ITT: You ask.. Lt answers!

[Liontamr]

That's right people... As we rapidly approach the one year anniversary of Liontamr joining Literotica as a full fleged member, it's time to create a thread that has been long overdue.

A thread that no doubt all of you have been thinking of creating on your own, but were too scared of it falling it flat on it's face with barely a wimper. Friends.. I fear not making a thread that will be possibly (ok maybe assuredly) be ignored!

It's time for a LT Q & A

You ask (anything).. I answer. (almost anything)

 

[lobito]

When will I next get laid? I want specifics too.

 

[MercyMia]

When will I next get laid? I want specifics too.

badda bing! very funny, lobito (little wolf?).

Congratulations on the one year anniversary.

My question for Liontamer: What are your 3 favorite things about Literotica? What are your 3 top pet peeves about Literotica?

 

[Guest]

When will I next get laid? I want specifics too.

Holding my breathe.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dear Lt:

What are the specs on your package? C'mon, spill the beans on your wedding tackle. I want intimate details and precision measurements for all of your dangly bits.

Signed,

Horny in Kansas

 

[Liontamr]

When will I next get laid? I want specifics too.

Tuesday, April 22nd at about 8 PM or so..

I can't give total specifics, but for some reason I'm sensing that vegetables are involved...

 

[lobito]

veggies for her? or me? or both? oh, and THAT long? DAMN!

GP, thanks, I think.

MM, yep, names right.

 

[Liontamr]

My question for Liontamer: What are your 3 favorite things about Literotica? What are your 3 top pet peeves about Literotica?

Thank you!

Only 3 favorite things?? I can't limit it to three...

As for pet peeves, I only have one: There aren't enough hours to enjoy every single story on here.

 

[Spinaroonie]

What am I thinking about right now?

 

[StrawberryPez]

What are your goals and aspirations in life?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
What do you look for in a woman?
If you could star in any genre of movie, what would it be and why?
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live and why?
If you could take one thing you own with you to that one place, what would it be and why?
If you could only take one person with you to that one place, who would it be and why?




I'm going to be a journalist. yeah right

 

[daiseelady]

Dear Lt:

What are the specs on your package?

he he he

I like this question...

 

[Liontamr]

Dear Lt:

What are the specs on your package? C'mon, spill the beans on your wedding tackle. I want intimate details and precision measurements for all of your dangly bits.

Signed,

Horny in Kansas

Dear Horny in Kasas:

I believe it was the great Jack Nicholson who said "The truth?? You can't handle the truth!!" Rest assured "the truth" can actually be handled quite well and I would think perfectly fits an average set of female hands.

As for details specs.. I'll need further time with a special mesument consultant.

Know where I can find one? Oh wait.. You guys are supposed to ask the questions... Nevermind.

Signed,

LT

 

[daiseelady]

who is your all time favorite hockey player?

 

[MercyMia]

Thank you!

Only 3 favorite things?? I can't limit it to three...

HEY! Now that's a cop-out answer if I ever heard one. Work at it, buster! Gimme the top three! Or else!

 

[Liontamr]

veggies for her? or me? or both? oh, and THAT long? DAMN!

For both.. and yes, that damn long. Sorry bout that..

Although I should add that I may be off by a month or two.

Keep in mind I thought the Lakers wern't going to make the playoffs.

 

[daiseelady]

As for details specs.. I'll need further time with a special mesument consultant.

Know where I can find one?

(stepping up with my measuring tape)

Will this be big enough???

 

[Liontamr]

What am I thinking about right now?

Spin, I can tell you are deeply troubled by Canada's plan to legalize pot and what the possible ramifications will be on the US war on drugs.



Either that or you are still thinking of freeking huge Xbox is.. take your pick.

 

[J.B.]

Dear LT;

When am I going to be able to take those trips I've been wanting to take? Will I be able to go to every one of them? Which location will I enjoy the most?
Oh wait are these supposed to be about you? Ok


Dear LT;
Wanna go with me?

Edited because I almost forgot the most important question;
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of your tootsie pop?

 

[Liontamr]

Originally posted by StrawberryPez

So nice to see you here

What are your goals and aspirations in life?

Simple. I just want to be happy, healthy & with a wonderful woman by my side... And to be owner of the Dallas Stars.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't like to look that far ahead.. Hell I don't like to look more than a year in advance. But, in 5 years I can easily see myself having moved, with a woman I love deeply and enjoying life more than I do now.

What do you look for in a woman?

A good heart, someone who loves to smile as much as I do, a woman who is not only a lover but a best friend and is someone I can always turn to for support..

Oh, and a love for hockey, not needed but a bonus for sure.

If you could star in any genre of movie, what would it be and why?

A comedy.. Why?? I'm just more lighthearted than I am any other kind of mood. (That and I'm told "shocked look face" is hilarious)

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live and why?

I'd love to stay here in Alberta. It's home. It always will be home no matter where I go. There is something to be said for familiarity.

If you could take one thing you own with you to that one place, what would it be and why?

Well since almost everything is here.. doesn't that mean I can keep it all?

If you could only take one person with you to that one place, who would it be and why?

The one who wants / has my heart and makes it hers and hers alone. For obvious reasons of course.

 

[Liontamr]

who is your all time favorite hockey player?

Cam Neely

#8 for the Boston Bruins. The origial 'power forward' and the first ever player that I ever looked up to and called a favorite as a little LT.

 

[Liontamr]

HEY! Now that's a cop-out answer if I ever heard one. Work at it, buster! Gimme the top three! Or else!

Ok ok.

Three favorite...

- The interaction of people from so many different parts of the world

- The pictures of all kinds (Of course!! I'm a man aren't I??)

- The fact that one moment it can be highly intelectual debate about a world topic, the next it can be pure eroticism, and the next moment after that it can be just plain goofing off and silliness.

 

[Liontamr]

(stepping up with my measuring tape)

Will this be big enough???

Well I suppose we could take a second measurement from the point where the first measurement stopped and then add the two together to get a fairly accurate total...

 

[MercyMia]

Ok ok.

Three favorite...

- The interaction of people from so many different parts of the world

- The pictures of all kinds (Of course!! I'm a man aren't I??)

- The fact that one moment it can be highly intelectual debate about a world topic, the next it can be pure eroticism, and the next moment after that it can be just plain goofing off and silliness.

whew, thanks for picking the top 3 favorite. i hate playing tough guy.

funny that you mention the pictures! i just turned off the option to see people's av's in the message threads cuz i want to focus on their words! but yes, you're a guy, okay...

next question...so you've been on literotica for just under a year and you've racked up all those posts (kind of revealing, like frequent flyer miles or something)...

How many hours do you spend on a typical day on Literotica? And which part interests you the most--the stories/poems, the free porn, the boards, PMs?

 

[daiseelady]

Well I suppose we could take a second measurement from the point where the first measurement stopped and then add the two together to get a fairly accurate total...

and just what would I use to mark my place while my hands are on both ends of the measuring tape??? he he he

(okay... I will go back to shamelessly flirting with you on the other thread of yours... LOL)

 

[Spinaroonie]

Either that or you are still thinking of freeking huge Xbox is.. take your pick.

HOLY FUCK!