Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Beardy_181]

*Sees a raw potato in the grocery store, picks it up, and looks over at you*

"You know, if you play your cards right, we could enjoy this together tonight."

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I only have eyes for you .... get it? <looks at the potato>

 

[Firedog78]

Hi....
ASL?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I only have eyes for you .... get it? <looks at the potato>

I have this memo saying I’m amazing. None of my past loves have signed this memo. But who knows. You could be the first.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I have this memo saying I’m amazing. None of my past loves have signed this memo. But who knows. You could be the first.

You're "keys" are poking me again... does that mean you like me?

 

[Buzzfire]

Meow, is your tongue rough like a cat?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I heard you like screaming in bed …. Is it ok if it’s terrified screaming like a horror movie?

 

[Buzzfire]

I can't cum unless is deafening. Damn my tinnitus!

I heard you like screaming in bed …. Is it ok if it’s terrified screaming like a horror movie?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can't cum unless is deafening. Damn my tinnitus!

Your big medical words just do something to me.....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can't cum unless is deafening. Damn my tinnitus!

What!? Whaaaaaat?!

I can’t hear you.
Fuck it. Wanna go out?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Your big medical words just do something to me.....

Wanna scissor while eating twizzlers?

 

[Buzzfire]

So you like spoons on your face huh?

 

[Venefica]

Nice to meet you ... have I told you that latest at 15:00 I must be back in the mental home?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven hitting all the branches on the way down?

 

[Venefica]

No, my mom is not always with me, I go to the refreshingroom alone ...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it ok if I put a bag over your head the whole time we bang?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

No, my mom is not always with me, I go to the refreshingroom alone ...

Hello. Yes I speak a little German. gluten tag

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is it ok if I put a bag over your head the whole time we bang?

Only if what you mean is put a bag over my head and blow on it and pop it so it goes bang.

Because that’s really hot.

 

[Venefica]

Hello. Yes I speak a little German. gluten tag

Danke gleichfalls!

 

[Fiestykitten]

Only if what you mean is put a bag over my head and blow on it and pop it so it goes bang.

Because that’s really hot.

Hot burning coffee spilt in our laps sounds so hot rn!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hot burning coffee spilt in our laps sounds so hot rn!

When you put it that way … let me go brew a pot.
((I alway knew coffee could get me laid))

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Would you like me to put my milk steamer in your macchiato?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Would you like me to put my milk steamer in your macchiato?

I’ll take a big steaming cup of you, baby

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’ll take a big steaming cup of you, baby

((So dirty… ))

I’m a giant cup of Folgers, baby. Sure I’m a knock off brand that everybody says that hate. But everybody drinks it when they’re desperate or broke.

((Oh dang that was dark coffee … I’m going to go cry now))

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I could spend hours wrapping my mouth around your timbits.