Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

Want to get pricked?

Well, I didn’t put on my gardening gloves for nothing.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well, I didn’t put on my gardening gloves for nothing.

Oh yes, keep them on and the sun hat too

 

[AlwaysDancing]

*pulls on an elbow length protective glove, dunks his hand in a bucket full of honey*

Why are you looking at me like that? Is this not the "Incompetently Fist the Lister Above You" thread?

I’m picturing “Hot Shots: Part Deux” where they parody the kickboxing movie and have all that junk on their hands. Razorbkades. Broken glass. Skittles.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’m picturing “Hot Shots: Part Deux” where they parody the kickboxing movie and have all that junk on their hands. Razorbkades. Broken glass. Skittles.

I can make you see the color of the rainbow

 

[cactusjack0584]

I can make you see the color of the rainbow

I’d rather taste the rainbow…

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can make you see the color of the rainbow

Oh good because I’ve eaten almost all of my crayons. Makes for a colorful kiss, though. ((Smiles brightly))

 

[cactusjack0584]

*pulls on an elbow length protective glove, dunks his hand in a bucket full of honey*

Why are you looking at me like that? Is this not the "Incompetently Fist the Lister Above You" thread?

I didn’t hear you say no…….

 

[lilmissdarling]

I didn’t hear you say no…….

I didn't hear you ask properly.

 

[vibes]

I didn't hear you ask properly.

wash your ears perhaps?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I didn't hear you ask properly.

Oh. Right. My proposal to engage in flirty time.

((Hands over a three inch binder filled with charts, diagrams and an elegantly worded dissertation on the advantages of flirting with me))

I’ll get back with you after you’ve read it.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Oh. Right. My proposal to engage in flirty time.

((Hands over a three inch binder filled with charts, diagrams and an elegantly worded dissertation on the advantages of flirting with me))

I’ll get back with you after you’ve read it.

I think my sister would like you.
A lot!

 

[Apisto42]

I think my sister would like you.
A lot!

Your sister liked what I had to offer. Wanna try it for yourself?

 

[JennyCapricorn]

I’m sorry was that a Carmelite sister orbs Benedictine sister? Because I’m not sure you want to get into the habit.

 

[Apisto42]

Looking under habits is what got me in trouble in the first place.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Looking under habits is what got me in trouble in the first place.

Would that make you a bad habit rabbit?

 

[JackKingOff]

Would that make you a bad habit rabbit?

Care to follow me down the rabbit hole to find out?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can show you my lucky rabbits foot

 

[JackKingOff]

If I nibble it, will the luck rub off on me?

 

[Bassytian]

Bondage... James Bondage.

 

[Apisto42]

Probably better to stir it rather than shake it.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I made a portrait of you out of fingerprints. It’s so good you should hang it on your fridge.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have plenty of "paint" for you to use for your masterpieces.

 

[Japansurfer]

Wow aren’t you cute. Love playing with kitties, Don’t scratch me too bad if I give you a stroke.

 

[Bassytian]

Hey, I can't seem to find my balls, want to get a room and help me look for them?

 

[Photog1rl]

Lost balls you say? Want to find them and play beer pong?