that. A cheesy pick up line that would no doubt be used in a growded bar.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Never

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Never

are you saying you'd use it on Never, or you would never use it?

 

[estevie]

I was told this line by an famous powerful mystic, as a way to pick women up! I haven't stopped laughing since I heard it.

So my question for any real ladies out there is what would you do if someone said this to you? And guys, are you tempted like me just to try it and see what happens (Did I say that I have fast ducking reflexes?)

Darren

 

[Southern37]

it could be used in a particular circumstance..... but i'm really not a one liner kind of guy.

 

[estevie]

oops!

maybe I should write something before I post it, huh? hehee


I agree with Tiggs, you are either gay or you're not...there is no turning gay!

As for me, if a guy said that i'd laugh and roll my eyes. If a woman said it, i'd say "ok, lets go"

 

[Moridin187]

Darren, I've found that when it comes to cheesy pickup lines like that.. If the woman is so inclined to do violence upon your person it's not so much how fast you can duck as how fast you can jump back, turn to the side, or get your thigh in the way to protect you from the money shot

 

[scylis]

I was told this line by an famous powerful mystic

Miss Cleo?

 

[Moridin187]

Re: Re: "Just looking at you makes me want to be a lesbian"

Miss Cleo?

AHHHH!!! DO NOT SPEAK THE NAME OF THE EVIL ONE!!

 

[felixdakat]

the pudgy mystic with a deep jamacin accent

does that certain medium call you at home? personaly she plagues me with phone calls, and for no apparent reason other then she just wants to give me a free five minute reading... but how come i suspect that that free five minutes will wind up costing me $29.99

 

[lovetoread]

Re: the pudgy mystic with a deep jamacin accent

does that certain medium call you at home? personaly she plagues me with phone calls, and for no apparent reason other then she just wants to give me a free five minute reading... but how come i suspect that that free five minutes will wind up costing me $29.99

She keeps sending me emails...ya think being psycic she would know that I didnt want to call...

As far as the line...I wouldnt do any violence. I would laugh as I am a sucker for bad pick up lines. Then I would ask him for more lines.

 

[Moridin187]

My personal favorite:
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

are you saying you'd use it on Never, or you would never use it?

Never does make me want to be a lesbian, but no I wouldnt use it.

 

[darrenfate]

Great reponses!

Tiggs and Estevie, no offense to lesbians intended, it all started a seer's advice about a way a guy could express that he'd love to "carpet munch" a woman!

Morodin: I'm sure you are right! I'd get hit for sure. Reminds me of my best friend from college, Tim. When he was in the mood, he and I would enter a bar and he'd walk up to the best looking woman in the place and say something like "This place is full of losers who are afraid to talk with you. I not only want to talk with you, I want you to leave with me right now so we can fuck". He'd get slapped in the face 4 times out of 5, but he'd inevitably walk out with a drop dead gorgeous woman! I never tried it, couldn't pay the slapping price!

Love to Read : I'd be dead then. I have no other lines, and I'd have wasted an opportunity to engage a beautiful woman like you. Damn. Maybe I can memorize Morodin's other line, although I had to read it twice just to get it!

Svedish Chef : I'm sure you have your own style that works out way better for you than this!