Jacking-Off Log

[stirbird]

some of the more militant, extreme stuff---yes you are right.

I think it's easy for practically anyone to get militant on messageboards. Women who'd never act on such ideas in real life used to spout this sort of garbage all the time on the feminist boards I used to read, and resort to vicious personal attacks if you dared to claim they were exaggerating a bit or assigning qualities to the sexes that no gender had exclusive ownership of. Many of the big feminist boards are gone now (can't find Ms., cant find NOW). Not sure what happened. I stopped reading them because I couldn't take the vitriol.

Now there are very popular men's boards that spout the same vitriol, but in the opposite direction.

 

[stirbird]

I'd have to choose physical. I have faith in my body. My brain just detached from my skull, though, in protest.

I couldn't choose so I'd protest the choice by refusing both! :0

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Last night's O had a theme: breasts. I could give up any sex toys if I could just have one that stimulates my breast the way that sucking does. Is there such a thing? That stimulation lets me get so totally turned on that my orgasms are longer and more full body. The very first sexual fantasies I ever had were breast focused.

 

[Hester]

tried to diddle before bed, out of habit not desire. fell asleep before Oing.

dreamt of masturbation again. one of my regular themes: i'm trying to get off and someone is there that i don't want to be there, and i have this feeling of unease as i keep jacking despite their presence. one of the thread regulars was in the mix somehow, but i don't remember specifics.

it seems my solo sex life is escaping from this reality into another. maybe i can send my bills there as well.

 

[Hester]

Last night's O had a theme: breasts. I could give up any sex toys if I could just have one that stimulates my breast the way that sucking does. Is there such a thing? That stimulation lets me get so totally turned on that my orgasms are longer and more full body. The very first sexual fantasies I ever had were breast focused.

did you ever try nipple clamps or clothespins?

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

did you ever try nipple clamps or clothespins?

I never did - a pinch is a different sensation entirely, and it didn't look like something that would feel good. Maybe I will test.

 

[Recidiva]

This is a bad time to mention I can suck my own nipples, huh?

*runs*

 

[Jennifer Kaye]

This is a bad time to mention I can suck my own nipples, huh?

*runs*

I can too, but just barely.

 

[Adakgirl]

Olivia..a tiny vacumme works..like the kind they use for computers?Hand held and they come with different ends..if the noise dosen't distract you too much they work great

Just be sure you start with opening the hose thingy a little so your nips don't get too sore.Unless you like them that way.You can oil up do the sucking isen't so dry.Try it you'll love it!

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

Olivia..a tiny vacumme works..like the kind they use for computers?Hand held and they come with different ends..if the noise dosen't distract you too much they work great

Just be sure you start with opening the hose thingy a little so your nips don't get too sore.Unless you like them that way.You can oil up do the sucking isen't so dry.Try it you'll love it!

oh my god - that's brilliant. And my keyboard could use cleaning. It's even a tax write off. Thank you!

Originally Posted by Recidiva
This is a bad time to mention I can suck my own nipples, huh?

Yeah, so - I could suck them too if you'd come a little closer.

 

[Hester]

This is a bad time to mention I can suck my own nipples, huh?

*runs*

nope. not something that appeals to me, so not a problem in my world

 

[spacekowboy]

Not yet today... stupid slow ass porn download...

 

[rosco rathbone]

.... a dozen men wearing Brooks Brothers..... a lone woman (me) in a tasteful Ann Taylor suit.

Dat's poivoise, Alice. *pushes stingy brim fedora to back of dome*

 

[MechaBlade]

oh my god - that's brilliant. And my keyboard could use cleaning. It's even a tax write off. Thank you!

Yeah, so - I could suck them too if you'd come a little closer.

Tax write-offs for sex toys... crazy.

Anyway, there are a variety of non-milking breast pumps:
http://www.extremerestraints.com/breastnipple-pumps_221/
Supposedly they can "enlarge your breast, nipples and clit" but I wouldn't count on it.

 

[rosco rathbone]

I am finishing up a 10-volume "Book of All Knowledge" which will encompass the sum total of human learning and culture as I see it. I will be using your "av"^^^ for the "Sex" entry, mecha.

 

[MechaBlade]

I am finishing up a 10-volume "Book of All Knowledge" which will encompass the sum total of human learning and culture as I see it. I will be using your "av"^^^ for the "Sex" entry, mecha.

Awesomeness. It's from a copyrighted work (i assume) but if you want the entire picture, I have it.

 

[Hester]

Tax write-offs for sex toys... brilliant.

fixed.

 

[alice_underneath]

.... a dozen men wearing Brooks Brothers..... a lone woman (me) in a tasteful Ann Taylor suit.

* grins at "Ali-U" *

Dat's poivoise, Alice. *pushes stingy brim fedora to back of dome*

* bursts out laughing *

You look good in a fedora, Mr. Rathbone.

 

[Hester]

still slacking. i might give it the old college try before bed.

 

[rydia57]

I was soooo very aroused by this story a guy on Lit wrote just for me... even got my persona right! Its syrupy down there! I'll be getting off in a couple hours...

 

[Olivia_Yearns]

still slacking. i might give it the old college try before bed.

Fight Wanking Team, keep on fighting, every man!
Our team will stay right in the fray. Wanking team will win today;
Plunge thro' that line, make a touchdown every time.
Crowds are yelling, cheers are swelling,
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight for Wanking team!

Go Hester!

 

[Hester]

Fight Wanking Team, keep on fighting, every man!
Our team will stay right in the fray. Wanking team will win today;
Plunge thro' that line, make a touchdown every time.
Crowds are yelling, cheers are swelling,
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight for Wanking team!

Go Hester!

i'm going to have to put on the cheerleader outfit for that one!

yaaaaaaaay team!

 

[spacekowboy]

Pictures!

 

[Hester]

mission accomplished. i attribute it all to Liv.

 

[LowMurmur]

mission accomplished. i attribute it all to Liv.

I suspect you may not be the only one in this thread that she's inspired