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The basic snakebite kit is self-contained with two large suction cups and one a bit smaller and stronger than the others. You also some sort of blade and and a tourniquette-type thing that they call a "lymph constrictor" -- but it's basically just a string --- and an aniseptic wipe. Oh, and instructions.

I live in the city, now, and dont' have much occasion to encounter snakes, so I tossed the guts and kept all the suction cups. Okay, that's a lie. I did toss the guts, but I bought the thing while living in the heart of LA and it never had anything to do with snakes.

It's the suction cups. They're nipple sized.
 
I don't really care about dildos, but the vibrator I have now is too big. I was perving online yesterday at work. It was so fun, you know, the risk of getting caught and shamed.

I was in a room with two other women about my age, a court reporter sitting next to me and an insurance investigator across from me. We all had our lap tops out and were doing work waiting for somebody to show up, who never did. I spent the entire time perving online on yahoo, shopping for sex toys and emailing pussy pics. I was sitting right in front of the open door, so anybody could've walked by or come in. There were a couple of close calls, hahaha.

I love the notion of you (and women in general) laptop perving in secret while working. I just multiply this happening with women all over the globe and...mmmmm...all of you are horny when you finish your jobs. I love the idea of that kind of world!

By the way, "too big" is...how big/long on that vibe of yours?

I'd like to see you use a good clear glass dildo. just so you know.

Me three.

The basic snakebite kit is self-contained with two large suction cups and one a bit smaller and stronger than the others. You also some sort of blade and and a tourniquette-type thing that they call a "lymph constrictor" -- but it's basically just a string --- and an aniseptic wipe. Oh, and instructions.

I live in the city, now, and dont' have much occasion to encounter snakes, so I tossed the guts and kept all the suction cups. Okay, that's a lie. I did toss the guts, but I bought the thing while living in the heart of LA and it never had anything to do with snakes.

It's the suction cups. They're nipple sized.

Interesting. First time I've heard of this. I wonder if the snakebite kit manufacturer is cognizant of the alternative applications for their product?

And the suction cups go on the nipples?
 
The basic snakebite kit is self-contained with two large suction cups and one a bit smaller and stronger than the others. You also some sort of blade and and a tourniquette-type thing that they call a "lymph constrictor" -- but it's basically just a string --- and an aniseptic wipe. Oh, and instructions.

I live in the city, now, and dont' have much occasion to encounter snakes, so I tossed the guts and kept all the suction cups. Okay, that's a lie. I did toss the guts, but I bought the thing while living in the heart of LA and it never had anything to do with snakes.

It's the suction cups. They're nipple sized.

will they fit over a clit as well?
 
I'd like to see you use a good clear glass dildo. just so you know.

Mmm, me too. They're just sooo pretty, but a bit pricey. It's definitely on my toy wish list.

I have a clear, glass butt plug I love. It's small, about four inches long, with three progressively bigger nubs and you can totally see in when it's inserted :D


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I'll see if I can't find a picture with the kit open so you can see a bit better.

That's exactly the one I bought.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I'm looking forward to mine. I was a bit apprehensive at first, not knowing what it was for, when I was instructed to buy it, but I figured it out before ordering.

I love the notion of you (and women in general) laptop perving in secret while working. I just multiply this happening with women all over the globe and...mmmmm...all of you are horny when you finish your jobs. I love the idea of that kind of world!

By the way, "too big" is...how big/long on that vibe of yours?

Hmm, it's about 9-10 inches long, 2 inches thick and with spiky nubs and grooves all over. It looks like a pink cephalopod monster, and though the vibe functions are yummy, I've never been able to insert it fully.
 
Mmm, me too. They're just sooo pretty, but a bit pricey. It's definitely on my toy wish list.

I have a clear, glass butt plug I love. It's small, about four inches long, with three progressively bigger nubs and you can totally see in when it's inserted :D




That's exactly the one I bought.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I'm looking forward to mine. I was a bit apprehensive at first, not knowing what it was for, when I was instructed to buy it, but I figured it out before ordering.



Hmm, it's about 9-10 inches long, 2 inches thick and with spiky nubs and grooves all over. It looks like a pink cephalopod monster, and though the vibe functions are yummy, I've never been able to insert it fully.

you can get glass for pretty reasonable prices these days. you need to get one, trust me.

I'm a big fan of nipple suction. I'll get snake kit and see if I can modify the syringe thing I showed ya.

and pictures please....
 
Interesting. First time I've heard of this. I wonder if the snakebite kit manufacturer is cognizant of the alternative applications for their product?

And the suction cups go on the nipples?

I just got an image of all the women who work at the plant topless but wearing the suction cups on their nipples. It's like a uniform. They line up in the morning and clock in, discard their shirts and have the suction cups applied by the safety inspector. There'd have to be a bell on a timer so they would know to take the suction off and let the blood circulate to their nipples several times a day.
 
I googled it actually. Some of the art which was linked from wiki looked really good, but yeah, not my idea of wank.

and excuse me, I have grossed YOU out? you are squeamish about a bit of blood with the stuff you write and fap over?

Methinks you ain't so fucking hard, degenerate and pervy as you make out after all. :D
Scat is one thing, but blood is disgusting.
 
Scat is one thing, but blood is disgusting.

I take it you won't be visiting this site, then, hmmm? :D

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I take it you won't be visiting this site, then, hmmm? :D

Gross.

I totally just jacked.
Drunk.
Pornhub.
Was hangin out with my sexy friend and her fiance earlier.
trying to score a bag.
it all seems connected.
well whatever.
jizz, cum, unh unh unh
 
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Scat is one thing, but blood is disgusting.

seriously? have I just grossed you out? really really really? :D

If you think pushing your cock into warm shit is mindblowing, try pushing it into a boiling hot, wet and swollen bleeding cunt. do it in the shower if you are squeamish. If the girl is cramping as well you'll get the ride of your life. it's like spanish fly.
 
seriously? have I just grossed you out? really really really? :D

If you think pushing your cock into warm shit is mindblowing, try pushing it into a boiling hot, wet and swollen bleeding cunt. do it in the shower if you are squeamish. If the girl is cramping as well you'll get the ride of your life. it's like spanish fly.


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omigod... *snickers*your terrible!
And that's a risky field....there are risks of decapitation. I read it somewhere.
Ah but on a lighter note, sex and orgasm actually help with cramping, mysterious thing.....they ease it.

Doesn't float my boat...and the pic of pushing a dick into a warm shit is something of itself. *imagines some poor schmuck doing it to a pile on the cold tile floor*
 
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omigod... *snickers*your terrible!
And that's a risky field....there are risks of decapitation. I read it somewhere.
Ah but on a lighter note, sex and orgasm actually help with cramping, mysterious thing.....they ease it.

Doesn't float my boat...and the pic of pushing a dick into a warm shit is something of itself. *imagines some poor schmuck doing it to a pile on the cold tile floor*

mecha likes his warm shit still in the body.

nothing mysterious about orgasms easing cramping. It's just finding someone man enough to risk doing it, though I'd happily be tied up for his safety.
 
incest story with video in the background.
i don't usually do incest. I followed a link the author posted at a different thread.
 
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