Itta Binky Pooder! The stupid-things-we-say-to-pets confession thread
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Songcatcher
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My dog is deaf.
Kassiana
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All I have to say is that if you took them out of context, what I say to my pets is quite weird. Things like "No! Don't you dare eat that! We already discussed this!" "No, you can't eat Ku." "Come back here!" "Don't you run away from me!"
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MistressJett said:
I can vouch for this, my roommate had a dog (until the landlord made us get rid of him) and I used to call him all kinds of names...
Dipshit
Faggot
Fucktard
Stupid Fuck
And the funny thing is, he'd respond to all of these...
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i miss my Ms. Cleo.
she was singularly the most smart and stupid dog on earth.
she would respond to "Stupid"
"comere Stupid." would get more of a responce than anything else.
however, she did give great horoscopes.
she was singularly the most smart and stupid dog on earth.
she would respond to "Stupid"
"comere Stupid." would get more of a responce than anything else.
however, she did give great horoscopes.
my dog. 
carsonshepherd
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King is Boo, Boo-Boo, BooBooKing, Kinger, King-King
Sierra is Wide Load, Lunch Box, C.C.
Scarlett is Biscuit, Little Bit, Snuggle Bug, Baby Girl said in a high pitched voice that drives her crazy with joy.
Eli only has one nickname... E.
Sierra is Wide Load, Lunch Box, C.C.
Scarlett is Biscuit, Little Bit, Snuggle Bug, Baby Girl said in a high pitched voice that drives her crazy with joy.
Eli only has one nickname... E.
sincerely_helene
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Whoza bonna monna zoomba loomba?
Youza! Youza momba lomba kooma zooma!
Dog's name: Charlie. Wtf?
Youza! Youza momba lomba kooma zooma!
Dog's name: Charlie. Wtf?
woodnymph_O
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I'm trying out names on my new RESCUE cat. Little girl next door brought her to me 2 days ago with her back leg mangled by some animal, atleast thats what it looks like. All of the skin on the inside of the leg is gone, but the wound is dry, no sign of infection, no fever etc. She cant seem to move it at all though and trys to run on 3 legs. Kitten seems to have been wild, but so hurt and hungry that it has turned into a grateful little human lover.She folls us everywhere we go, even to the bathroom. She looks to be about 5 weeks old and trys to nurse everything. Anyone have any idea of a name for this one, the kids keep trying to call her , and I quote "princess fluffy butt."
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Ball, Megan, Ball! Get the ball! Not there you stupid mutt! Oh shit. Swim for it. Swim? Are you deaf? Swim for the ball! Don't shake yourself here! Euch!
There's plenty of food on the plate, Polly. Eat that lot first. Rubbing yourself around my legs won't change the food. Nor will claws in my legs. Shit! Nor there, dammit! You'll just have to wait until one of the others has finished it. Don't put your claws there! There you are. I've spread it out so that it isn't in one heap at the back. Don't look at me like that. It's good expensive cat food. You like it. Why look so annoyed when Muppet eats what you've rejected? If you wait a few seconds the plate will be clean and you can have a new flavour. No! Don't sink your claws in Muppet. He'll retaliate. Blast! More crockery smashed. Are you satisfied now? You're bleeding. Muppet's bleeding. I'm bleeding. I need new plates but now you have got fresh food you're purring. Bloody cat!
There's plenty of food on the plate, Polly. Eat that lot first. Rubbing yourself around my legs won't change the food. Nor will claws in my legs. Shit! Nor there, dammit! You'll just have to wait until one of the others has finished it. Don't put your claws there! There you are. I've spread it out so that it isn't in one heap at the back. Don't look at me like that. It's good expensive cat food. You like it. Why look so annoyed when Muppet eats what you've rejected? If you wait a few seconds the plate will be clean and you can have a new flavour. No! Don't sink your claws in Muppet. He'll retaliate. Blast! More crockery smashed. Are you satisfied now? You're bleeding. Muppet's bleeding. I'm bleeding. I need new plates but now you have got fresh food you're purring. Bloody cat!
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I had a cat named 'You Little Bastard'.
Svenskaflicka
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OK, these are i Swedish, because my cat doesn't know English, but they sound equally silly in any language...
"Kisse-misse-pisse!"
"Snussi-fnussi!"
"Snuttis-pluttis-pruttis!"
"Kisse-misse-pisse!"
"Snussi-fnussi!"
"Snuttis-pluttis-pruttis!"
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sincerely_helene said:
That's the spirit. Thank you for humiliating yourself so that I can too.
When wiping the dog's muddy feet as she comes inside, I name each one:
Feet of Courage
Amazing Feet
Astonishing Feet
Feet of Derring-Do!
She likes that. It's the only way she'll permit me to wipe her feet.
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"Hello doggerel" is my usual greeting. I don't know why. It started from dog and expanded to rhyming free poetry.
I still miss Basil, who died earlier this year. I don't live with my parents or the dogs for most of the year, so quite often I forget that he's gone. I haven't his absence to remind me if that makes sense.
He used to wander off in the middle of walks to do whatever he liked, waiting until you were screaming "BASIL!" at the top of your voice. Then he'd saunter over with a "Did you call?" expression on his face and always seemed thoroughly surprised when he got told off.
And every single passer-by always thought they were the first and only person to ever think of the Fawlty Towers jokes.
<sad smile>
The Earl
I still miss Basil, who died earlier this year. I don't live with my parents or the dogs for most of the year, so quite often I forget that he's gone. I haven't his absence to remind me if that makes sense.
He used to wander off in the middle of walks to do whatever he liked, waiting until you were screaming "BASIL!" at the top of your voice. Then he'd saunter over with a "Did you call?" expression on his face and always seemed thoroughly surprised when he got told off.
And every single passer-by always thought they were the first and only person to ever think of the Fawlty Towers jokes.
<sad smile>
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Said while flipping dog onto its back:
"Speckle count! Speckle count! We have to make sure none of the belly-speckles are missing....Look out! Here come the insane moms, the ones who pester the pooches and tickle their speckled bellies! Run away, run awa -- OUCH! Dammit."
The little bitch has sharp teeth. And a temper.
"Speckle count! Speckle count! We have to make sure none of the belly-speckles are missing....Look out! Here come the insane moms, the ones who pester the pooches and tickle their speckled bellies! Run away, run awa -- OUCH! Dammit."
The little bitch has sharp teeth. And a temper.
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"CUDDLE MOOD ATTACK!"
I scream, and throw myself over the cat, grabs her, flips her over on her back, and rub my nose against her stomach, cooing "ooshee-bochee-bochee-bosh!"
I scream, and throw myself over the cat, grabs her, flips her over on her back, and rub my nose against her stomach, cooing "ooshee-bochee-bochee-bosh!"
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MistressJett said:We also sometimes spell words out in front of the dogs so they don't know what we're talking about...
My parents have to speak Pirate Tongue when discussing the dogs, or the pooches will get all excited. They KNOW what "go out" means, so this is a typical conversation at my parents' place:
"The dogs are jumpy."
"Perhaps they need to gog-o-o-u-tot."
Hey! It's Swedish version of pig latin, OK? Blame Astrid Lindgren, she's the one who taught all of Sweden this language...
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