Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[PrettyLilPussy19]

enough small talk, lets do some fun midwest shit like cow tippin and patty tossing..

Hey, Pali I bet I could make you break your oath!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Hey, Pali I bet I could make you break your oath!

Yes. But is it really magical?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Hey, Pali I bet I could make you break your oath!

Hiya, word on the street is that fabric softener actually works.

 

[SmokingFap]

Do you think this is rosacea or plaque psoriasis?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Rosacea although I'm no trainned

 

[Coyote100]

You need some spelling lessons.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I really like cheese.

*stares*

 

[Beardy_181]

I really like cheese.

*stares*

Smoldering over my glasses: "If I keep my chin down you can't see my nose hairs."

 

[Guyblue82]

If you wash it, I bet it smells better

 

[Luv2tongueu]

I bet he did *wink wink*

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's what she said...

*Blinks*

 

[JennyCapricorn]

That's what she said...

*Blinks*

You like crafting? I’m a work in progress.

 

[Divindisguise]

Can you blow my whistle baby..

 

[Beardy_181]

You must be new here at the Blue Oyster.

 

[lavendersilk]

My favorite sexual position is 69... wait... why is your head down there? I'm the 6! No! Now your head is in the wrong position again!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Wanna pick up McDonalds and go back to my parent’s place?

 

[Coyote100]

My favorite sexual position is 69... wait... why is your head down there? I'm the 6! No! Now your head is in the wrong position a gain!

What is wrong with my 99 position?

 

[lindi_85]

What is wrong with my 99 position?

I know how to burb the alphabet… backwards

Form an orderly line

 

[Taegul]

I know how to burb the alphabet… backwards

Form an orderly line

You can "burb" for me anytime.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Excuse me sir. Is that a large cellphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Photog1rl]

Excuse me sir. Is that a large cellphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Kindly unzip your pants.
I need to make a call.

 

[ydahecnot]

They call me the love tractor. Wanna be my field?

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

They call me the love tractor. Wanna be my field?

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make happy
When sky's are Grey
Pleas don't take my sunshine awayyyy

 

[Photog1rl]

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make happy
When sky's are Grey
Pleas don't take my sunshine awayyyy

Is your name George?
Do you like bananas?
Are you friends with the man in the yellow hat?

 

[Divindisguise]

Is your name George?
Do you like bananas?
Are you friends with the man in the yellow hat?

I'm gonna change my name to Gorge, if you'll be my gorge-ous.