Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

Lost balls you say? Want to find them and play beer pong?

Heck yeah ((slaps my tummy)) let’s make a beer gut.

 

[Apisto42]

Heck yeah ((slaps my tummy)) let’s make a beer gut.

I’ve got some Budweiser bottles chilling in a styrofoam cooler if you’re interested.

Just to start a bromance.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ve got some Budweiser bottles chilling in a styrofoam cooler if you’re interested.

Really?! With real ice?!

I wish I could afford real ice.

 

[Apisto42]

Really?! With real ice?!

I wish I could afford real ice.

Sure, we can call it real ice. I pissed in the cooler and then set it outside till it froze.

Bob the builder taught me everything I know. Reduce, reuse, recycle.

 

[Coyote100]

Did you know that coyotes chase rabbits as well as roadrunners.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I want to run into your badly painted tunnel

 

[Fiestykitten]

We don't have to play hard to get like the roadrunner and coyote... I'll let you pound your anvil into me anytime.

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Is there room for more than one? Cuz I’m ready right meow.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Is there room for more than one? Cuz I’m ready right meow.

Meow?

 

[BDA73]

Would you like some cream....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m allergic to cats. Let me show you how swollen your kitty makes me.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have a cream that can cure that allergy.

 

[LostHorizon]

I have a cream that can cure that allergy.

That’s great! Do you have a cream that will soothe this festering sore I have?

 

[Fiestykitten]

That’s great! Do you have a cream that will soothe this festering sore I have?

I see no one wants to come near you with that festering sore, but I can be like Fester and power your "light bulb" with my mouth, just for you

 

[LostHorizon]

I see no one wants to come near you with that festering sore, but I can be like Fester and power your "light bulb" with my mouth, just for you

Uhhhh WW…

 

[positiveflirt]

Uhhhh WW…

You know, wow is just like mom upside down. Wanna do it?

 

[LostHorizon]

You know, wow is just like mom upside down. Wanna do it?

No… Wow is Wow.

And Whip em Out Wednesday. But today is Thursday soooo.

 

[LostHorizon]

I see no one wants to come near you with that festering sore, but I can be like Fester and power your "light bulb" with my mouth, just for you

When you say “be like Fester” do you mean just use use your mouth like him or dress up like him?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I could lend a disembodied hand.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I could lend a disembodied hand.

 

[LostHorizon]

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I’m still waiting for my lightbulb moment.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Want watch me debone this chicken?

 

[Fiestykitten]

Want watch me debone this chicken?

Oh yea, make me a big pile of putty.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I have a huge collection of silly putty. Want to see it?

 

[LostHorizon]

I have a huge collection of silly putty. Want to see it?

That will go well with my huge collection of lint.

Wanna see it?