Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[cactusjack0584]

I can help push you over the edge of that bluff

Want to watch cliffhanger and climb all over me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Want to watch cliffhanger and climb all over me?

Or … hear me out … we can watch “The Deep” and … (pops lips) … you know.

 

[Apisto42]

Or … hear me out … we can watch “The Deep” and … (pops lips) … you know.

If you have it on Betamax, you could put it in at my place? *waggles eyebrows*

 

[cactusjack0584]

I only have laserdiscs… can we at least do oral?

 

[Coyote100]

Your sunglasses need a little cleaning.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I think your fur needs to be brushed

 

[Shenanigans90]

Is that a cactus in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is that a cactus in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Shannon? Again?!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Shannon? Again?!

I can look like Shannon Doherty if that gets you off…..

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can look like Shannon Doherty if that gets you off…..

9021oh no!!!

 

[JPReads]

I was always more of a Melrose Place... I mean hey there

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I was always more of a Melrose Place... I mean hey there

Only bitches like melrose place.

Yeah. I’m in.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Only bitches like melrose place.

Yeah. I’m in.

I briefly attended the HS where they filmed 90210…and She’s All That…and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who could kick the butt of any of those Melrose Place bitches

 

[ydahecnot]

“Hey, good-ish looking”

ETA: It is incompetent flirting, after all

 

[Fiestykitten]

Your incompetent flirty could use a little review, wanna study at my place?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Your incompetent flirty could use a little review, wanna study at my place?

Can we bone up on biology while we’re there?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Can we bone up on biology while we’re there?

Ofc! I can give you a lesson on why your bones are some sexy fossils

 

[cactusjack0584]

What… you’d like to “bone”, ok if you insist….

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Are we doing archeology? I’ll get the whip!

 

[fakingadulthood]

If your legs start to cramp from dancing I could massage them or something

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If your legs start to cramp from dancing I could massage them or something

No no. Leave it. Cramps are my kink.

 

[fakingadulthood]

No no. Leave it. Cramps are my kink.

If you’re into cramps, then I’d be honored to hold your arms in an uncomfortable position for way too long

 

[AlwaysDancing]

If you’re into cramps, then I’d be honored to hold your arms in an uncomfortable position for way too long

Oooo … gonna cramp so hard!!!!!

 

[fakingadulthood]

Oooo … gonna cramp so hard!!!!!

Fuck yeah! I’m more into limbs falling asleep though, so I’m gonna need to be sitting in an uncomfortable chair the whole time so we can both get off

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Fuck yeah! I’m more into limbs falling asleep though, so I’m gonna need to be sitting in an uncomfortable chair the whole time so we can both get off

When I’m done with you, you so won’t be able to walk for a week! Nighty night, legs!!