Isolated Blurt Thread

[Salvor-Hardon]

Okay the whole time/space continuem thing is happening again...what century are we in now and is there indoor plumbing?

21st, but it sucks. There is indoor plumbing but it needs work. If you pop into the 22nd century anytime soon, pick up a sports almanac for me please.

 

[entitled]

i've got my own theory about why people are so fascinated with watching people work with fibery stuff, but most people think i'm full of crap when i tell them. So i don't.

Abs? Last.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

21st, but it sucks. There is indoor plumbing but it needs work. If you pop into the 22nd century anytime soon, pick up a sports almanac for me please.

You got it babe.

I know all about the plumbing thing, someday I dream about shopping for a new toilet...my life has taken an ugly turn.

 

[rgraham666]

*blurt*

I can't believe some of the stories posted here get Hs.

Poorly written, bad grammar, stereotypical scenarios.

Blech!

Carry on.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i've got my own theory about why people are so fascinated with watching people work with fibery stuff, but most people think i'm full of crap when i tell them. So i don't.

Abs? Last.

That's it, you're on all fours.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Oh feh. Give me your address and i'll send you a drop spindle.

Coming up.

What's a drop spindle?

And how do I use it?

 

[entitled]

And on that note... i'm outta here.

Got yet ANOTHER call from the school today, and i should probably shower before i go talk to the principal.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

i've got my own theory about why people are so fascinated with watching people work with fibery stuff, but most people think i'm full of crap when i tell them. So i don't.

Abs? Last.

Whisper it to me then. I love to hear crack pot theories.

 

[entitled]

Coming up.

What's a drop spindle?

And how do I use it?

A drop spindle is basically a stick with a weight on it, used to spin fibers.

i'll send you a how-to link after i get back.

 

[entitled]

Whisper it to me then. I love to hear crack pot theories.

Will later.

 

[Aurora Black]

Whisper it to me then. I love to hear crack pot theories.

Hell, I just love crack!

 

[Guest]

Hell, I just love crack!

crack kills.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

crack kills.

Use an ointment.

 

[Guest]

Use an ointment.

i love the way it burns...mmmmmmmmm

 

[Aurora Black]

Use an ointment.

*runs to grab Udder Cream for chapped hands*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*runs to grab Udder Cream for chapped hands*

LOL...I use that on my scars!!! it's udderly fantastic.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i love the way it burns...mmmmmmmmm

Capsazin is great, try it.

 

[Aurora Black]

LOL...I use that on my scars!!! it's udderly fantastic.

I just had a mental image of using a huge udder as a punching bag. Is there something wrong with me?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hell, I just love crack!

In that case, let me slide my jeans down a little and get my plumber tools out

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I just had a mental image of using a huge udder as a punching bag. Is there something wrong with me?

No, I have the same image of vella.

 

[Guest]

No, I have the same image of vella.

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do

 

[Aurora Black]

In that case, let me slide my jeans down a little and get my plumber tools out

Plumbers are sexy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Have I told you lately that I love you
Have I told you there's no one else above you
Fill my heart with gladness, take away all my sadness
Ease my troubles, that's what you do

I love when you sing to me, it clears my sinuses and empties my bowels

 

[Guest]

Plumbers are sexy.

i was totally entranced when the took the squirrel out of our toilet.

 

[Guest]

I love when you sing to me, it clears my sinuses and empties my bowels

i thought gravity emptied your bowels.