Is anyone here married?

Mike_Yates

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Is anyone here married or has been married in the past?

More than 75% of married couples end up divorced within five to ten years after getting married. Not to mention extremely costly alimony or child support.

I do not have any intentions on ever getting married. A civil union (living with someone) is probably a much better alternative to marriage. You don't have to give your spouse half of your estate/everything you own during a heated divorce.

Just about every single person I know who has been married has ended up divorced not long thereafter.

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My wife and I have been happily married for...uh...ah...a lot of years now and we're still as happy as the day we first fell in love.

I'm lucky, though: she doesn't care to play on LIT at all, but she has no problem whatsoever - none - with me spending the great majority of my time here instead of with her. She thinks it's "cute" when I tell her about flirting with all the LITgals, begging them for nekkid pics, cybersexing them...

...she encourages me to let all the babes here know that we have a totally open relationship and she just knows I'd never actually cheat on her - ever.

Also, did I mention she's totally bi? And she loves when I show her pictures of the gals of LIT? And she really gets off when LITgals write dirty words to me, 'cause then I can share them with her and it makes our sex that much hotter?

But, she's not into any other guys, okay? Just other girls...and me. That's all. Seriously.
 
My wife and I have been happily married for...uh...ah...a lot of years now and we're still as happy as the day we first fell in love.

I'm lucky, though: she doesn't care to play on LIT at all, but she has no problem whatsoever - none - with me spending the great majority of my time here instead of with her. She thinks it's "cute" when I tell her about flirting with all the LITgals, begging them for nekkid pics, cybersexing them...

...she encourages me to let all the babes here know that we have a totally open relationship and she just knows I'd never actually cheat on her - ever.

Also, did I mention she's totally bi? And she loves when I show her pictures of the gals of LIT? And she really gets off when LITgals write dirty words to me, 'cause then I can share them with her and it makes our sex that much hotter?

But, she's not into any other guys, okay? Just other girls...and me. That's all. Seriously.

Umm..your wife rocks!
 
You're telling me!

Are you married? Got a girlfriend?

My wife would love to see naked pictures of her...

I'm married. I doubt it on the pictures as I am lucky to just see her naked.
 
Twice.

The first (13 years) is a real bitch that never has to work again thanks to laws of the Commonwealth of Massachussets.

I got lucky the second time, Asian.

I would never go back to a white, American, bitch again!

Sorry, if I've just offended thousands.
 
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