Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

i was totally entranced when the took the squirrel out of our toilet.

I wanna know why you wiped your ass with a squirrel?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i thought gravity emptied your bowels.

That and fiber.

 

[Guest]

I wanna know why you wiped your ass with a squirrel?

cheaper than charmin.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

cheaper than charmin.

Softer too.


Sorry but that cracked me up for some reason and I can't stop laughing at the visual.

 

[Guest]

Softer too.


Sorry but that cracked me up for some reason and I can't stop laughing at the visual.

sure, its easier to squeeze the charmin
but its infinitely more fun to squeeze a squirrel

 

[ABSTRUSE]

sure, its easier to squeeze the charmin
but its infinitely more fun to squeeze a squirrel

I'm picturing a squirrel running down the hallway and hearing:
"Ma!!! the toilet paper ran off again!"

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Plumbers are sexy.

Hi there, miss, I'm here to snake your drain

 

[Aurora Black]

Hi there, miss, I'm here to snake your drain

Eww, snakes!

I'm off, folks. It's DVD time! Night, all.

 

[~photoguy~]

i was totally entranced when the took the squirrel out of our toilet.

was he swimming at the time ?

 

[Guest]

was he swimming at the time ?

no, he was dead at the time.

*got stuck in the plumbing. lovely creature.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

no, he was dead at the time.

*got stuck in the plumbing. lovely creature.

Now she has a fur stole.

 

[Guest]

Now she has a fur stole.

it fits loverly around my middle finger

 

[lil_elvis]

but its infinitely more fun to squeeze a squirrel

Now there's a euphamism I hadn't heard before.

 

[~photoguy~]

nuthin quite like the feel of squirrel fur against one's skin

 

[ABSTRUSE]

it fits loverly around my middle finger

Maybe you can spin one? Charley needs a scarf.

 

[entitled]

Anybody have any tips on how to tame my son?

 

[Guest]

Anybody have any tips on how to tame my son?

padded room for you.
whips and chains for him.


anybody know how to fix a car? kats broken down car is about to ruin everything.*sigh*

 

[entitled]

padded room for you.
whips and chains for him.


anybody know how to fix a car? kats broken down car is about to ruin everything.*sigh*

Whips and chains are kink for me. NOT a good image.
i'm thinking a nun's cell or something....

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[rgraham666]

If you live alone, and you wake up at 6:40 a.m., and you fall into the toilet because the seat's up, it's your own damn fault and you probably shouldn't be telling everyone else you did something that stupid.

Snerk.

 

[Guest]

choochoogo boom!

 

[McKenna]

In an effort to distract attention from the above post:

jammies, you're way cute.

 

[Guest]

sarcastic? me?
well, yeah. i've been known to use sarcasm every now and then.
honest?
really. i have.
you?
yes, me. but i try to temper it with a loud guffaw or atleast a bit of a quirky smile.