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Irreversible because it'd been a while.

On a side note, is anything gained by shooting everything in one take, with no cut scenes? I never remember which scenes have no cuts unless they are one of those exceedingly stylistic Wes Andersonesque head-honcho-walking-through-a-building scenes.
I've read this --- also Let's Go Play at the Addams' House which was another book inspired by the same real-life events that Ketchum's book is.

His book Off Season is one of horror's better titles and has been poorly imitated any number of times. As quoted on the website: "His first novel, Off Season, prompted the Village Voice to publicly scold its publisher in print for publishing violent pornography." Sure, it's porny, but it's also pretty scary and it's well-written. He's done better stuff since --- well, more literary, in any case --- but I still like to re-visit that title from time to time.

His novella Right to Life about the kidnapping of a pregnant woman by a couple of whacked out RTLers is excellent and also somewhat influenced by the real life events of the girl in the box --- can't remember any of the real names of the victims or perpetrators in that case but she was kept enslaved for years spending much of her time in either a head box or stuffed into a box under the bed of her captors.

Ketchum is the thinking man's Laymon. I like Laymon but he's got his formula and sticks to it. Ketchum is a lot more psychologically sophisticated in his writings --- and there's less overt porn.
I looked up some of those.

You sick, sick bitch. :D Did you get off reading those? Did you rub one out with one hand whilst holding the pages open with the other?
 
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I looked up some of those.

You sick, sick bitch. :D Did you get off reading those? Did you rub one out with one hand whilst holding the pages open with the other?


Of course. Why do you think I read those kinds of books?

Now, don't mistake me, I'm only jacking to the rape scenes ---- I'm not a fan of torture and gore ---- but society gal raped by cannibal hillbillies? You betcher bippy I jacked to that.
 
I need to start reading again, hahaha.

Same here, video always leaves me feeling like a guilty perve ;)

Jacked off last night to some porn hub with fingers in my ass and minimal cock stroking, saliva for lube

legs spread on the desk on either side of the computer, it had been a while.

And once just now...
 
Same here, video always leaves me feeling like a guilty perve ;)

Jacked off last night to some porn hub with fingers in my ass and minimal cock stroking, saliva for lube

legs spread on the desk on either side of the computer, it had been a while.

And once just now...

Dd you wash your hands thoroughly after? I'm thinking your mouse might smell of poo if you didn't
 
Dd you wash your hands thoroughly after? I'm thinking your mouse might smell of poo if you didn't

No I haven't washed my hands yet, all the doorknobs in my house are covered with shit.

OF course I washed my hands. Jesus H. Christ. And I wouldn't describe the smell as being that of poo. If you've done minimal prep work, there will be no poo involved. You will produce a smell, a unique smell, but it is not the smell of poo for the most part.

On a separate note, there is a station on pandora called unforgettable standards radio... Does anybody else watch porn to the strains of Tony Bennet, Frank Sinatra, and Ella Fitzgerald? Makes for interesting juxtapositions... Bittersweet for the most part... Like you're watching old super eights of your mother and father fucking... If you're mother happens to have a tramp stamp...
 
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On a separate note, there is a station on pandora called unforgettable standards radio... Does anybody else watch porn to the strains of Tony Bennet, Frank Sinatra, and Ella Fitzgerald? Makes for interesting juxtapositions...

No, I haven't. It does put me in mind of Blue Velvet where the chick is dancing on the car to the smooth tones of Roy Orbison while Kyle McLaughlin is getting the shit kicked out of him.
 
holy fuck! OK, need to jack now, again.

previously in shower with new watersaving shower head. I imagine myself tied legs spread wide with my arms tied above me so I'm on tiptoes and the water jet just blasts powerful orgasms out of me.

I love eco wanking.

Super hot, huh? Hahaha.

Btw, yesterday I wanked for what seemed like hours on cam for the Greek dom I told you about. Wanna watch next time?

:p
 
Super hot, huh? Hahaha.

Btw, yesterday I wanked for what seemed like hours on cam for the Greek dom I told you about. Wanna watch next time?

:p

is the pope a catholic?

it' hard for me getting the privacy for that kind of thing though. if it's this weekend it's a definite possibility.
 
is the pope a catholic?

it' hard for me getting the privacy for that kind of thing though. if it's this weekend it's a definite possibility.

A Catholic and a Nazi ;)

Ok, I'll tell him, let's make a cam wank date, haha. It's kinda hard because of the time diff, but you two are at about the same time zone. I saw you on yesterday for a sec and almost sent you a cam invite, but you were gone before I could do anything.
 
A Catholic and a Nazi ;)

Ok, I'll tell him, let's make a cam wank date, haha. It's kinda hard because of the time diff, but you two are at about the same time zone. I saw you on yesterday for a sec and almost sent you a cam invite, but you were gone before I could do anything.

well I'll probably not be able to participate as much as I'd like. not sure how soon I can start having sex after the op. I guess external stimm will be ok though.

I really wanna wank now, despite the hangover. maybe another shower...
 
wet

this thread has go me so wet, i had to slide my fingers inside myself at the desk, i'm thinking about being held down
 
I like to get a recommendation for my porn, that's why I was bummed on Sunday when I couldn't find a recommendation.

So I went out to the new stories section of lit.

I started with a story called California Adventure. Damn. I thought about this story today at work. I got a fucking boner under my desk and was kind of jiggling my legs feeling it against my jeans. It's a story of a girl who gets fucked by a bunch of guys. They're all wearing condoms. She's bent over, sucking off the groom to be, she's never done anything like this, and she's letting these guys take turns fucking her from behind. Something about the idea of this "good girl" getting fucked by all these condomed cocks. Makes me want to have a pussy that could get fucked good. My cock felt light at my desk, like I could have came without touching myself, like it feels to finger my ass till it feels like I'm going to come without stroking. That's how I felt today at my desk. I would like to be a slut like that, just for one day. The circumstances would have to be just so. In the meantime, I'll live in the fantasy.

But on Sunday, I switched away from California Adventure. The author of that story actually has some favorites listed in the Favorites tab. God bless you, child. A recommendation! Just what I needed. I clicked over to Slumber Party Consequences. Ridiculous, but engrossing. Quite well done. The scene where the girl is staring at her classmate's shaved pussy while carrying on a conversation about said pussy is like a scene out of some rated x version of Sixteen Candles. The scene where the girls first start making out is delicate and delicious.

I put on some lesbian porn from X-tube, so I could have some moaning and squishing as a sound track as I read the story.

Oh yeah, while I was reading California Adventure, I had a towel over my chair and I was naked to the waist and I had my legs spread and I was fingering my asshole then I lubed up the cob of corn I had just shed of all its kernels and I lubed it up with all kinds of saliva and I started working it into my asshole a little bit. It took awhile for me to hit the spot just right. I had the idea a few nights previous, when considering what I might stick in my ass besides my fingers, an ear of corn, with all the kernels eaten off, has a particular soft texture. I wish I wasn't out of butter, otherwise I would have lubed it up with butter :)

Eventually I worked the tip of the corn just right and my asshole started to relax and I got more of the cob up there, mmm goddamn it felt good. My eyes are clouding over right now just thinking about it. There were little kernels of corn on my towel, I guess I really corn-holed myself!

Damn, now I'm horny again. I don't wanna jack off tonight, cuz I'm gettin' with my friend on Thursday. But I'm looking on pornhub and starting to stroke my cock through my shorts... What to do?

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Update: I came
 
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Wow, weird....

Try s-l-u-t-l-o-a-d and x-h-a-m-s-t-e-r, I think that's what it was, maybe s-p-a-n-k-w-i-r-e.

Glad your back to wanking form :D

If I see you on later and I'm playing, I'll ping you :kiss:

ETA: I really got off on this story yesterday: http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=220509

Had two really good Os.

it came up in the quote. just watched a really hot mark davis and ginger lynne one that was linked. well, hot untill he started attaching weights to her cunt.
 
Search ********* for "old man violates japanese woman"

The scene around 11:30 where he's humping her passed-out body with demonic zest pretty much sums up my psychosexuality.
 
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