I'm not...

[AusTess]

Particularly nice.

Nor am i overly friendly.

I'm not a patient kinda girl.

I'm not easygoing.

I'm not a true blonde.

I'm not well educated.

I'm not a hypocrite.

I'm not a liar.

I'm not into wearing ugly underwear.

I'm not shy.

I'm not backwards in coming forwards.


I'm not an introvert.


I'm not what most people think.




What AREN'T you?



Okay,so i'm bored.

Any conversation will do,i dont care what you are or aren't.

 

[Wyatt]

I'm not fat
I'm not thin
I'm not stupid
I'm not Einstein
I'm not getting enough sex
I'm not writing enough fiction
I'm not going to work today
I'm not easily impressed


I'm bored as well

 

[freescorfr]

I'm not what most people think.




What AREN'T you?



Okay,so i'm bored.

Any conversation will do,i dont care what you are or aren't.

 

[freescorfr]

I'm not what most people think.




What AREN'T you?



Okay,so i'm bored.

Any conversation will do,i dont care what you are or aren't.

Pressed the wrong button. Tha's always a pain.


It's most of the things I thought you were, Tess,

But no conversation, I'm off for lunch,

 

[mig]

Now I know why I like you.

 

[juicylips]

I am not...

bored
prejudice
vengeful
hard to get to know



That is all I can think of at 6 am, lol. Might be back later to add more.

JL

 

[Wyatt]

just to show my ignorance Mig...what's an Umbrian?

 

[AusTess]

Okay.
So we'll do a mutual entertainment thing.
Kinda like mutual masturbation,just like,not?

 

[AusTess]

Re: Re: I'm not...

Pressed the wrong button. Tha's always a pain.


It's most of the things I thought you were, Tess,

But no conversation, I'm off for lunch,

So the things you thought i was,i aint?
I'm confused now.

Have a great day darlin.

 

[AusTess]

Now I know why I like you.

You talkin to me?

 

[AusTess]

I am not...

bored
prejudice
vengeful
hard to get to know



That is all I can think of at 6 am, lol. Might be back later to add more.

JL

At 6am?

The best i could come up with would be a nasty snarl had you dared wake me.

 

[tonyp]

I don't believe that the world was made for humans
I am not a bigot
I am not arrogant
I am not a woman
I am not a reindeer
I am not santa
I am not a preacher
I am not a disease
I am not full of myself
I am not in pain
I am not the only beautiful thing in the world
I am not the smartest or strongest
and I don't want to be
I am not bored
I am not a mad man
I am not sitting on my hands
I am not talking, shouting
I DO NOT SNORE
I do not smoke(*)
I do not lie
I better stop now

 

[freescorfr]

I agree with Tonyp. I'm not a reindeer either, and you can't collect velvet off my willy.

 

[MechaBlade]

I'm not stupid.

 

[Rambrat]

I am not...

able to look at you (AusTess) without getting excited!

 

[SilverVeil]

I'm not nice.

 

[bluespoke]

I'm not here!

 

[lovetoread]

I want to see the velvet on freescorfr's willy.

 

[badasschick]

I'm not

behaving like an adult
pure
fuzzy
all that well in the head sometimes
a prude
socially refined
just a stupid girl, no matter what some say
like your girlfriend
like your wife
to be taken lightly
a cold fish
going to fuck that last guy again
trying to attract every dickhead in the basin
a breeder
your girl
unattractive
going to go another week without washing the truck
selling out to the highest bidder
Giving you a ride to LAX, and I won't pick you up there either
wearing pants

 

[tonyp]

I am not going to cover you smother you
I am not going lead you
I am not going to wreck you
I am not going to paint you
I am not going to feed you
I am not going to step on you
I am not going to turn off the lights
I am not going to rush
I am not going close my eyes
I am not going to forget your name
Iam not going to ignore you or not smile

 

[mig]

just to show my ignorance Mig...what's an Umbrian?

Umbrian,of or relating to Umbria,Central Italy.

 

[angel's pet]

I am not...

hard to look at
unfriendly
mean
bigoted
a blond
flatchested
overly sensitive
wearing any panties
Dominant
a fan of Britney Spears
opposed to swallowing
finished...

 

[lovetoread]

I am not...

blond.
tall.
stupid.
a slut.
frigid.
sad.
rich.
working.

 

[APhil]

I am NOT

a bigot (though some people think I am)
a woman (see above comment... seriously! they just can't see past the facial hair)
Santa (see above comment)
a preacher (nor do I want to be... too much work, not enough pay)
the smartest (but I am a smartass)
insane (though some think otherwise)

 

[SpaceToast]

...mad! No... They laughed at me in Austria, but I'll show them. Yes, I'll show them all. Those small-minded fools. Mad? I'm not mad. They're mad! Fools! All around the world -- soon, I shall show them the true power of Formula X-13! Bwua-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa!!!

Er, cough. Ahem. Don't mind me-

-M@