Jacking-Off Log

[naughtygirl69s]

i'll often O almost immediately upon penetration. is that a buzzkill? or only if it's "performance?"

I've never O'd from penetration

I wish we had a clit inside the vag

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I've determined that I think all you people are sexy as hell because you're smart and you make me laugh. I get some of my best chuckles out of reading the JOL....which doesn't sound quite right but I hope you all know what I mean.

Had a jack attack today. I was sitting quietly reading on the couch --nothing sexy-- and I realized that I needed to pee. Had probably needed to for some time but was too engrossed in my book to get up and go. On the way to the bathroom I veered off into the bedroom instead. I was overwhelmed with the need to jack and I just knew it was going to be good. I came so hard I nearly wet myself, a really long, drawn-out rolling O with a good hard spike at the end. This was like the near-perfect 10 of O's.

Now I want to go jack but I'm afraid I'll be disappointed. Wish me luck. ;->

those are my best kind, Fucking or Jilling when I have to pee, results in GREAT O's!

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Well, even tho I was tired and not really in the mood last night, I seduced myself and had my first self-provided O in weeks!

I used to vibrators, one of this new bullet I got (not really enough power, but it will do) I put it between my butt cheeks against my asshole.

The other, (my trusty egg) against my clit, and I straddled my giant body pillow and humped away, thinking about having my butt molested.

I came good, but I felt like something was missing, it was a rather hollow O

 

[Hester]

I've never O'd from penetration

I wish we had a clit inside the vag

i pretty much can't *not* O if penetrated (how's that for a double negative). and i'll often need penetration for a successful clitoral O, unless i'm doing it myself. i'm weird.

 

[zekealicious]

Gawd I love the idea of a woman pillow humping - hell, humping anything-when masturbating

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

That was amazing. I think I'll stroke one off before work. Thanks OY

always happy to help a jacker

 

[KravMaga]

I've never O'd from penetration

I wish we had a clit inside the vag

Now that would have made sense. That's god showing its sense of humor sort of like the platypus....

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Gawd I love the idea of a woman pillow humping - hell, humping anything-when masturbating

then you'll like my posts.....I'm a chronic humper

 

[rimmy]

i'll often O almost immediately upon penetration. is that a buzzkill? or only if it's "performance?"

It's only a buzzkill for me if you're a one and done kinda girl. If you have some more O's stashed away in there then it's all good but if you blew your wad too early then we may have a problem.


P.S. I'd really like to shame you.

 

[zekealicious]

then you'll like my posts.....I'm a chronic humper

Good on ya!! You're getting my weekend off to a good start with such an image!

 

[rosco rathbone]

It's only a buzzkill for me if you're a one and done kinda girl. If you have some more O's stashed away in there then it's all good but if you blew your wad too early then we may have a problem.


P.S. I'd really like to shame you.

I'm losing my mind. I saw the woman over your shoulder as a somewhat hunchbacked guy with a shaved head like yours, with his arm around your shoulder, facing the same direction as you. The long hair I saw as a sort of tutu or hawaiian tiki skirt around his waist. I blocked out the giveaway legs protruding into the left of the composition. This illusion persisted as I stared at it for a good long while.

 

[Adakgirl]

I've never O'd from penetration

I wish we had a clit inside the vag

Oh but you do, it's called a G-Spot.
Masterbation while useing Yahoo with Voice is an orgastic expierience of the first order. If you have the right person on the other end of the line. Even if you can only read him and he can hear you it makes for a great time. Hold the headset down so he can hear your juices flowing. Let him hear you cum.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Oh but you do, it's called a G-Spot.
Masterbation while useing Yahoo with Voice is an orgastic expierience of the first order. If you have the right person on the other end of the line. Even if you can only read him and he can hear you it makes for a great time. Hold the headset down so he can hear your juices flowing. Let him hear you cum.

uhm

thanks for the tips

but, I can stimulate my gspot and even gush buckets of fluids, but i don't "cum"

and ive experienced the joys of voice chat

 

[stirbird]

I'm losing my mind. I saw the woman over your shoulder as a somewhat hunchbacked guy with a shaved head like yours, with his arm around your shoulder, facing the same direction as you. The long hair I saw as a sort of tutu or hawaiian tiki skirt around his waist. I blocked out the giveaway legs protruding into the left of the composition. This illusion persisted as I stared at it for a good long while.

I see it. The legs could be hunchback giving someone outside the frame the Italian finger, one hand over the wrist of the finger hand.

The hair made it hard for me to initally parse that image too. It's too shiny.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hold the headset down so he can hear your juices flowing.

Fuck outta here!

Juices do not make a detectable sound. NO way.

 

[rimmy]

I'm losing my mind. I saw the woman over your shoulder as a somewhat hunchbacked guy with a shaved head like yours, with his arm around your shoulder, facing the same direction as you. The long hair I saw as a sort of tutu or hawaiian tiki skirt around his waist. I blocked out the giveaway legs protruding into the left of the composition. This illusion persisted as I stared at it for a good long while.

You, my friend, need some serious help. Not that we didn't know that already, I just felt like reiterating it.

 

[Adakgirl]

Fuck outta here!

Juices do not make a detectable sound. NO way.

Ahha you are attempting to make me prove this? Ok well they make a detectable sound when a dildo is acting in accordance with them then. That's when you can hear juices.

 

[Hester]

It's only a buzzkill for me if you're a one and done kinda girl. If you have some more O's stashed away in there then it's all good but if you blew your wad too early then we may have a problem.


P.S. I'd really like to shame you.

i start when penetration starts and stop when it stops, whether i want to or not. sometimes i'll get a breather in certain positions. uncontrollable reflex kind of thing.

i'd like to see you try to shame me. it's not easy.

 

[tortoise]

That's hot, A. So many different flavors of women and Os. It gladdens my heart and loins.

It's especially delicious when one woman has a multitude of different Os. Inspires reverence and awe.

 

[Hester]

That's hot, A. So many different flavors of women and Os. It gladdens my heart and loins.

It's especially delicious when one woman has a multitude of different Os. Inspires reverence and awe.

it kind of gets annoying. there are times i'd like to just sit back and enjoy the ride without hyperventilating and getting all frenetic.

 

[tortoise]

it kind of gets annoying. there are times i'd like to just sit back and enjoy the ride without hyperventilating and getting all frenetic.

Hm. I would imagine (and I could very well be talking out my ass here, wouldn't be the first time, nor the last) that many women would like to be in your, uh, bare feet in this regard.

As a guy, I can say it would NOT be annoying in the slightest. Although, I do enjoy the slow, gradual build with frenzy at the top very much as well. It's all good.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

i start when penetration starts and stop when it stops, whether i want to or not. sometimes i'll get a breather in certain positions. uncontrollable reflex kind of thing.

i'd like to see you try to shame me. it's not easy.

Oh My God! This is when I get my "penis for a day" fantasy. That must be a very thrilling ride for the penetrator.

 

[Hester]

Oh My God! This is when I get my "penis for a day" fantasy. That must be a very thrilling ride for the penetrator.

there was a john irving character---a viennese prostitute---who inhabited a hotel with other working girls. in the story they made fun of her because they could always hear her dramatizing her orgasms. toward the end of the story it was revealed that she always Oed with her clients. little did i know when i read that as a young adult that that woman would be me.

 

[stirbird]

...toward the end of the story it was revealed that she always Oed with her clients. little did i know when i read that as a young adult that that woman would be me.

You always O with your clients?

Whatever it is you do, I wish you could bottle it and sell it to other women. You'd become a billionare, albeit it in a kind of embarassing way. Actually, I think your biggest customers might be women's husbands.

 

[Hester]

You always O with your clients?

Whatever it is you do, I wish you could bottle it and sell it to other women. You'd become a billionare, albeit it in a kind of embarassing way. Actually, I think your biggest customers might be women's husbands.

lol. if they only knew, eh?

oddly, i hardly ever use self penetration when masturbating. maybe a few times a month.