ITT: You ask.. Lt answers!

Re: Dear LT;

Nope, they don't have to be about me at all really...

J.B. said:
When am I going to be able to take those trips I've been wanting to take? Will I be able to go to every one of them? Which location will I enjoy the most?

June sometime... Possibly all of them, but you may be hurried during one trip... Your trip to Vermont will prove most excelent.

Oh.. you aren't going to Vermont?? My bad..

J.B. said:
Dear LT;
Wanna go with me? :devil:

Edited because I almost forgot the most important question;
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of your tootsie pop? [/B]

Go? Go where?? Go to Vermont?!

And THANK YOU.. I was wondering when someone was going to ask me that question!

How many licks? 2,238

Keep in mind though my licks are slow, long and very deliberate. I don't rush anything when it comes to licking.
 
Re: Re: Dear LT;

Liontamr said:
How many licks? 2,238

Keep in mind though my licks are slow, long and very deliberate. I don't rush anything when it comes to licking.
did it just suddenly get warm in here?
 
MercyMia said:
How many hours do you spend on a typical day on Literotica? And which part interests you the most--the stories/poems, the free porn, the boards, PMs?

The stories.. I'm usually reading them before I go to bed at about 2 or 3 AM ... Always makes for good bedtime reading. :)

The free porn I don't really check out. I can't remember when I actually downloaded the free pics or videos.

That's what the amature pic board is for isn't it? It's much better to look at and admire all sorts of shapes and sizes.

The boards... I'll spend anywhere from an hour to five or six hours a day on the GB.. It just depends what I have to do that day. (Damn work always cutting into my time on here..)

PM's.. Funny thing is until December I didn't get very many PM's .. now I seem to have one or two per day. :)
 
daiseelady said:
and just what would I use to mark my place while my hands are on both ends of the measuring tape??? he he he

I'm not against using a sharpie to create a small mark...
 
Spinaroonie said:
HOLY FUCK!

And let me also add... the Xbox is fuckin huge.

How huge you may ask?

My Xbox is so huge Colin Powell has listed it as an "area of concern"
 
Liontamr said:
I'm not against using a sharpie to create a small mark...

ohhhhh.... I was thinking my tongue would work well... but if it is a sharpie you want... it is a sharpie you will get... he he he
 
Re: Re: Re: Dear LT;

J.B. said:
did it just suddenly get warm in here?

Why yes it did.. I was cold so I turned up the heat on my furnace. These Canadian winters can suck sometimes you know!

Speaking of sucking.. Did I mention that I also take my time and am very deliberate when it comes to that as well??
 
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Liontamr said:
Why yes it did.. I was cold so I turned up the heat on my furnace. These Canadian winters can suck sometimes you know!

Speaking of sucking.. Did I mention that I also take my time and am very deliberate when it comes to that as well??
Someone who hold the same beliefs as I.
 
daiseelady said:
ohhhhh.... I was thinking my tongue would work well... but if it is a sharpie you want... it is a sharpie you will get... he he he

But won't using your tounge hinder your vision of the tape? We need a very acurate measurement you know..
 
Do you think Chris Jericho looks goofy with his Osama bin Laden beard that he rubber-bands into a little chin ponytail?

'Cause I do.

TB4p
 
Liontamr said:
But won't using your tounge hinder your vision of the tape? We need a very acurate measurement you know..

<giggle>

you got me there... guess it will have to be a sharpie, then...

any other ideas on what I can do with my tongue???

(and on that note, I am going to bed... I expect an answer to the question I just asked to be in my PM box in when I log on in the morning... <giggle>

edited for spelling...oops
 
teddybear4play said:
Do you think Chris Jericho looks goofy with his Osama bin Laden beard that he rubber-bands into a little chin ponytail?

'Cause I do.

TB4p

First off, no disrespect TB4p... But I think for saying that Jericho would indeed call you an ass clown.

As for what I think? It doesn't matter what I think.

I am a true Jerichoholic and as such I refuse - and quite frankly have no right - to question the facial hair features or the wild but very stylish pants or my role model and paragon of virtue.

(How's that for throwing around some Jericho old school WCW?)

:)
 
Liontamr said:
And let me also add... the Xbox is fuckin huge.

How huge you may ask?

My Xbox is so huge Colin Powell has listed it as an "area of concern"

Wow. That's a good one.
 
Liontamr said:
Well we have been talking about Tootsie pops..

hmmmm... not a fan of tootsie pops... I don't have the patience for long licking... I tend to gobble them up... very intense like... he he he
 
daiseelady said:
hmmmm... not a fan of tootsie pops... I don't have the patience for long licking... I tend to gobble them up... very intense like... he he he

That's too bad... Tootsie pops can be gobbled down in a quick fashion, but from what I understand they are enjoyed much more when one takes her (or his of course) time and enjoys the aforementioned pop by slowly licking and possibly gently nibbling at it.

:)
 
StrawberryPez said:
LT, When will I next get laid?

It could easily be this weekend, or any weekend very soon for that matter!
 
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By the way..

How funny is it that a guy who hasn't gotten any in about four years and has no clue himself when he'll get any, is getting asked by others on this thread "when will I get some?"

Not that I'm trying to say anything exactly.. I'm just finding it slight amusing. :)

Resume asking away...
 
Liontamr said:
By the way..

How funny is it that a guy who hasn't gotten any in about four years and has no clue himself when he'll get any, is getting asked by others on this thread "when will I get some?"

Not that I'm trying to say anything exactly.. I'm just finding it slight amusing. :)

Resume asking away...

well... I could help you with this... by asking my next question...

wanna come to michigan? <giggle>

edited to add I need help practicing that tootsie pop thing you were telling me about...
 
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daiseelady said:
well... I could help you with this... by asking my next question...

wanna come to michigan? <giggle>

edited to add I need help practicing that tootsie pop thing you were telling me about...

I dunno.. Michigan is a nice state from what I hear...

If I do stop by, I'll be sure to bring plenty of Tootsie Pops and give you pointers on how to enjoy them.. I mean.. That is what were are talking about right? Just Tootsie Pops? :)
 
Liontamr said:
I dunno.. Michigan is a nice state from what I hear...

If I do stop by, I'll be sure to bring plenty of Tootsie Pops and give you pointers on how to enjoy them.. I mean.. That is what were are talking about right? Just Tootsie Pops? :)

of course... just tootsie pops... (nodding head and trying to look terribly innocent....) nope... nothing but tootsie pops on my mind...

(am I convincing enough?)
 
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