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Hardly, A. I wasn't gainsaying your claim. Just reminiscing. It was a vivid story.
 
tortoise said:
Hardly, A. I wasn't gainsaying your claim. Just reminiscing. It was a vivid story.
ok. i'm always amazed at what floats the boats around here.
 
Hester said:
lol. if they only knew, eh?

It might actually make a good negotiating lever were our society structured a little differently:

"OK, one O's gonna put you back you back 50 licences. Two in a row? No way I could do that for less than 150 licences, a five-year warrenty, and free customer service for the warranty period. All right, I'll have a little mercy and cut you a deal. Only 130 licences. But all the rest remains the same! Deal? Good. I'll switch on the webcam now. Better tell the rest of those jokers you work with to gather round NOW. I have a 3:00 to prepare for. Oh oh OHH baby, BABY!"
 
stirbird said:
It might actually make a good negotiating lever were our society structured a little differently:

"OK, one O's gonna put you back you back 50 licences. Two in a row? No way I could do that for less than 150 licences, a five-year warrenty, and free customer service for the warranty period. All right, I'll have a little mercy and cut you a deal. Only 130 licences. But all the rest remains the same! Deal? Good. I'll switch on the webcam now. Better tell the rest of those jokers you work with to gather round NOW. I have a 3:00 to prepare for. Oh oh OHH baby, BABY!"
you're a dangerous woman.
 
Hester said:
can't argue with that one.

Female self love is one of my obsessions. Add in the "necessity is the mother of invention" angle of the waterbottle, and I'm one happy pervert.
 
tortoise said:
Female self love is one of my obsessions. Add in the "necessity is the mother of invention" angle of the waterbottle, and I'm one happy pervert.
one of these days i'll send you some jacks i won't log publicly.
 
Hester said:
one of these days i'll send you some jacks i won't log publicly.

Bless you, my friend.

I would do the same, were I ever to have a jack that I would scruple to log publically. Hasn't happened yet, but now I'm looking upon it as a challenge, to come up with a jack that would make me blush. Hmm...
 
Hester said:
i pretty much can't *not* O if penetrated (how's that for a double negative). and i'll often need penetration for a successful clitoral O, unless i'm doing it myself. i'm weird.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
Hester said:
i start when penetration starts and stop when it stops, whether i want to or not. sometimes i'll get a breather in certain positions. uncontrollable reflex kind of thing.

i'd like to see you try to shame me. it's not easy.
I was referring to your sig.
 
Some bitches are just wired to o like beasts and it isn't always the perverts, either. I had a mega-vanilla ex that was like that. Lovemaking always had to be on an approved schedule, in an approved position, with pre-approved intimacies, but once everything was in place, she'd bust at the tenth or eleventh hump.
 
Hester said:
i like being easy :)

Is it environmentally friendly, though? I ask because I remember a frog singing something about "it's not that green being easy". . .
 
LowMurmur said:
Is it environmentally friendly, though? I ask because I remember a frog singing something about "it's not that green being easy". . .
dude, if a woman says she's easy the last thing you should be thinking about is recycling. hand in your balls, man, you're done.
 
a said:
i prefer "fat ass." but, yes. she does. stropping hand twitching?

carving hand maybe.

is cumin coriander? i needed cumin and coriander was stacked in the space marked cumin in the indian spices isle. i know that one of those spices goes by 2 names and i cant rember which. cilantro=cumin=coriander.
 
rosco rathbone said:
carving hand maybe.

is cumin coriander? i needed cumin and coriander was stacked in the space marked cumin in the indian spices isle. i know that one of those spices goes by 2 names and i cant rember which. cilantro=cumin=coriander.

go to the foodgasm thread and contribute. you are one of the senseis.
coriander is cilantro, but the seeds and the leaves are WAY different. i tend to use the ground seeds more, except for a few fresh salads and mexican food. typically, the stuff you see marked "coriander" in the spice section is made from the seeds. wen i see cilantro in a recipe i use the fresh leaves.

as far as i know cumin is a different spice altogether.
 
I thought those were all different spices.

I'm torn on whether I prefer women who O easily or women who don't O at all.

I like the way a woman who has just had a massive orgasm will look at you with gigantic puppy eyes for doing nothing other than trying to squeeze your own nut out. I find these women to be the most appreciative of sex, and ocassionally a woman Oing can turn me on.

Then again, I really like the notion that a woman is providing a service to me when we are fucking. Any physical pleasure she receives is dwarfed by the mental satisfaction of fulfilling her obligation to satisfy me. Without having her own pleasure to distract her, a woman can focus more on servitude.

I've found this dichotomy to be particularly salient in the anal arts.

What's sluttier, a girl who loves it in the ass or a girl who hates it but takes it anyway?

I just don't know.
 
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