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Great. Now I have a big ass bag of expensive coriander with nothing to use it on. Cumin is what I need, for my ho' made falafel. :(

I'm doubly twoblocked here. Can't falafelize due to lack of cumin, can't make my kingfish for lack of peppers.

I did have an excellent jay, this day. I got up about 6am and went to the park as is my custom, but the low sun made me cold and I went back home and stretched out in front of the sunny window like a large masturbatory cat, reading big books of theery and universal law.

After a while, I couldn't concentrate on the philosophy, as my penis was hard. I thought about oral and deep completion in the sunlight.

Then I took a nap from 10AM-12PM.
 
i don't see why you can't use coriander in falafel. what other herbs do you have on hand?
 
Hester said:
i don't see why you can't use coriander in falafel. what other herbs do you have on hand?
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I don't understand you people with your willy nilly off-recipe substitutions. Why not use coriander, when the recipe clearly calls for cumin?? A does not equal B. I can see that I have a long way to go before I understand this cooking kung fu.
 
I'm not usually one to fear reasonable substitution, but I would think falafels might not taste right without cumin.

My mother was the queen of substitutions. There was no dish she couldn't make with whatever ingredients she happened to have in the refrigerator.
 
rosco rathbone said:
I don't understand you people with your willy nilly off-recipe substitutions. Why not use coriander, when the recipe clearly calls for cumin?? A does not equal B. I can see that I have a long way to go before I understand this cooking kung fu.
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you have to be able to taste it in your mind. give yourself permission to make some mistakes and try to play around a bit.

it's like words. you can't generally use an adjective where a preposition is on order but you can substitute some words for others if you have a good sense of what you want to say and have a good vocab.
 
Fucking food perverts making the JOL all dirty with your cumin. "I need to cumin".

food fluffers. there is a thread for all that dirty business in the kitchen.
 
Hester said:
dude, if a woman says she's easy the last thing you should be thinking about is recycling. hand in your balls, man, you're done.
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I blame Olivia. When she was Miss Piggy, I was thinking like Kermit for a while there. . .
 
rosco rathbone said:
I don't understand you people with your willy nilly off-recipe substitutions. Why not use coriander, when the recipe clearly calls for cumin?? A does not equal B. I can see that I have a long way to go before I understand this cooking kung fu.
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i looked up a few recipes and people use coriander, too. i'd say use 1tsp coriander, 1tsp turmeric, 1/2tsp cayenne, 1/2 tsp cinnamon if you have these. if not, just leave out what you don't have.

do you have any masalas? depending on what kind you have you might be able to use that instead.
 
you guys are driving me nuts

I get all excited: new posts in the JOL. Sombody's wankin, and I've got a hankerin'.
I get here, and there is spice, but no spice. CUT IT OUT. Put some cock in here, please.
 
Hester said:
add 1 tsp coriander and 1 tsp turmeric. stir with cock.

better, oly?
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those spices won't burn? Ok, a little olive oil pooled in my belly button. spices. Stir with cock. Paint me orange. it's a start.
 
Olivia_Yearns said:
you guys are driving me nuts

I get all excited: new posts in the JOL. Sombody's wankin, and I've got a hankerin'.
I get here, and there is spice, but no spice. CUT IT OUT. Put some cock in here, please.
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I'm sorry, the whimple makes me shrivel.
 
Marquis said:
Certain curry powders are heavy on the cumin, they could work too.
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Especially the kind that come out of a large grocery store on the mainstream spice rack. :/ Rosco, Marquis is right, those "curry powders" are an excellent substitute for pure cumin (in fact, you'll probably not be able to tell the difference).

<--cumin hater, here, like Hester, I'd prefer to sprinkle the measles in my dish. ;o
 
3 Times

I came this morning twice. After fucking a girl I know she asked could she watch me. She sat on a chair in the corner of the room. I asked her to tell me her kinkiest fantasy as she spread her legs and rubbed her clit.

She spoke of of being a pornstar. She spoke with good detail. My eyes closed I imagined the whole thing. With my legs arched and open I shot a load to the end of the bed. I waited till she came. My cum was hot, and ropey.

I just stroked it again in the shower. I was looking at azzures and staces pictures before hand. I was playing football earlier so I was in need of a clean. With the suds all over my body, my cock felt perfect in my fist...I came hard on the tiled wall.
 
one early morning maintenance event to log. i knew i'd never make it through breakfast if i didn't release a little first.

i'm horny as hell today but i know jacking won't sate me right now so i'm trying to hold off as long as possible because i'm lazy. i really need some deep, long fucking.
 
I had a very lazy j.
I am very hungover and feel like shit- but I felt a bit better after.
Thinking of fucking this girl in the ass with a strap-on.
 
luxey313 said:
pulling it out and putting it back in
then making her suck it after
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Awwww, now you're just telling me whatever I want to hear.

I don't mind.
 
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