Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[cactusjack0584]

I see you also brought a hose, how prepared you are.

Even though your hose is way bigger than mine… I’m still down

 

[Fiestykitten]

Wanna compare hoses?

 

[trinething1ns]

Excuse me, while I whip this out…

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can whip something up for you real quick

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

So... I'm sleeping on the air mattress tonight, wanna see if we can not squeak it?

 

[Shenanigans90]

Would you like to have these used panties that my ex-wife left when she moved out?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanna watch pimple popping videos and go to bed early?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wanna watch pimple popping videos and go to bed early?

No need… I have an entire folder of my own videos…

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Wanna watch pimple popping videos and go to bed early?

If you were in my arms I would never LEGO you go

 

[MindYaBitness]

If you were in my arms I would never LEGO you go

It says "incompetently" for alert

 

[Bassytian]

Now that the Zoloft has kicked in, I believe you'll find me to be quite the charming fellow.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

That wasn't Zoloft... I find Rohypnol to be more effective on my... prey
wanna try?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now that the Zoloft has kicked in, I believe you'll find me to be quite the charming fellow.

Love me a mentally stable king! Wanna see my ear wax collection?

 

[Bassytian]

Oh hell, I'll try anything once!

 

[Qky75]

Eh.... you'll do.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sure… if I have to…

 

[Bassytian]

That wasn't Zoloft... I find Rohypnol to be more effective on my... prey
wanna try?

Again, I'll try anything once!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Again, I'll try anything once!

Ok… but no kissing..

 

[Trubbycat]

I like tequila

 

[Qky75]

I like tequila

I heard tequila makes your clothes fall off; here's some water instead.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I like tequila

You like the worm at the bottom?

 

[Trubbycat]

No chewing

 

[Bassytian]

Ok… but no kissing..

You'll change your mind when you see me apply the chap stick I used to get my promotion at work!

 

[Kat73]

C

You'll change your mind when you see me apply the chap stick I used to get my promotion at work!

Can I pet yerr dawg?????

 

[Bassytian]

Can I pet yerr dawg?????

Don't have one, but I have the next best thing... a costume!