It Is World Octopus Day

[sirhugs]

a day for tentacle monsters of all sizes shapes and intergalatic origins to be celebrated, and worked into erotica, Japanese or otherwise.
Have we talked TM newscaster bukkake yet?

 

[gunhilltrain]

a day for tentacle monsters of all sizes shapes and intergalatic origins to be celebrated, and worked into erotica, Japanese or otherwise.
Have we talked TM newscaster bukkake yet?

Yes, newscaster bukkake - as I've said, from the same people who brought you the kamikazes. Ah, what does TM stand for?

Octopi: tastes pretty good, if a bit bland, if mixed in with a seafood salad. I first had it at the South Street Seaport in Lower Manhattan.

 

[Carnevil9]

TM = Tentacle Monster.

How about the story of a massage parlor owner who hires an Octopus, because it can give handjobs to eight clients simultaneously?

 

[gunhilltrain]

TM = Tentacle Monster.

How about the story of a massage parlor owner who hires an Octopus, because it can give handjobs to eight clients simultaneously?

I thought it meant trade mark. So I assume tentacle monsters can ejaculate. I don't know how real octopi and squid mate; I don't think I need to know that.

I wonder how they pay those "newscaster" and other bukkake ladies - I guess according to how soaked they get. I assume the men are volunteers? "You don't expect us to pay you to come, do you?"

 

[sirhugs]

I thought it meant trade mark. So I assume tentacle monsters can ejaculate. I don't know how real octopi and squid mate; I don't think I need to know that.

I wonder how they pay those "newscaster" and other bukkake ladies - I guess according to how soaked they get. I assume the men are volunteers? "You don't expect us to pay you to come, do you?"

except the guys that can come repeatedly get a bone-us.

*groan*

I'll show myself out...

 

[gunhilltrain]

except the guys that can come repeatedly get a bone-us.

*groan*

I'll show myself out...

I guess that almost all male humans have some minimum time to get, let's see, "the wind back in their sails." (Wasn't that in a Jackson Browne song?) I'm not a fan of bukkake, but the one "mass event" video I've seen had at least a hundred guys lined up, one at a time. (It was Japanese, of course.) I wasn't keeping track of this, but maybe there were "repeaters." (The novelty of watching wears off very quickly.) I also didn't see any guy who failed to perform when he stepped up to "the plate." Probably that would have been considered dishonorable in that culture.

 

[Carnevil9]

......... I also didn't see any guy who failed to perform when he stepped up to "the plate." Probably that would have been considered dishonorable in that culture.

You think "losing face" is bad. Wait till you see someone "lose dick!"

 

[gunhilltrain]

You think "losing face" is bad. Wait till you see someone "lose dick!"

I was going to use the term "losing face," but it seemed inappropriate. With that many men, they must have had "wranglers" to make sure each guy got the timing right. It also struck me as how weirdly quiet the whole event was - almost ritualistic (and obviously homoerotic too). I think Westerners would have been whooping it up more.