I'm not...

[Ginny]

i'm not tortoise...
i'm not as horny as i was, 'cause i masturbated at work this morning...
i'm not excited summer is almost here, it's hot and humid outside...
i'm not smoking right now...but i need to go smoke one...
i'm not really retarded...but i do have sector damage...lsd prolly..
i'm not really an aardvark...it's a costume...
i'm not blond....i promise....
i'm not a good cook
i'm not surfing porn but i will be soon...i need a few butt pics...
i'm not working...but i'm at work...
i'm not ready for tortoise to leave on his cruise.....<sigh>....
i'm not portly....
i'm not much of a beer drinker...
i'm not sure why i'm posting this crap......
i'm not sure why i post anything....'cept for fun...
i'm not gonna rub my pussy at all until tonight....just let it throb...
i'm not sure but i think austess' av gets me hot...
i'm not sure but i think i'd enjoy a bisexual experience..
i'm not sure when bin laden is...
i'm not a hermaphrodite....

i am not an animal!...i am a human being!

uh oh....i just tried to talk like the elephant man.....yikes...the intern heard me.....oh well.....i'm not a weirdo...oh noooo...not me....

 

[pondman]

I'm not

old
young
selfish
insane
jealous
unfreindly
the smartest
the fastest
just me a crazy, hairy, fast driving, hard pumping, average white boy. Typical american mutt.

 

[ginslinger]

I am not...

Posting here... Uhh what? Oh never mind...

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

sleeping
straight
a boy
judgmental
a conservative
regretful
a fan of Andrew WK (what is that guy's problem??)
a drinker
shy
lonely
sad
a "dog" person

 

[tonyp]

An amoeba

 

[Ginny]

i am not a....

squid....

 

[glamorilla]

I'm not happy and I'm not sad.

 

[H'venlee]

I am not...

I am not a weakling,
I am not a punching bag.
I am not something for men to use & throw away.
I am not mean.
I am not hateful.
I am not one to hold a grudge.
I am not one to act in haste.
I am not one who gives my heart easily.
I am not one to hide my feelings.
I am not one to stand aside and let someone else run me life for me.
I am not one to stay in a relationship where I am not loved the way I deserve to be.
I am not perfect, but I do not expect anyone else to be either.
I am not a model.
I am not a god.
I am not the perfect wife, daughter, mother, sister, lover.


But I am Strong!
And I am what God has made me!