Isolated Blurt Thread

[RebeccaLeah]

bumpida bumpida bumpida bumpida THUMP *pause*.......bumpida bumpida bumpida

 

[Evil Alpaca]

bumpida bumpida bumpida bumpida THUMP *pause*.......bumpida bumpida bumpida

How can faries tap-dance if they're always so floaty?

 

[zeb1094]

How can faries tap-dance if they're always so floaty?

They have to turn their wings upside down!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

How can faries tap-dance if they're always so floaty?

*hugs*

Hi furry.
I have to find dinner, just got home, but I've missed you.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*hugs*

Hi furry.
I have to find dinner, just got home, but I've missed you.

Hello, little Nile bitey fairy creature!
I hope you find dinner soon!

(I think I saw it crawl under the recliner)

 

[Guest]

 

[logophile]

My daughters are fighting again.
I should go break it up, but I'm suffering from the worst case of mommy burnout.
I just want them to stop yelling and go to sleep.

 

[cloudy]

My daughters are fighting again.
I should go break it up, but I'm suffering from the worst case of mommy burnout.
I just want them to stop yelling and go to sleep.

Make them sing their argument.

They'll start laughing so hard that it's really over before it starts, plus, you get a laugh out of it too.

 

[carsonshepherd]

My daughters are fighting again.
I should go break it up, but I'm suffering from the worst case of mommy burnout.
I just want them to stop yelling and go to sleep.

Let them settle it.

That's what my mom did and we both lived to adulthood. (although there was a close call with the garbage bag-parachute incident.)

 

[cloudy]

Let them settle it.

That's what my mom did and we both lived to adulthood. (although there was a close call with the garbage bag-parachute incident.)

We had the machete-exchanging-hands incident.

 

[entitled]

i got locked in a chest freezer for a half a day...

 

[carsonshepherd]

i got locked in a chest freezer for a half a day...

*raises hand*

put in a car trunk, locked in a closet, tied to a tree, left in the woods.

is it any wonder I'm screwed up?

 

[entitled]

*raises hand*

put in a car trunk, locked in a closet, tied to a tree, left in the woods.

is it any wonder I'm screwed up?

left in an empty house when everybody went to a wedding, left in the reception hall after the same wedding, accidentally got locked in prison overnight (i was 12 at the time), got left behind after a camping trip... should i go on?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Make them sing their argument.

They'll start laughing so hard that it's really over before it starts, plus, you get a laugh out of it too.

"Gimme my fucking Bratz doll or I'm gonna beat your ass, la di da....la di da."

 

[cloudy]

"Gimme my fucking Bratz doll or I'm gonna beat your ass, la di da....la di da."

I swear, it works.

 

[zeb1094]

left in an empty house when everybody went to a wedding, left in the reception hall after the same wedding, accidentally got locked in prison overnight (i was 12 at the time), got left behind after a camping trip... should i go on?

Your parents didn't appreciate you did they?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I swear, it works.

Totally brilliant. I'm gonna make my kid sing his complaints.


*blurt*
Fucking finally!!! That chapter was like giving birth. Gah.

 

[cloudy]

Totally brilliant. I'm gonna make my kid sing his complaints.

the huge plus is you get to laugh at your kids.

 

[entitled]

Your parents didn't appreciate you did they?

i had an interesting childhood.

 

[zeb1094]

i had an interesting childhood.

Too say the least! The only thing I can remember was my son runing through a plateglass window and my daughter being missing, but she wasn't.

 

[entitled]

Too say the least! The only thing I can remember was my son runing through a plateglass window and my daughter being missing, but she wasn't.

That's not so bad.

 

[zeb1094]

That's not so bad.

If you ask them it was ten times worse and happened more than once.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

blurt: Please get some headphones! Your music is giving me a headache.

 

[blackhaus7]

blurt: Please get some headphones! Your music is giving me a headache.

But, but........ I need to feel it.

 

[impressive]

Is it child abuse if I refuse to feed my children until they CLEAN UP their junk?