Jacking-Off Log

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hot. fucking. damn.

You are absolved. Go and sin some more, my child.

Love the somnophilia in Flat Tire --- a particular kink of mine. This couple is amazing!! The punching impresses but scares me and where in the heck did the curved part of that hook go? Into her colon? The more extreme stuff is interesting because you never see it -- well, I never do, but the vids that really get me are the nonconsent scenarios which you also never see! Several clips that are right up my dark, twisted alley --- I'm all over the home invasion and bike abduction. Very, very cool!

hahaha! so glad I read this before clicking the link.

 

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Any of you porn pervies recognize this guy? I don't know if he's a porn actor or not. He has a shaven dome and a sort of goofy horse face. If he does porn, it is probably of the absurdist variety.

he looks a lot like mr trb

you have a better face shot?

 

[USAEagle]

In the past week I let a load go twice before bed.... The first time I was super horny and I thought I would be able to eat my own cum. But whenever I actually climax the moment goes away. But two nights ago I was able to follow through with it and it was amazing.

 

[MechaBlade]

hot. fucking. damn.

You are absolved. Go and sin some more, my child.

Love the somnophilia in Flat Tire --- a particular kink of mine. This couple is amazing!! The punching impresses but scares me and where in the heck did the curved part of that hook go? Into her colon? The more extreme stuff is interesting because you never see it -- well, I never do, but the vids that really get me are the nonconsent scenarios which you also never see! Several clips that are right up my dark, twisted alley --- I'm all over the home invasion and bike abduction. Very, very cool!

Oh, there's video.

I want to buy Flat Tire.

 

[bridgeburner]

Oh, there's video.

I want to buy Flat Tire.

Yeah, I'm all over Flat Tire and Please Don't Bring Me Flowers. I'll have to save up my entertainment allowance. I'm in extreme budgeting mode right now preparing for unemployment this summer.

 

[MechaBlade]

Yeah, I'm all over Flat Tire and Please Don't Bring Me Flowers. I'll have to save up my entertainment allowance. I'm in extreme budgeting mode right now preparing for unemployment this summer.

But porn is a necessary expenditure!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Another femdom one. analingus.de.vu has lots of them, evidently. But this one was about a woman licking an unwilling guy's ass. You could see she wanted him bad, like she hadn't had sex in years and she just won Brad Pitt in a charity auction. He was mildly resistant as if his wife was in the next room. It was so fucking hot.

But it was too short and too softcore, so I finished off with a lesbian anal strapon scene. That one is special because the girl who was getting it in the ass pays the other girl afterwards. I love interesting dynamics like that. Makes you want to write a story.

On the subject of anal, a female friend of mine recently asked me why guys always want anal. I told her I don't know why more guys don't want it. When ever I see a guy fucking a chick's pussy in porn, I'm looking at the asshole and thinking "Dude, what are you doing? There's something even better one inch away!" But I digress.

The video was also good because it's pretty high definition. I have a lot of porn, so much so that I sometimes think I have all I'll ever need. But a lot of it is low fidelity. I need to upgrade my videos to higher resolution porn. Then I can throw away the old real player videos of yore.

I figure it will take another 10 years.

Ha ha ha...I've almost filled up a 500GB external hard drive with "singles" clips and have half of another filled with full version movies, all downloaded from adultbay and all those other free porn mofos.

I have all those singles organized by name of porn star in their respective folders. The largest folders are of the big-titty and voluptuous girls like Gianna Michaels and Brandy Taylore. But creampies are what I love. I'm currently trying to get all the free creampie vids I can find, both amateur and pro. It's fun to see the way different people's bodies and voices in orgasm react when the guy doesn't pull out and keeps on trying to seed the woman.

As far as booty sex is concerned, I'm not a diehard anal fan BUT I do make exceptions, especially if the girl takes an anal creampie and she's got a good caboose. Recently I nabbed this vid with Jayden Williams, this really skinny, no-fat bodied and over-tanned brunette with a stupid tattoo that says "white girl" in Old English script down her spine. I don't know why, but there's something about this chick that makes me wanna fuck the living shit out of her like I was trying to make her my baby mama. Or maybe it's because she looks a lot like Naughtycakes and I'm transferring my lust for her onto Jayden. Whatever the reason, I like seeing her cookie get fucked but she doesn't have a lot of solo stuff out there for free.

http://www.iamivan.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jayden_williams_blog.jpg

Anyway, she has one of those micro-booties that fit really good in your hands and in this clip, this guy fucked her ass real nice...and he nutted supremely in that butt. The angle that the camera caught the ass fucking was sweet, on their sides with legs raised. They both were moaning real hard and you could see her smooth, clean ass lips pucker out, just sucking and pulling on his cock obscenely, which was pulsing his sperm deep in that bingy. It truly was like a second pussy and that mofo sounded like he was feeling that nut. I so wanted that to be me, but the best I could do was just pretend it was and nut a nice, copious, hot load of DNA cream all over my belly and pelvis.

Fuckin' porn!

 

[naughtycakes]

Wow, thanks, Zumi

I fucking love you, but I'm a whole lot thicker than that, see:

http://img4.glowfoto.com/images/2009/04/25-1654474215T.jpg

Closer to Olivia O'Lovely, hahahaha: http://www.spankwire.com/Olivia-O-Lovely-Ass-Worship-Scene-1/video83783/

 

[iceburg1]

nice booty !!

 

[notDV81]

nice booty !!

Thanks, bro.

 

[naughtycakes]

nice booty !!

OMG! Lettuce Lovah!!!!!!

Long time me no love you long time!

How's life and love down undah?

 

[iceburg1]

OMG! Lettuce Lovah!!!!!!

Long time me no love you long time!

How's life and love down undah?

beautiful in an upside down way !!

 

[naughtycakes]

beautiful in an upside down way !!

Upside down, boy you toss me, inside out and round n' round.

 

[bridgeburner]

Conditioned my hair today with L'Oreal's Excellence Cream

What will they think of next?

 

[MechaBlade]

Wow, thanks, Zumi

I fucking love you, but I'm a whole lot thicker than that, see:

http://img4.glowfoto.com/images/2009/04/25-1654474215T.jpg

Closer to Olivia O'Lovely, hahahaha: http://www.spankwire.com/Olivia-O-Lovely-Ass-Worship-Scene-1/video83783/

Not to be offensive, but you are like, what, 1 size up from Jayden?

I have all those singles organized by name of porn star in their respective folders. The largest folders are of the big-titty and voluptuous girls like Gianna Michaels and Brandy Taylore. But creampies are what I love. I'm currently trying to get all the free creampie vids I can find, both amateur and pro. It's fun to see the way different people's bodies and voices in orgasm react when the guy doesn't pull out and keeps on trying to seed the woman.

A creampie man? Interesting.

I'm interested as to how people organize their porn.

I don't know why, but there's something about this chick that makes me wanna fuck the living shit out of her like I was trying to make her my baby mama.

Probably because she's hot as fuck and has that Jordan Capri-esque micro booty. Could be bigger, but it's very round for her skinny body.

 

[naughtycakes]

Not to be offensive, but you are like, what, 1 size up from Jayden?

Again, thank you so much, not offensive at all, but quite off the mark. She's gotta be a size 2-4, depending on how tall she is. I'm a size 8-10, closer to the 10

 

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OK, so... in a strange city and I wanted to make a vid for the man. I went out and ate, had a glass of wine. It was ok, came back to do a cheesy striptease and then realised the iMovie thing wasn't actually recording. No matter... I carried on anyway.

I had promised this would be better than the first one I did, which I made when I was actually really ill and looked like shit, but I had to do it then.

this one, I peeled off my clothes and then brought myself to the brink of coming twice using my fingers and light touches of my glass dildo. I finally let myself reach orgasm. Cum was running down my fingers and hands and thighs... the bed soaked as I gushed out. I'm still shaking and I have no idea how to share 30 mins of me jacking off.

 

[MiGuy1953]

this morning,,, started here at Lit and ended up at some vids,,, took a while but did the job... mellow now. mature male

 

[bridgeburner]

Jacking suspended due to back injury. Damnit!!!

 

[heythere1212]

well I dont jack off , so maybe this thread doesnt apply to me . but its so hott hearing you guys talk about it.

its making me touch myself.

 

[SkAoUt]

well I dont jack off , so maybe this thread doesnt apply to me . but its so hott hearing you guys talk about it.

its making me touch myself.

Something about this post doesn't make much sense.

I think the poster is confused as to the current meaning of the word jack. Where as it used to refer to boys masturbating it now encompasses both genders masturbatory antics. At least it does in this thread.

Was feeling rather lazy and imagining myself taking a nap. My girlfriend left me in the lurch this am and I've been a bit antsy all day. Such is life though. Anyhow getting off to a couple vid clips of energetic young tarts riding porno dick and some impregnation stories got me over the edge. Honestly it was rather half hearted seeing as I've got some stuff on my mind as of late. Still relief is relief though the back of my head didn't explode this time. More like someone weakly slapped me on the back of my noggin.

 

[Marquis]

Sub and I have had a lot of tensions lately.

She's taken to making a lot of snippy quips at my expense, which I do my best to ignore. When I can't possibly take it anymore, I will give her a loving kiss on the back of her neck or a long, strong hug and then walking off. She usually remains in the same spot after this and then waits for me to return to the room to sigh conspicuously or hold her hands in her hand to show me that I am, in some way, killing her.

I sense that I will soon be jacking to the fantasy of punching her in the face.

It disappoints me that I am neither man enough to go through with it, or give her the ceaseless loving she desires.

 

[bridgeburner]

I couldn't stand it anymore. I risked being laid up for another week, I promised I'd stop if anything felt in peril, but I just had to try and rub one out.

I figure this is what I'll jack like when I'm all broke down at 90.


Yes. It was a good one, but I had to work hard not to straighten my legs like I wanted to and no rocking the hips.

Delicate maneuvers.

 

[tortoise]

Jacking like a house on fire, since returning from my sojourn in the desert.

No visible means of support, and you have not seen nothing yet...

 

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a teasing PM sets thoughts in motion. knickers down leg spread, imagining being roped down. glass dildo furiously working my cunt, a flick of the fingers and my cunt explodes.

Dildo remains tightly gripped inside.