Jade's World

[JerseyJade]

Well I've tried. Kaylee, you're on your own !

Lmao!

 

[KayleePie]

Well I've tried. Kaylee, you're on your own !

hahaha

 

[Emotional]

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This reminds me of a great true story

A young lady and I had been flirting back and forth for awhile, I finally asked her out. I knew of a great restaurant about twenty miles up the interstate.

Needless to say somehow she ended up going down on me on the way. When we were finally done, she popped up and asked, "are we almost there?"

I said kinda, but we have to turn around because we passed it ten miles ago.

 

[LexxRuthless]

Our favourite teacher

You send him off to college, buy his books, and what does he do? He eats the teacher!
Kids these days! I swear...
https://66.media.tumblr.com/b25103d10b3b0fad99abc29f1caac3f8/tumblr_nzwqctW0XJ1tgw46no1_500.gif

 

[JerseyJade]

You send him off to college, buy his books, and what does he do? He eats the teacher!
Kids these days! I swear...
https://66.media.tumblr.com/b25103d10b3b0fad99abc29f1caac3f8/tumblr_nzwqctW0XJ1tgw46no1_500.gif

She's more of a pole dancer or a stripper than a teacher with those shoes.

 

[JerseyJade]

https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/280945810_148021184406373_1765575306924795631_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=ySsck2c9HYgAX-vwVE_&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT8jp7sB2nSbxJA0ga2vRZyLV89JXuNyDgd1IiQ47qhAmg&oe=62FC6AD1
I'll take a Ram Man please.

 

[LexxRuthless]

She's more of a pole dancer or a stripper than a teacher with those shoes.

Hahaha! I know, right? The difference between a teacher in porn and a real teacher. Like, how many times do you go to the doctor's office and see a nurse dressed like this?

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/photos/260743.jpg
BTW, if you run into such a nurse in real life, please let me know where it is, and if they'll accept my insurance...

 

[JerseyJade]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.4aafda52729c9266b56000563b574d77?rik=Q2qee2RyjrZYJg&riu=http%3a%2f%2f25.media.tumblr.com%2ftumblr_m8sgu1b3Px1ro708to1_1280.jpg&ehk=8je8U06ZV0ImRfDamRFZ22cre00C6Dw%2fTLrQYeZaY%2fU%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I can only imagine JJ's Mom
View attachment 2168714

 

[JerseyJade]

https://thumb-p1.xhcdn.com/a/a1975Mfqo3upfezAS-yXcw/000/008/134/631_450.jpg

 

[LexxRuthless]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.4aafda52729c9266b56000563b574d77?rik=Q2qee2RyjrZYJg&riu=http%3a%2f%2f25.media.tumblr.com%2ftumblr_m8sgu1b3Px1ro708to1_1280.jpg&ehk=8je8U06ZV0ImRfDamRFZ22cre00C6Dw%2fTLrQYeZaY%2fU%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

Druuna!!!

 

[JerseyJade]

I can only imagine JJ's Mom
View attachment 2168714

You ass!

 

[Artfan2]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.4aafda52729c9266b56000563b574d77?rik=Q2qee2RyjrZYJg&riu=http%3a%2f%2f25.media.tumblr.com%2ftumblr_m8sgu1b3Px1ro708to1_1280.jpg&ehk=8je8U06ZV0ImRfDamRFZ22cre00C6Dw%2fTLrQYeZaY%2fU%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

Is this what they're teaching in first aid classes now? It looks like a very progressive approach.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is this what they're teaching in first aid classes now? It looks like a very progressive approach.

Works for me.

 

[Artfan2]

Works for me.

Me too!

 

[JerseyJade]

https://thumb-p5.xhcdn.com/a/2ya3dhyNYHaNA34Cx35epw/000/011/030/235_1000.jpg

 

[JerseyJade]

https://thumb-p4.xhcdn.com/a/HMeFvdZMuKu4VelNIgYL-Q/000/011/028/804_450.jpg

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=700,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/113/334/667/original/f5428119e99c7b3c.jpg
JJ's Roadside Assistance

She would be getting a lot of calls for "bulged tire"

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You awesome man I adore!

Fixed

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I approve this repair!

Thank goodness... don't want to piss off the Doness of hugs

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I approve this repair!

Thank goodness... don't want to piss off the Doness of hugs

The reprocussions would be eariversable

 

[JerseyJade]

https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=700,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/113/363/900/original/6f0f0ae7ea30cd4e.jpeg
Indeed!

#facts

 

[JerseyJade]

I approve this repair!

Yeah.. it's okay, I guess.

 

[JerseyJade]

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.e035552d21183bef31142e73b7b35cb4?rik=G6W5lzPVgFcCIg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fwww.lovethispic.com%2fuploaded_images%2f369233-Sunflower-Bear-Happy-Saturday.jpg&ehk=BEL4bOVm3mCoxGiqASQFwVkYUbV4JfROGpxRS1z5v14%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

 

[investor2020]

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