Isolated Blurt Thread

[lil_elvis]

Is it child abuse if I refuse to feed my children until they CLEAN UP their junk?

In a word, no.

With us, it's not refusing to feed them, it's refusing to drive them anywhere.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, it's called parenting.

 

[McKenna]

Only one more day until I'm skiing again!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Only one more day until I'm skiing again!

I'll be in the lodge drinking.

 

[McKenna]

I'll be in the lodge drinking.

Keep a barstool warm for me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Keep a barstool warm for me.

I'll be passed out over it.

 

[McKenna]

I'll be passed out over it.

Perfect. I'll shove snow down your pants to wake you up... or make you look like you wet yourself. What are friends for, right?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Perfect. I'll shove snow down your pants to wake you up... or make you look like you wet yourself. What are friends for, right?

You're too good to me sometimes. I feel bad about putting salad oil on the bottom of your skis now.

 

[Guest]

i dunno
unstabe that i was an incurable optimist...no, not cockeyed *sicko*
i think that ive become an optimistic pessimist.
my life is an oxymoron.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i dunno
unstabe that i was an incurable optimist...no, not cockeyed *sicko*
i think that ive become an optimistic pessimist.
my life is an oxymoron.

I have the feeling you can get through anything, and you will. In fact...Keep the brain.

 

[Guest]

I have the feeling you can get through anything, and you will. In fact...Keep the brain.

*blink*
if i keep the brian, then i lose my only link to your sick mind. but, i thank you for your uncharacteristic kindness.
we shall share the brain infinity...sorry, but you cant get rid of me that easily..you tried it once at cony island and it nearly worked...never again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*blink*
if i keep the brian, then i lose my only link to your sick mind. but, i thank you for your uncharacteristic kindness.
we shall share the brain infinity...sorry, but you cant get rid of me that easily..you tried it once at cony island and it nearly worked...never again.

Can't blame me for trying.

Okay, we'll share the brain, but you keep it as long as you need to, I don't plan on thinking for quite a while.

I have to go to the park now, I was just in the bathroom and used the last squirrel.

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[Guest]

Can't blame me for trying.

Okay, we'll share the brain, but you keep it as long as you need to, I don't plan on thinking for quite a while.

I have to go to the park now, I was just in the bathroom and used the last squirrel.

BBBBBBBAAAAHHHHHAAAAhhhhhaaaaaa....
damnit i hate when we run out. TP just aint the same.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BBBBBBBAAAAHHHHHAAAAhhhhhaaaaaa....
damnit i hate when we run out. TP just aint the same.

Just watch out for ticks.

 

[Guest]

Just watch out for ticks.

ohmigod...that visual was almost too much
even for me!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ohmigod...that visual was almost too much
even for me!

Do you have a fever???

 

[impressive]

Laundry. check
Groceries. check
Nourishment. check

Time to write write write write write write

 

[~photoguy~]

I'm bored

 

[entitled]

I'm bored

*goes oooOOOoOOooooo...*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why is it when the garbage men come I end up having more to put out?

 

[zeb1094]

Why is it when the garbage men come I end up having more to put out?

That only happens to me after they have picked up what was already out there!

 

[lil_elvis]

Why is it when the garbage men come I end up having more to put out?

Cuz you like to put out for garbage men?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cuz you like to put out for garbage men?

Well, that's given since I have all those empty beer cases and pizza boxes.

 

[Guest]

Well, that's given since I have all those empty beer cases and pizza boxes.

strumpet.