jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
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It's a German ad...I didn't translate it, but I THINK it's about hiring for a team...I just thought the words were fun...I'll take it down if it's too stupid...Okay, I'm confused.![]()
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No, it's fine.It's a German ad...I didn't translate it, but I THINK it's about hiring for a team...I just thought the words were fun...I'll take it down if it's too stupid...
Say what you want about short girls. All I know is, we have a less of a chance of getting struck by lightning than the rest of you.

But then you also have more of a chance to be trampled in a chaotic situationSay what you want about short girls. All I know is, we have a less of a chance of getting struck by lightning than the rest of you.![]()
That's okay. I can always find a nice hard dick in need of attention if I want to.

That's okay. I can always find a nice hard dick in need of attention if I want to.
#payback
Do you think that would stop me? Seriously???

View attachment 2168602That's okay. I can always find a nice hard dick in need of attention if I want to.
#payback
Said no man ever.
It was worth a tryDo you think that would stop me? Seriously???![]()
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But I'm not close enough for your charm to work so I can say itSaid no man ever.![]()
But saying it and actually meaning it are 2 different things.But I'm not close enough for your charm to work so I can say it![]()

Oh I say it and mean it, as long as you don't have your glasses on, which is usually so I'm safe.But saying it and actually meaning it are 2 different things.![]()
My glasses tend to fog up on me whenever I'm.... oh, never mind.Oh I say it and mean it, as long as you don't have your glasses on, which is usually so I'm safe.
If you are I can always just take mine off and not see a thing![]()

Coming inside from the sweltering outsideMy glasses tend to fog up on me whenever I'm.... oh, never mind.![]()
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Well yeah, that too.Coming inside from the sweltering outside![]()

It's been way to long since I've seen someone ask themselves this