Jacking-Off Log

[naughtycakes]

cause we are spanky sluts.

who like loads.

 

[bridgeburner]

I downloaded my first porno over the weekend

I usually watch it streaming, but a fellow Litster was kind enough to walk me through it, and he linked me to a Mark Davis/Public Disgrace movie where he takes this cute lil Asian girl to a scooter shop and they all abuse her.

I watched half of it, and though it was hot, I like his video with Ginger Lynn and all his stuff where he ties up the girls and abuses them much better.

I just downloaded that vid, but I haven't watched it yet! I've been watching one where they create a "clone" ---- this is also a Mark Davis kink.com production. So there's MD and two other Dominants -- one male, one female.

It's alright, but not doing much for me. The Domme irritates me, but that's not new. Most Dommes I've seen in pornos do. I don't know if it's because so often they just seem bitchy rather than dominant or if I just don't believe them or what. Voices and words are a big thing for me and the whininess of so many of them just grates. Could just be Not My Kink.


Okay, no more porn for me for the mo. Must go work!

 

[rosco rathbone]

I don't get the ginger lyn thing. Does nothing for me at all.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Every time I O, I start spotting. So I stopped.

 

[where]

I don't get the ginger lyn thing. Does nothing for me at all.

it's not her, it's HIM!

 

[rosco rathbone]

it's not her, it's HIM!

He does even less for me. No sense of identification at all.

 

[where]

He does even less for me. No sense of identification at all.

well as someone who identifies with an old man in baggy shreddies shagging an unconscious bint, I'm not totally surprised

 

[bridgeburner]

I don't get the ginger lyn thing. Does nothing for me at all.

I found it pretty hot at the time, but as it ages it's more interesting than arousing. As I said, it was kind of sweet, which usually doesn't do anything for me.

HIM I find hot. I recognize him as someone whose approval I would seek and never be sure of and who would easily make me cry and not care that he'd done so. However, if he DID, it would be like winning the life lottery. (Actually, if he did, I'd probably immediately lose interest. That's the way these things go.)

I suppose I could've just said he pushes the Daddy button for me --- although he's really nothing like my actual father.


And that, my friends, is probably the most disgusting thing I ever have or ever will post at Lit. Mark your calendars. ;->

 

[Batch]

Every time I O, I start spotting. So I stopped.

Good decision, dearling.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

I found it pretty hot at the time, but as it ages it's more interesting than arousing. As I said, it was kind of sweet, which usually doesn't do anything for me.

HIM I find hot. I recognize him as someone whose approval I would seek and never be sure of and who would easily make me cry and not care that he'd done so. However, if he DID, it would be like winning the life lottery. (Actually, if he did, I'd probably immediately lose interest. That's the way these things go.)

I suppose I could've just said he pushes the Daddy button for me --- although he's really nothing like my actual father.


And that, my friends, is probably the most disgusting thing I ever have or ever will post at Lit. Mark your calendars. ;->

Oh come now, surely you got something more disgusting than THAT little old admission!

Here's a masturbation poem:

I sit on the toilet
after school
and read Scruples Two
and masturbate
while mother watches Oprah
in the living room
and I wonder if she can hear

 

[Minkey Boodle]

If I could properly grip my clit like a cock... boooyyy-o.

 

[where]

If I could properly grip my clit like a cock... boooyyy-o.

you can't? try using two hands. I can kinda jack mine.

All my jacking to Mark has made me sore. I'm not gonna wank for a week now.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

I just found myself stroking through my pants while I was reading an article in Wired Magazine. Not a sexy article.

 

[save_marla]

I used to be a big fan of Mark Davis. Then he tried to do a med fet scene and it was the cheesiest, most contrived thing I've ever had the misfortune to try to get off on. And I didn't, and I've never quite forgiven him.

Lately - Mr. Marla thinks I'm crazy - I've been pulling up old porn clips I have bookmarked, two at a time, and sort of watching one while listening to the other. Like, some intensely violent and humiliating thing, but the girl's just way too damn quiet for my tastes...so I play some squalling Japanese chick in the background, and O my brains out.

I don't care if it's weird, it works.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I just found myself stroking through my pants while I was reading an article in Wired Magazine. Not a sexy article.

I jack it all the time when reading. I read 600 pages of Nixonland whilst pulling my pud-over a week or so-, fell asleep at one point and dreamed I was Pat Buchanan planning dirty tricks to ratfuck Hubert Humphrey.

Today, reading The Coming Of The Third Reich, jacking all the while. Early antisemites like Wilhelm Marr and Eugen Duhring. There was even a "League For The Prevention Of Female Emancipation" in 1890's Germany. Tension and stress building in my balls as I think of the onrushing strum und drang.

 

[Palba_Noruda]

I jack it all the time when reading. I read 600 pages of Nixonland whilst pulling my pud-over a week or so-, fell asleep at one point and dreamed I was Pat Buchanan planning dirty tricks to ratfuck Hubert Humphrey.

Today, reading The Coming Of The Third Reich, jacking all the while. Early antisemites like Wilhelm Marr and Eugen Duhring. There was even a "League For The Prevention Of Female Emancipation" in 1890's Germany. Tension and stress building in my balls as I think of the onrushing strum und drang.

That's some heavy shit, man. What's that book weigh, like twenty pounds?

Update:
Wired led to Lit which led to pornhub (Did you ever see that creepy Russian guy on pornhub, maybe he's Russian I don't know? Bald, hairy, casting couch for a magazine scenario? Starts out all casual, talks the girls out of their clothes, gets them into bed, yada yada yada, everything is hunky dory until he insists on sticking his fingers in her ass? The one gets real weird at that point, to the point where I click away) which led to ejaculation. I found myself holding my breath as I ejaculated, something I normally don't do. Lots of jizz as I didn't jack yesterday.

I'm working on a story for the toys and masturbation section of lit. I can't quite seem to move the story from straight-up "here's what happened" to something a bit more figurative.

I took notes as I stroked just now, though, trying to get down the "thought" process exactly. I got some jack juice on the pencil, but not much.

Do you think the readers of the toys and masturbation category will be turned off by a denouement that describes a sense of crushing guilt and shame?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

you can't? try using two hands. I can kinda jack mine.

Not properly. I wanna get a fist around it and yank on that bitch.

 

[MechaBlade]

guro? dare I even ask?

You don't want to know.

I must have FF past those bits, but yeah... it's quite good the way it's shot, just does nothing for me because I just can't identify.

One reason I never got into opiates. why pay good money to sleep?

I had a medicinal fap this morning. now Im bleeding like a pig.

You fap and you're bleeding? What the fuck?

If I could properly grip my clit like a cock... boooyyy-o.

I want video of you trying.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

cause we are spanky sluts.

who like loads.

*insert sound of snugly fitting boxer briefs being ripped open at the crotch by Hulk-like, turgid, pulsating cock here*

*might use the combined title We Are Spanky Sluts Who Like Loads for erotic idea

 

[where]

Not properly. I wanna get a fist around it and yank on that bitch.

penis envy?

You don't want to know.


You fap and you're bleeding? What the fuck?




I want video of you trying.

I googled it actually. Some of the art which was linked from wiki looked really good, but yeah, not my idea of wank.

and excuse me, I have grossed YOU out? you are squeamish about a bit of blood with the stuff you write and fap over?

Methinks you ain't so fucking hard, degenerate and pervy as you make out after all.

*insert sound of snugly fitting boxer briefs being ripped open at the crotch by Hulk-like, turgid, pulsating cock here*

*might use the combined title We Are Spanky Sluts Who Like Loads for erotic idea

let me know when the picture's finished.

 

[naughtycakes]

I jack it all the time when reading. I read 600 pages of Nixonland whilst pulling my pud-over a week or so-, fell asleep at one point and dreamed I was Pat Buchanan planning dirty tricks to ratfuck Hubert Humphrey.

Today, reading The Coming Of The Third Reich, jacking all the while. Early antisemites like Wilhelm Marr and Eugen Duhring. There was even a "League For The Prevention Of Female Emancipation" in 1890's Germany. Tension and stress building in my balls as I think of the onrushing strum und drang.

Ha! I ordered Nixonland from Amazon yesterday, but I doubt I'll be fapping to it. I went for the new paperback, 'cause I fucking hate hardcovers. I needed to spend a bit more for the free shipping, so I also got a snakebite kit - for the suction cups - and a 7-inch, black dildo with balls. Who knew Amazon had sex toys?

*insert sound of snugly fitting boxer briefs being ripped open at the crotch by Hulk-like, turgid, pulsating cock here*

*might use the combined title We Are Spanky Sluts Who Like Loads for erotic idea

What Kybs said

 

[where]

Ha! I ordered Nixonland from Amazon yesterday, but I doubt I'll be fapping to it. I went for the new paperback, 'cause I fucking hate hardcovers. I needed to spend a bit more for the free shipping, so I also got a snakebite kit - for the suction cups - and a 7-inch, black dildo with balls. Who knew Amazon had sex toys?



What Kybs said

didn't know you liked dildos!

the snake kit has suction cups?


Hmmmmmmm......

 

[naughtycakes]

didn't know you liked dildos!

the snake kit has suction cups?


Hmmmmmmm......

I don't really care about dildos, but the vibrator I have now is too big. I was perving online yesterday at work. It was so fun, you know, the risk of getting caught and shamed.

I was in a room with two other women about my age, a court reporter sitting next to me and an insurance investigator across from me. We all had our lap tops out and were doing work waiting for somebody to show up, who never did. I spent the entire time perving online on yahoo, shopping for sex toys and emailing pussy pics. I was sitting right in front of the open door, so anybody could've walked by or come in. There were a couple of close calls, hahaha.

The snakebite kit gets here tomorrow, so I'll let you know if it's any good. All of my purchases were based on recommendations

 

[where]

I don't really care about dildos, but the vibrator I have now is too big. I was perving online yesterday at work. It was so fun, you know, the risk of getting caught and shamed.

I was in a room with two other women about my age, a court reporter sitting next to me and an insurance investigator across from me. We all had our lap tops out and were doing work waiting for somebody to show up, who never did. I spent the entire time perving online on yahoo, shopping for sex toys and emailing pussy pics. I was sitting right in front of the open door, so anybody could've walked by or come in. There were a couple of close calls, hahaha.

The snakebite kit gets here tomorrow, so I'll let you know if it's any good. All of my purchases were based on recommendations

I'd like to see you use a good clear glass dildo. just so you know.

 

[bridgeburner]

Snakebite kit - yay! Got one a few years ago and was quite happy with the results.