I'm trying to seduce you, you dolt.

[KillerMuffin]

"C'mon, baby, lemme take off your shirt. I promise you'll like it."

"Okay."

"Quit fighting it, you know you want me. Just a peek. I won't tell anyone."

"I said okay."

"Don't play hard to get, baby. I love you, I just want to make you feel good. You're so hot, I just want to see you. You're just so gorgeous. Please? A little peek?"

"Are you deaf? I said okay!" He rips off his shirt and throws it across the room.

"Forget it. I'm not horny anymore. Asshole."

"What? I took of my shirt!"

"You're an insensitive jerk!"

"You asked me to take off my shirt so I did!"

Big, fat tears start to flow. "You don't love me anymore." Runs out of the room.

Bellowing through the house, "What did I do?!?!"



Men are so dense.

 

[Cibo]

Not this one!

Psssst...take off your shirt.

 

[concrete]

,what do you expect from a cement head

don't wear shirts

 

[Ms_Lilith]

My honey would call what that woman did 'girl logic'.. it makes sense only in the female mind, and sometimes, doesn't even make sense to other females... complicated shit..

 

[dreamer]

Indeed. Complicated shit. I had to read this about four times to figure out why the gal was upset. I mean, he DID say ok...multiple times...

Why is it the guys get the bad rap for playing games? Can't anyone just say what they mean and mean what they say anymore? hhehee...mindreading must be a female only trait.

 

[LauraSG]

This is all too true, too true. I will say I've done stuff very similar to this myself. But I make myself realize that guys don't always think on the same level

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Damn all women to hell. If this wasn't so true, I might have a chance with them.

 

[Laurel]

*wipes tears of laughter from her eyes*

I'd marry you, KM, if I had promised another woman they could have me after Manu.

 

[scylis]

what did he do wrong? i don't get it.

 

[alexandraaah]

what did he do wrong? i don't get it.

The Stud didn't do anything, Scyl, it was you. What is so difficult for men to understand about communication?

 

[scylis]

i still don't get it.

 

[perks]

please tell me you're not thatobtuse.

 

[scylis]

i could tell you that, but then that would spoil the fun.

 

[LauraSG]

You're right, that would ruin the fun. Can't have that. Don't give in

 

[freakygirl]

phew

for a minute I thought KM had been spying on me and my night last night..

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I would never have understood what was going on, until afterwards. Women are just too confusing.

 

[SpaceToast]

I have a rule of thumb for these situations. Follows -

"Men are stupid, women are crazy."

Repeat it several times, and feel the world around you grow lighter-

-M@

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[scylis]

women.. can't live with them, can't shoot 'em.

 

[Wiggles]

I think she might have been peeking in my windows.

I rub his leg.

That tickles!

I rub his tummy.

I know what you're up to, you're trying to *seduce* me.

Don't you want to fuck?

Yes! Goes back to watching t.v.

Grrr....

Ignoramus!

 

[Marxist]

women.. can't live with them, can't shoot 'em.

Tell that to Robert Blake.

 

[fgarvb1]

Lucky Bastards!

if my wife tried something like that on me i would go into shock.

or think it was "Her" time of the month and she felt safe. That's when she likes to tease. The rest of the time she doesn't know me...enough.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Tell that to Robert Blake.

hehe

Hey, Marxy Can you dance like the actor in your av? He's soooo cool.

;-)

KM, I've been there lots of times.

 

[foxxxyred]

hehe

Hey, Marxy Can you dance like the actor in your av? He's soooo cool.

;-)

Yes he's the best!

 

[*bratcat*]