"Intelligent Falling" Theory Refutes Gravity

[shereads]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

 

[Liar]

Hey I already know that gravity is a phenomena of the mind. Douglas Adams told me so.

 

[Dar~]

I am christian, but I would require proof other than what is written in the bible. give me studies and other such things.

 

[thebullet]

I'm certainly pleased that God/Jehovah/Allah/The Great Spirit/Landrew/Other (choose 1) is around to make sure that pee falls down instead of up. Otherwise we'd have to build our toilets on the ceiling. Heck, I have enough trouble getting it all in the bowl from a couple of inches away.

I admit, my aim is not altogether that accurate. Now I'm thinking that whoever/whatever/however/whyever is behind intelligent falling must have a bit of a sense of humor. I always thought that unlike other things, like apples and space capsules, pee doesn't fall straight down. How could it if I keep missing the damn bowl?

Now I understand the the Supreme Being likes to spray things around a little bit.

I feel much better.

 

[rgraham666]

Singing: "I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour…"

 

[Colleen Thomas]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

I haven't spewed coffee in a long time. Curse you for doing this while I'm at home! Dad's gonna have a shitfit if I can't get it all off th ekeys before he gets up!

 

[Penelope Street]

So perfect. Thanks for sharing.

 

[nushu2]

I always thought that gravity sucks.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I love it!

Not only does it do away with all that advanced 18th Century science -- and beyond -- but it also justifies my membership in The International Flat Earth Society.

 

[Equinoxe]

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2

Excellent bit of satire, thank you for linking it.

P.S. Lovely Bouguereau avatar.

 

[shereads]

Excellent bit of satire, thank you for linking it.

P.S. Lovely Bouguereau avatar.

Thank you. That's a portrait of the artist's frolicsome cousin, Bettina "Fast Betty" Bougueureau, and her pedicurist, Phillipe.

 

[Equinoxe]

Thank you. That's a portrait of the artist's frolicsome cousin, Bettina "Fast Betty" Bougueureau, and her pedicurist, Phillipe.

You're welcome.

I take it his pedicure work was interrupted?