Jacking-Off Log

[pinkladyzz11]

a lunchtime quicky was my undoing. an impulse, curiosity, a long time tease all coming together, answering all of those questions. would i like a younger man? would i like or even be able to take a large thick cock like he said he had?

younger was hotter. bigger was better. for two days i've been frantic for more, touching myself whenever i can, finding i am wet and aching constantly and no matter how often i get myself off, it's not enough.

it's going to be a long weekend.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hey mecha, who is this chick.

I love her enormous mouth.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/243040/wide-open-fucking-wide-open/

 

[Saint Peter]

"Open wide."

"Okay, not that wide."


~the Dentist

 

[cicka]

I used to keep a diary of my masturbation sessions on the back pages of my school notebooks when I was in my teens and feeling terribly guilty about doing "it". Well, it was more like keeping track of the dates and less looking like a diary.

 

[pinkladyzz11]

I used to keep a diary of my masturbation sessions on the back pages of my school notebooks when I was in my teens and feeling terribly guilty about doing "it". Well, it was more like keeping track of the dates and less looking like a diary.

And might it look more like a diary now? Or you could just keep track here.

 

[rosco rathbone]

beebs, I got a question for you.

Is there such thing as "frottage porn"? I mean specifically, men rubbing off between ass cheeks.

If I've already asked this before, forgive me.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I love this girl's blase, bored attitude. You know you are witnessing an authentic sex act: a paid handjob with no pretense whatsoever.

Much more real and gnarly than someone faking ecstasy.

Very stimulating.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/243997/ebony-green-handjob/

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I love this girl's blase, bored attitude. You know you are witnessing an authentic sex act: a paid handjob with no pretense whatsoever.

Much more real and gnarly than someone faking ecstasy.

Very stimulating.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/243997/ebony-green-handjob/

Pretty skinny girls like that are wasted on handjobs. She should've been fucked, with his hungry hands gripping her round mini-booty and driving it like a steering wheel as she grinds it on his bareback cock.

And he didn't even nut that much. If you're going to do this, you gotta save up for a nice, good, thick and pasty huge load that glops all on her face.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Pretty skinny girls like that are wasted on handjobs. She should've been fucked, with his hungry hands gripping her round mini-booty and driving it like a steering wheel as she grinds it on his bareback cock.

And he didn't even nut that much. If you're going to do this, you gotta save up for a nice, good, thick and pasty huge load that glops all on her face.

That's Joe The Pervert..his paltry loads are a byword in the industry. I would have liked to see her get fucked with that blase look on her face, real whore-like, but this was cool. I liked her obvious reluctance to have anything sexually to do with him.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

That's Joe The Pervert..his paltry loads are a byword in the industry. I would have liked to see her get fucked with that blase look on her face, real whore-like, but this was cool. I liked her obvious reluctance to have anything sexually to do with him.

Aw damn, he dribbles like that on average? Uuugh...nothing is so disappointing as to see all this buildup just to pop a weak-ass shot. That's why I like creampie porn. Being inside a pussy when you cum sucks out ALL the nut you got inside you that a handjob could never match for extracting.

Preston, the guy who does the Facial Fest series for the Bangbros.com network, has super huge nuts to blow, even when the girl jacks him off at the end instead of him fucking her pussy to the point of break and then pulling out in time to spurt. Huge fucking loads, every time. That's how you nut a pretty face.

I'm downloading this now, because someone posted the vid of Twigget the Midget catching monster black cock in her rather very wetly accommodating plump little cookie on the YouTube thread...and I had seen it being streamed before last year when I wasn't actively saving downloadable free porn...so I did a search after being reminded and said fuck it, lemme get the whole thing! Megaupload is the best, I swears!

http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/prodimages/134449.jpg

 

[rosco rathbone]

Aw damn, he dribbles like that on average? Uuugh...nothing is so disappointing as to see all this buildup just to pop a weak-ass shot. That's why I like creampie porn. Being inside a pussy when you cum sucks out ALL the nut you got inside you that a handjob could never match for extracting.

Preston, the guy who does the Facial Fest series for the Bangbros.com network, has super huge nuts to blow, even when the girl jacks him off at the end instead of him fucking her pussy to the point of break and then pulling out in time to spurt. Huge fucking loads, every time. That's how you nut a pretty face.

I'm downloading this now, because someone posted the vid of Twigget the Midget catching monster black cock in her rather very wetly accommodating plump little cookie on the YouTube thread...and I had seen it being streamed before last year when I wasn't actively saving downloadable free porn...so I did a search after being reminded and said fuck it, lemme get the whole thing! Megaupload is the best, I swears!

http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/prodimages/134449.jpg

See, if I have to watch midget porn, I'd much rather watch a little midget guy hump human sized females.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

See, if I have to watch midget porn, I'd much rather watch a little midget guy hump human sized females.

I've seen that. Not bad, but IMO not as cool as seeing a midget girl getting split by a big cock that's supposed to go all the way up to her throat, which I suppose is the intended effect. However, I did see the wonderfully slutty Ava Devine get a good fucking by a midget dude once and his dick was pretty solid.

 

[bridgeburner]

beebs, I got a question for you.

Is there such thing as "frottage porn"? I mean specifically, men rubbing off between ass cheeks.

If I've already asked this before, forgive me.

There must be --- there's porn for all kinds of strange fetishes like "crush" videos etc. so there has to be frottage porn out there somewhere, but I've never seen any.

It never even occurred to me to look for it, oddly enough. I don't know that I'd get the right kick from watching it as I do from imagining or remembering it.

I'm wondering how it would go. If pros tried to do it they'd invariably fuck it up with some slutted up tart playing wink-wink games over the guy rubbing off on her. The hotness factor comes from the woman trying to convince herself that there really isn't some stranger rubbing his penis on her. It would take some decent acting chops to pull that off and that sort of subtlety isn't really what most adult actresses excel at....or if they do, nobody ever asks them to show it.

Thinking about how such a video might go my mind wandered and I started thinking of how frottage ties into my other fetish for somnophilia or the unintentionally and unwittingly exposed. Some totally oblivious chick with her nipple sticking out of her dress/shirt who carries on her conversation with the man or men standing around her without ever realizing that she's exposed.

I'm a total voyeur. I'm the chick that stops to watch the flasher jerking off.

 

[MechaBlade]

Hey mecha, who is this chick.

I love her enormous mouth.

http://www.youporn.com/watch/243040/wide-open-fucking-wide-open/

Fuck if I know. I know like 15 porn stars' names.

She looks a bit like Fairuza Balk, which is hot.

 

[MechaBlade]

beebs, I got a question for you.

Is there such thing as "frottage porn"? I mean specifically, men rubbing off between ass cheeks.

If I've already asked this before, forgive me.

Rule 43 of the Internet: if it exists, there is porn of it.

I went searching on gelbooru.com but could only find loli hentai.

 

[MitMyers]

Right before work

It's rare when I get to crank one out during the day; right now, I'm in a house with other people, I don't have a lock on my door, and some like to barge in. So I sat down today, writing away at something I had been wanting to write for a while, a long long while, when the house became empty.
I had to do it!
Day time, home alone, masturbation is way different then night time. Day time, home alone, I get myself buck naked, I might make some moans and groans, and I am definately NOT worried about uninvited, unwanted visitors. Night time, I've got to be quiet like a mouse.
I picked my girls; my ex-girlfriend from high school is always alot of fun. Thanks to socal networking sites, I have new, updated pics of that wacko, so very hot, that make this whole process so much fun. No nudity, yet. My goodness, why can't she just snap and do THAT?
And then there was the porn. Just got one of those three for $8.00 packs at my local convience store and one out of the three mags were worth stroking to. It was an issue of Tight, a real good issue. It's so rare I open a porno mag and find EVERY SINGLE girl hot as hell! I picked a young girl named Chastity; flat chest, real young looking, real cute and real happy.
I started with dry humping a pillow; I was fattening up my cock for something else though, a new little hobby I have when I masturbate. I took my camera with me and I was going to do a little pornographic documentry. I've done this before and I'll do it some more; it's become one of my favorite things to do.
The ex was paid to blow me in front of some friends; she was doing an amateur porn thing and, despite the fact she's gay and proud, the money was good. And so was her mouth. Chastity was a little different; I got her behind the school and we had our way. She was a virgin too and that helped things a great deal.
I rubbed myself to the very edge of an explsoion and got up, turned on the cam and started to narrate, swiching between my cock and the picks. I told the whole story from my head, pumping myslef faster and faster; goodness it was hot! I matched the story with what I was feeling; as I ended so did the story. I blasted the two of them with my load in my mind and filmed the real thing as it landed on the sheets.
The I had to run to work.
Good times

 

[rosco rathbone]

There must be --- there's porn for all kinds of strange fetishes like "crush" videos etc. so there has to be frottage porn out there somewhere, but I've never seen any.

It never even occurred to me to look for it, oddly enough. I don't know that I'd get the right kick from watching it as I do from imagining or remembering it.

I'm wondering how it would go. If pros tried to do it they'd invariably fuck it up with some slutted up tart playing wink-wink games over the guy rubbing off on her. The hotness factor comes from the woman trying to convince herself that there really isn't some stranger rubbing his penis on her. It would take some decent acting chops to pull that off and that sort of subtlety isn't really what most adult actresses excel at....or if they do, nobody ever asks them to show it.

Thinking about how such a video might go my mind wandered and I started thinking of how frottage ties into my other fetish for somnophilia or the unintentionally and unwittingly exposed. Some totally oblivious chick with her nipple sticking out of her dress/shirt who carries on her conversation with the man or men standing around her without ever realizing that she's exposed.

I'm a total voyeur. I'm the chick that stops to watch the flasher jerking off.

Ok, you are talking stranger frottage. I'm more talking just the act, not the whole noncon side of it.

I have seen ass-oriented vids where the guy will rub off on the cheeks for a minute, think I posted one here. I'd like to see guys frotting to completion, you know, in an ass fetishist porn where they do all the standard stuff:

1. a guy with a lot of ghetto jewelry leans his face into the frame next to the ass and says something about asses

2. they smear oil on the ass

3. they make her do the gadunkadunk dance

4 etc

 

[bridgeburner]

Ok, you are talking stranger frottage. I'm more talking just the act, not the whole noncon side of it.

I have seen ass-oriented vids where the guy will rub off on the cheeks for a minute, think I posted one here. I'd like to see guys frotting to completion, you know, in an ass fetishist porn where they do all the standard stuff:

1. a guy with a lot of ghetto jewelry leans his face into the frame next to the ass and says something about asses

2. they smear oil on the ass

3. they make her do the gadunkadunk dance

4 etc

Oh.

Well, there's gotta be, right?


....but where the hell's the fun in consent? Not even just a leetle coersion? C'mon, it's good for what ails ya!

 

[neci]

Sub and I have had a lot of tensions lately.

She's taken to making a lot of snippy quips at my expense, which I do my best to ignore. When I can't possibly take it anymore, I will give her a loving kiss on the back of her neck or a long, strong hug and then walking off. She usually remains in the same spot after this and then waits for me to return to the room to sigh conspicuously or hold her hands in her hand to show me that I am, in some way, killing her.

I sense that I will soon be jacking to the fantasy of punching her in the face.

It disappoints me that I am neither man enough to go through with it, or give her the ceaseless loving she desires.

thank you.

 

[MechaBlade]

I saw this and immediately thought "rosco would like this."
http://www.*********/2204_Paid_To_Fuck_A_Fat_Ugly_Motherfucker.html

 

[bridgeburner]

I saw this and immediately thought "rosco would like this."
http://www.*********/2204_Paid_To_Fuck_A_Fat_Ugly_Motherfucker.html

Mecha, you just took two hours of my life. I've been clicking random porn links to avoid either cleaning house or finishing the paper I have to turn in on Monday.

Thanks! I needed that!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I saw this and immediately thought "rosco would like this."
http://www.*********/2204_Paid_To_Fuck_A_Fat_Ugly_Motherfucker.html

Eh, he's got fake Billy-Bob teeth and purposely askew glasses.

False ugly I call that.

 

[bridgeburner]

I figured somebody somewhere would appreciate this one. It didn't do it for me since I just wanted to tuck her into a blankie and pat her back, but the tears ---especially the little-girlness of them and the fact that they're induced by deep-throating struck me as a good possibility for others.

http://www.*********/2002_Pornstar_Cries_Her_Eyes_Out.html


Mecha, you've created a monster. I've been cruising eFuckt every time I sit at the computer these last few days. I'm so sick and wrong. It's not even about sex. I just can't look away. It's like a donkey show.

 

[MechaBlade]

Mecha, you just took two hours of my life. I've been clicking random porn links to avoid either cleaning house or finishing the paper I have to turn in on Monday.

Thanks! I needed that!

I posted that after a 3 hour session of viewing and downloading. eFukt has about 30 interesting videos but they are fucking crazy!

Eh, he's got fake Billy-Bob teeth and purposely askew glasses.

False ugly I call that.

Noted. I am still learning your kink.

 

[MechaBlade]

I figured somebody somewhere would appreciate this one. It didn't do it for me since I just wanted to tuck her into a blankie and pat her back, but the tears ---especially the little-girlness of them and the fact that they're induced by deep-throating struck me as a good possibility for others.

http://www.*********/2002_Pornstar_Cries_Her_Eyes_Out.html


Mecha, you've created a monster. I've been cruising eFuckt every time I sit at the computer these last few days. I'm so sick and wrong. It's not even about sex. I just can't look away. It's like a donkey show.

Donkey shows are about sex.

You are sick and wrong, though!