It's the sarcasm thread, ya twat.

[SirConradPeckereye]

I don't have a welcome mat at my door because I'm not a liar.

Thats why you get a mat that says "go away"

 

[sno_22]

I don't know, am I?

Why do I have the sudden urge to spank you? Maybe it's the pic...

 

[sno_22]

Thats why you get a mat that says "go away"

People just take that as a challenge though. Or maybe they can't read. You know what, I'll go with that.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sarcasm aside, it is so much fun to banter with you..

Or… was that actually sarcasm? Or was that?

Good thing I have Sheldon Cooper here to tell me if you were being sarcastic or not...

 

[sno_22]

Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to use sarcasm.

 

[BrendaD]

Why do I have the sudden urge to spank you? Maybe it's the pic...

Yeah… right “sudden” urge… we are so buying that line….

 

[sno_22]

I should start using this one:

Instead of 'have a nice day,' I think I'll start saying, 'have the day you deserve.' You know, let karma sort things out.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yeah… right “sudden” urge… we are so buying that line….

See? THIS is sarcasm

 

[sno_22]

Yeah… right “sudden” urge… we are so buying that line….

Good, only $10, would that be cash or credit?

 

[sno_22]

I spend all of my time looking for intelligent life on other planets. I gave up finding it here.

 

[BrendaD]

I should start using this one:

Instead of 'have a nice day,' I think I'll start saying, 'have the day you deserve.' You know, let karma sort things out.

Not joking here… I once shared with my lifelong best friend, the concept of saying “fuck you very much” when someone is being passive aggressive...

One day, out of the blue, he shared with me he actually said that to someone and as he was walking out the door “hey, wait.. what?”

He’s been gone for over 20 years now, but I smile every time I think of him, and laugh that he said that to someone (he was very kind, and fairly quiet usually).

 

[sno_22]

Yeah… right “sudden” urge… we are so buying that line….

This is why they need an angel/innocent reaction emote. It would be perfect for lit.

 

[gga]

Ssshhhh, I have a butler to drive...

Why would you be driving your butler?
Are you your butler's chauffeur?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why would you be driving your butler?
Are you your butler's chauffeur?

I'm gonna get my butler to find you and run over you as I laugh while sipping on bourbon in the back!

 

[BrendaD]

Why would you be driving your butler?
Are you your butler's chauffeur?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[gga]

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So mature. (psssst... sarcasm)

 

[BrendaD]

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Your french accent is so sexy! And that outfit makes you look like a total stud!! And I know your mother was not really a hamster… but frankly, your father did smell of elderberry… a bit…

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So mature. (psssst... sarcasm)

 

[gga]

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I'm just impressed that everything was spelled correctly.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm just impressed that everything was spelled correctly.

I crn sprll vecy wull thunk yeu vudy mvxh

 

[BadAmy]

Goddamn if I had a dollar for the number of intelligent posts on this thread, well, some y'all owe me some money.

 

[sno_22]

Goddamn if I had a dollar for the number of intelligent posts on this thread, well, some y'all owe me some money.

Oh dear, she can't do math either; well, at least she's cute.

 

[BrendaD]

Goddamn if I had a dollar for the number of intelligent posts on this thread, well, some y'all owe me some money.

Fuck yeah! You would have like…. what... $3? Well… $2 anyway.. right?

 

[sno_22]

Fuck yeah! You would have like…. what... $3? Well… $2 anyway.. right?

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