Insta-Woody

Zamdrist

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Some things give me an instant woody. Like flirty compliments, girl-girl sex. Some AVs...

What gives you the wood, or in some cases make your 'faucet' run?
 
Any body contactt with a female no matter how small (stoke of the hair) will give me a woody in seconds. A pain in the bloody arse if you ask me
 
a naughty word growled into my ear... or, damn, just thinking about it.
 
I love when I get hard just from a really passionate kiss... that's when you KNOW the kiss was good!

I can sometimes get hard just from cuddling too - that's interesting.
 
RawHumor said:
I can sometimes get hard just from cuddling too - that's interesting.

Yup. You all know the 'spoons' position. You wanna cuddle and here's the insta-woody poking you in the lower back...:D
 
Zamdrist said:


Yup. You all know the 'spoons' position. You wanna cuddle and here's the insta-woody poking you in the lower back...:D
LOL! Yep! It's that way every night with my DH. No matter how tired we are or how early we have to get up, if we spoon, it's instant woody! :D (He swears he can't help it, and that he has no control over it... But don't you think he could control the grinding hips that almost always seem to follow right behind the instant woody? LOL!)

~~Mystic
 
MysticSwing said:
... But don't you think he could control the grinding hips that almost always seem to follow right behind the instant woody? LOL!)

~~Mystic

Dear, men have no control over their woody action. :D

As far as spoons go...if it wasn't for the nice, soft warm skin up against it, maybe that wouldn't happen! :D

But that would be a shame to be sure! :D
 
Zamdrist said:


Dear, men have no control over their woody action. :D

As far as spoons go...if it wasn't for the nice, soft warm skin up against it, maybe that wouldn't happen! :D

But that would be a shame to be sure! :D

Oh, I don't doubt you men have no control over insta-woody. :D (Hell, we've been driving to the grocery store and he gets insta-woody for no apparent reason and we have to wait in the car for a few minutes until "things" calm down a bit before we can go in! LOL!)

What I question is the control over the insta-hip gyrations that follow the insta-woody during a cozy spooning session... ;)

~~Mystic
 
MysticSwing said:
What I question is the control over the insta-hip gyrations that follow the insta-woody during a cozy spooning session... ;)

~~Mystic

It's that warm, soft skin against that twitching-woody. :D

Mmmm!
 
Zamdrist said:


It's that warm, soft skin against that twitching-woody. :D

Mmmm!

So, what you're saying is that this is something that can't be controlled either? (I'm not complaining, just curious... :D)
 
MysticSwing said:
What I question is the control over the insta-hip gyrations that follow the insta-woody during a cozy spooning session... ;)

Oh? I didn't think most women minded knowing that their lover was aroused just from the cuddling and having him press it against her to show her how aroused he is.

As to your question, it's kinda like having an itch really deep down in a spot that you CAN reach... you're going to want to help soothe the itching by scratching it, aren't you? Consider it to be him using you to scratch his itch, but hoping you'll get a little enjoyment as well.
 
MysticSwing said:
So, what you're saying is that this is something that can't be controlled either? (I'm not complaining, just curious... :D)

It's not easy to control much of anything when you feel warm skin against your hard-on...it almost always makes me wiggle and thrust. :D
 
RawHumor said:


Oh? I didn't think most women minded knowing that their lover was aroused just from the cuddling and having him press it against her to show her how aroused he is.

Mind? I never once said I minded! I wasn't complaining, I was just curious (As my message 3 posts ago said... :D)

~~Mystic
 
Zamdrist said:


It's not easy to control much of anything when you feel warm skin against your hard-on...it almost always makes me wiggle and thrust. :D

And all that wiggling and thrusting from behind almost always makes me wanna wiggle and thrust back! ;)

~~Mystic
 
The sound of my soul mates voice when he says good morning, or anything else for that matter... my faucet gets running full force HOT!:heart:
 
MysticSwing said:


What I question is the control over the insta-hip gyrations that follow the insta-woody during a cozy spooning session... ;)

~~Mystic

Mystic it's a medical thang see, the woody bone is connected to the, hip bone, the hip bone's connected to the, gyro bone, the gyro bone's connected to the, ....... you get the idea now right?
 
watching two women kiss.. watching a man move when I know he's got a hard-on, listening to someone orgasming on the other end of the phoneline, knowing that, just by talking, laughing, or licking my lips, that I'm turning someone on.. stuff like that..

it doesn't take much.. ;)
 
Insta-woody

From the soft brushing of lips against my ear. I just get throbbing hard.
 
Woodmiester said:


Mystic it's a medical thang see, the woody bone is connected to the, hip bone, the hip bone's connected to the, gyro bone, the gyro bone's connected to the, ....... you get the idea now right?

Ohhh!!! Duh!! Now that you put it THAT way... I see!!! LMAO!!

Thanks Woody!! ;)

~~Mystic
 
Other Insta-Woody stuff...

Playing 'Footsie' under the table
Sexy moaning
Unexpected fliting
 
The thought of taking a drill and using it to carve a statue of Kirk Cameron out of pure graphite.

Mmmmm ohhhh baby!
 
The way he whispers to me in spanish ... his deep voice sending shivers down my entire body.

The way his rough hands feel over my body.

That look in his eyes...
 
A man can get a woody at a drop of a hat.

A hand running up and down the leg, a women in tight pants bending over.

The motion on a bus.
 
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