i've been very bored.

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like watching black emanuelle movies bored.

in case you don't know that's really, really bored. i mean, laura gemser was fucking hot as hell, but those things were fucking horrible. the random faux lesbianism doesn't exactly hurt, but still... oy vey.

i need something funny and/or smart before my brain melts.
 
also, why are they called "black" emanuelle movies anyway? a blind man could see she's fucking asian. stupid europeans.
 
I was bored earlier, but a vodka tonic with extra lime solved that problem.
 
also , on a sad note and because i really don't feel like making another thread or bump my other one about hot divers, i was super sad that the hot mexican diver, paola esiponoza (i think i spelled that right) failed to medal. mainly for shallow reasons and because i'm a perv, but also because she was pretty good.
 
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Do you ever get out of the basement?

On the other hand, Hope Solo made some great saves and is banging some lucky fucker as we speak.
 
Do you ever get out of the basement?

On the other hand, Hope Solo made some great saves and is banging some lucky fucker as we speak.

well, that was a tad cunty right off the bat. it's gloomy out, dude. it's fucking october out there.
 
it is seriously like october outside. it topped out at 60 today and it's been fucking raining off and on for almost two days now.

in fucking august. this year has been fucking loony. i'm starting to believe the mayans.
 
it is seriously like october outside. it topped out at 60 today and it's been fucking raining off and on for almost two days now.

in fucking august. this year has been fucking loony. i'm starting to believe the mayans.

Actually, a new Mayan "calendar" that goes far beyond the current year was recently discovered.
 
i'd actually watch that just for the hell of it, but daily motion is being a cunt for some reason and i don't want to switch browsers.
 
I can't remember if Pervert has the lesbo action, no reason why it shouldn't.
 
like watching black emanuelle movies bored.

in case you don't know that's really, really bored. i mean, laura gemser was fucking hot as hell, but those things were fucking horrible. the random faux lesbianism doesn't exactly hurt, but still... oy vey.

i need something funny and/or smart before my brain melts.

Stop drilling holes in yourself.

Wiffle is not the new black.


Also...

I recommend a really long Webcomic of high Quality.

Like Axe Cop.
 
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