Jacking-Off Log

[stirbird]

Awesomeness. It's from a copyrighted work (i assume) but if you want the entire picture, I have it.

I'd love a copy. No Book of Knowledge to put it in here, but that is a fine image.

 

[stirbird]

Pictures!

Speaking of which... Your sig gif (a.k.a. the gif in your sig!) is hiliarious.

 

[Hester]

morning jack. quick, stressful. i'm in a hurry today.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Tax write-offs for sex toys... crazy.

Anyway, there are a variety of non-milking breast pumps:
http://www.extremerestraints.com/breastnipple-pumps_221/
Supposedly they can "enlarge your breast, nipples and clit" but I wouldn't count on it.

This was kind of interesting. Thanks for linking. I doubt they are going to get bigger, so the question is, will that feel good?

I did my usual late night wank at 3am after staying up too late on lit. Tonight, I'm signing off here in ten minutes, so I hope to have cum by 2am. Not a very interesting log. I want contact. Lit is temporarily more real to me then my life, and I'm dropping the ball on things.

 

[MechaBlade]

I'd love a copy. No Book of Knowledge to put it in here, but that is a fine image.

I took the image from a comic book page here:

http://www.bondagetemple.com/toons/d01zr/images/09.jpg

As you can see I removed the background to make it into an avatar.

Most of the story:
http://www.bondagetemple.com/toons/d01zr/cartoonimages.html

 

[goodmorningdavi]

I tried to rub 2 out and fall asleep but now I'm more awake than before

 

[MechaBlade]

I tried to rub 2 out and fall asleep but now I'm more awake than before

Welcome to the thread.

It's like a sugar high for me. I get all up, but then I come crashing down after.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I rubbed one out while sitting on the toilet, yesterday and talking to a "friend" no vibrators used, I actually came with my fingers

 

[stirbird]

I took the image from a comic book page here:

http://www.bondagetemple.com/toons/d01zr/images/09.jpg

As you can see I removed the background to make it into an avatar.

Most of the story:
http://www.bondagetemple.com/toons/d01zr/cartoonimages.html

Ah, a "Master Speaks" special. Thanks very much for the links, the second one took me to the story. I love that guy's free compiliations. I've gotten some of my best cartoons from him.

edit: I just read the cartoon. Absolutely delightful, Mecha! It got my abberant motor running. I especially like what he did with the panties at the end.

 

[Hester]

fell asleep twice last night while trying to get off. forced myself to wake up and finish because i didn't know when i'd have the time and energy again. as much of a maintenance act as it gets.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I did it again! Came with my fingers!

With assistance from my friend, again but....I'm making progress

 

[bridgeburner]

I did it again! Came with my fingers!

With assistance from my friend, again but....I'm making progress

By your level of excitement I take it this is a rare thing for you. I'm always curious about other women's habits. It's a logical assumption that we should be as similar in our habits as men are --- it's an anatomical thing --- but that doesn't appear to be the case. Most men use their hands alone the variations are with or without lube or in or out of the shower etc but physically it's pretty much the same, I think. Women seem to have a wider spectrum of methods.

I'm digitally mastered, myself.

I've used a vibrator, but in the whole of my wanking life the number of times I've actually turned it on is less than ten. I don't like the buzz --- the sound of it is annoying and it numbs me out almost instantly.

When I do use an appliance it's mainly to bear down on. I went on a kick for awhile where I thought I was going to "teach" myself to cum from penetration, but I lack discipline. If I can get off a screaming O just twiddling the bean then why do I want to make a chore out of the whole thing, you know?

 

[naughtygirl69s]

By your level of excitement I take it this is a rare thing for you. I'm always curious about other women's habits. It's a logical assumption that we should be as similar in our habits as men are --- it's an anatomical thing --- but that doesn't appear to be the case. Most men use their hands alone the variations are with or without lube or in or out of the shower etc but physically it's pretty much the same, I think. Women seem to have a wider spectrum of methods.

I'm digitally mastered, myself.

I've used a vibrator, but in the whole of my wanking life the number of times I've actually turned it on is less than ten. I don't like the buzz --- the sound of it is annoying and it numbs me out almost instantly.

When I do use an appliance it's mainly to bear down on. I went on a kick for awhile where I thought I was going to "teach" myself to cum from penetration, but I lack discipline. If I can get off a screaming O just twiddling the bean then why do I want to make a chore out of the whole thing, you know?

oh yes it's a rare thing, I gave up my vibrators for a while, i felt like I was too dependent on them. I can't get off from penetration, either....I mostly used this vibrating egg and I would put it in bewteen my lips and straddle a pillow and hump it....i hadn't cum laying on my back using my fingers in a LONGGGGG time.

 

[Marquis]

Twiddling the bean.

 

[Hester]

I did it again! Came with my fingers!

With assistance from my friend, again but....I'm making progress

good work!

i'm lucky enough to be able to get off using multiple modalities.

two jacks to log today. my regular AM jack, and a quickie at lunchtime. i was staring at a waterbottle during a meeting this afternoon and was obsessing on its phallicness. i almost had to run out of the mtg and hit the ladies' room for a furtive bathroom jack but i managed to control myself.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

good work!

i'm lucky enough to be able to get off using multiple modalities.

two jacks to log today. my regular AM jack, and a quickie at lunchtime. i was staring at a waterbottle during a meeting this afternoon and was obsessing on its phallicness. i almost had to run out of the mtg and hit the ladies' room for a furtive bathroom jack but i managed to control myself.

heh, I've done that before.

 

[rosco rathbone]

i almost had to run out of the mtg and hit the ladies' room for a furtive bathroom jack but i managed to control myself.

When the male-targeted virus wipes us out; I appoint you the honorary me pro tem until I return from the dead.

I'm on 5ive of a 6ix day stretch, building vitality. I try not to tease myself too much, but last night I was looking @ homemade porno starring me and I couldn't release my grip on my cock. All it did was to make me miserable and frustrated. I know the O, though, and so I knew that if I released, it would have been one of those brimming-beaker O's, none too explosive, though copious. This helped me to retain the life giving sperm.

Somewhere @ this forum I saw the term "popping the brown star". I woke up at nautical twilight this morning and had a leisurely ten minutes jack inspired by that phrase, which turned into something of a meditation on anal sadism and bottom rape. I was imagining an episode of such in full sensurround kinethestic reality (a talent of mine) and was hard as a bone--2wo or 3hree strokes from an o...when I stepped on an emotional banana peel and began to feel very sad and guilty at the image of tears and pain caused by such an act. I don't want to hurt anyone--except that I do. (Or my balls do).

 

[Hester]

When the male-targeted virus wipes us out; I appoint you the

not sure to what i owe this honor, but i will simply take it and run

as for jacking, by the time i got done with dinner last night i was wound up like a top. i still had the water bottle incident in my psyche and didn't have any toys with me. so i did the obvious---tried to fuck my water bottle. it was kind of big and i didn't have any lube. after spending a while trying to work it in, i resorted to lip balm, which helped.

it hurt a bit, but that was good as i was in the mood for the kind of fuck you feel the next day every time you sit down. i wanted to fuck and scream and bite and generally wrassle-fight in a very sexual way.

i humped that poor little plastic cylinder as if i were riding a man and soon got the urge for something in my ass as well. i bent forward and tried the heel of my shoe (hey, it looked interesting in porn), but it wasn't all that great and i had images of sitting on a plane and everyone trying to figure out from whence the smell of ass was wafting (this was a turn off, and therefore counterproductive to my mission). i resorted to fingers, and with two in the ass and one on the trigger i had a massive O.

got off once again an hour or so later (although with much simpler logistics) before drifting to sleep.

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

...
Somewhere @ this forum I saw the term "popping the brown star". I woke up at nautical twilight this morning and had a leisurely ten minutes jack inspired by that phrase, which turned into something of a meditation on anal sadism and bottom rape. I was imagining an episode of such in full sensurround kinethestic reality (a talent of mine) and was hard as a bone--2wo or 3hree strokes from an o...when I stepped on an emotional banana peel and began to feel very sad and guilty at the image of tears and pain caused by such an act. I don't want to hurt anyone--except that I do. (Or my balls do).

This ... Rosco ... was very moving. I thought of all the 'taking sides' posts in the forum, versus this post about an inner struggle, and I thought of these words:
Out of our quarrels with others we make rhetoric. Out of our quarrels with ourselves we make poetry.
W.B. Yeats.

 

[rosco rathbone]

not sure to what i owe this honor, but i will simply take it and run

You owe it to the line I quoted in my post.

as for jacking, by the time i got done with dinner last night i was wound up like a top. i still had the water bottle incident in my psyche and didn't have any toys with me. so i did the obvious---tried to fuck my water bottle. it was kind of big and i didn't have any lube. after spending a while trying to work it in, i resorted to lip balm, which helped.

it hurt a bit, but that was good as i was in the mood for the kind of fuck you feel the next day every time you sit down. i wanted to fuck and scream and bite and generally wrassle-fight in a very sexual way.

i humped that poor little plastic cylinder as if i were riding a man and soon got the urge for something in my ass as well. i bent forward and tried the heel of my shoe (hey, it looked interesting in porn), but it wasn't all that great and i had images of sitting on a plane and everyone trying to figure out from whence the smell of ass was wafting (this was a turn off, and therefore counterproductive to my mission). i resorted to fingers, and with two in the ass and one on the trigger i had a massive O.

got off once again an hour or so later (although with much simpler logistics) before drifting to sleep.

I think this might be the world heavyweight champ of jacks. The "jack to beat". If I didn't know better, I would say that you are making this shit up.

lord-have-moicy.[/JL Hooker]

 

[Hester]

I think this might be the world heavyweight champ of jacks. The "jack to beat". If I didn't know better, I would say that you are making this shit up.

lord-have-moicy.[/JL Hooker]

ha! you are in a mighty complimentary mood today.

i've had jacks that make that one pale. i usually don't post those kinds of details, and even left out some details from that post. i'm weirdly shy, i suppose.

i'd gladly give up the title for some libidinous peace

 

[rosco rathbone]

ha! you are in a mighty complimentary mood today.

i've had jacks that make that one pale. i usually don't post those kinds of details, and even left out some details from that post. i'm weirdly shy, i suppose.

i'd gladly give up the title for some libidinous peace

I feel your jacking pain. It's that itch which drives us mad. I've often thought that the roots of my sexual violence laid in the simple fact that I am far more sexually wound up than the average man.

The problem is that libidinous peace comes to feel like the preamble to the grave. We get attached to our tension, it begins to feel like a stand-in for vitality itself.

 

[Recidiva]

I feel your jacking pain. It's that itch which drives us mad. I've often thought that the roots of my sexual violence laid in the simple fact that I am far more sexually wound up than the average man.

The problem is that libidinous peace comes to feel like the preamble to the grave. We get attached to our tension, it begins to feel like a stand-in for vitality itself.

What would be vitality if not a sex drive? It's at least a guise of vitality.

 

[rosco rathbone]

What would be vitality if not a sex drive? It's at least a guise of vitality.

I'd like to think that it was not a 1:1 thing, but I could be wrong.

 

[Recidiva]

I'd like to think that it was not a 1:1 thing, but I could be wrong.

I'm not sure anything else counts for much. There's fear, but mostly that's the thought you won't be able to have sex again. Then there's serenity, but that's more of a "I'd die happy" feeling.