Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[cactusjack0584]

Here put on this Batman costume… and don’t ask any questions about it

 

[Fiestykitten]

That will go well with my huge collection of lint.

Wanna see it?

Please tell me that collection of lint is in your belly button.... that really gets me going.

 

[LostHorizon]

Please tell me that collection of lint is in your belly button.... that really gets me going.

Ohhhh baby, you know it is

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Ohhhh baby, you know it is

I have an outtie if you want to see it, sorry it doesn’t collect lint.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I have an outtie if you want to see it, sorry it doesn’t collect lint.

Don't apologize. It's 2025.... Outties are in!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I have an innie, it’s a rare collector car. Similar to an Audi but not as cool. Want to take a ride in it?

 

[Bassytian]

That’s right, you can a romp with me tonight for the low LOW price of $149.95! Yes, $149.95! You heard me, $149.95!! I’m practically giving it away! Get yours now while supplies last!!

Some assembly required.

 

[Oralexplorer]

That’s right, you can a romp with me tonight for the low LOW price of $149.95! Yes, $149.95! You heard me, $149.95!! I’m practically giving it away! Get yours now while supplies last!!

Some assembly required.

Hi, You want take a bite out of me. I promise I won't bite back.
how was that ?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’ve got something you could explore orally… winks and then shoots double finger guns…

 

[Oralexplorer]

I’ve got something you could explore orally… winks and then shoots double finger guns…

Are live rounds or blanks

 

[cactusjack0584]

Are live rounds or blanks

I never shoot live rounds when people are around… I’m no rookie with my finger guns…

 

[Oralexplorer]

I never shoot live rounds when people are around… I’m no rookie with my finger guns…

I never shoot live rounds when people are around… I’m no rookie with my finger guns…

I suspected they are well seasoned and finger lickin good.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I suspected they are well seasoned and finger lickin good.

So is my juicy chicken tenders, wanna have a taste?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

If you have the biscuits, I have the gravy

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If you have the biscuits, I have the gravy

I have the breasts if you have the batter!

…what? I like fried chicken!

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have the breasts if you have the batter!

…what? I like fried chicken!

I have a juice that can help that fried chicken go down nice a smooth

 

[Dayhoosier]

I have a juice that can help that fried chicken go down nice a smooth

I'm just here to encourage you to keep going with this

 

[trinething1ns]

I'm just here to encourage you to keep going with this

Hey there, good lookin’

Is it just me, or does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Wanna see my secret lab where I make all of my poisons? Be careful, it's kinda damp.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Wanna see my secret lab where I make all of my poisons? Be careful, it's kinda damp.

Let's see if we can't just upgrade it from damp to wet

 

[Bassytian]

Hello there, would you like a drink? (Please don't fart, please don't fart!!! If anyone up there is listening, I swear to never have Taco Bell again if you help me not fart!!!!)

 

[Fiestykitten]

Please forgive me, I may have sprayed to much.

 

[trinething1ns]

Please forgive me, I may have sprayed to much.

INCOMPETENTLY flirt. lol

 

[cactusjack0584]

Please forgive me, I may have sprayed to much.

Hey I brought my raincoat….

 

[Fiestykitten]

I see you also brought a hose, how prepared you are.