I'm In Love With Jill Sobule

[Marxist]

She's tiny, tough, and I hope she doesn't break my heart.


http://www.jillsobule.com

 

[Andreina]

poor her. if only she knew she'd change her name and move.


Halo

 

[Marxist]

Your sig. line quotes Green Day. Nothing you say can hurt me.

 

[Andreina]

okay... what I wanted to say just made no sense.... anyways, I like your little degradations of any kind to persons who say something which is of a different opinion than your own.

anyways, i read your lastest story - was pretty good.


Halo

 

[seXieleXie]

sorry honey, she's mine. what did i tell you last night about the real nature of all women?

 

[Marxist]

okay... what I wanted to say just made no sense.... anyways, I like your little degradations of any kind to persons who say something which is of a different opinion than your own.

anyways, i read your lastest story - was pretty good.


Halo

It's really just the use of the rose that pisses me off.

I think it takes courage to name an album "Dookie" and expect it to sell.

Really.


Oh come on, give me a kiss. Jill won't mind, she plays on Lexie's team half the time anyway. But wait, Lexie is not a fully commited Rugby player either. Now I'm confused as shit.....not a math guy.

 

[seXieleXie]

mmmm.... rugby girls....

oh, were you saying something marxy-marx?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Why?


Interesting factiod: The axial tilt is 23.5 degrees. I is a good college student.

 

[Marxist]

Back to Jill:

Here's a song she wrote about us. What does it mean?

SOMEONE'S GONNA BREAK YOUR HEART SOMEDAY

Someone's gonna break your heart someday
And that day is coming soon
You can't carry on this way
Someone's gonna break your heart someday

You're the luckiest guy I know
You got everything a girl would want to hold
But you just let `em go
And they shatter

The mirror on the wall
Says you're the fairest one of all
Someday it won't be so kind
You won't be pretty
And it's a pity

Someone's gonna break your heart someday
And that day is coming soon
You can't carry on this way
Someone's gonna break your heart someday

You will understand
Why others hurt
When they can't have
The ones they want
The one they crave
We all look forward to that day

Someone's gonna break your heart someday

Interpretations please...

 

[seXieleXie]

Interpretations please...

she's a rugby player.

 

[Andreina]

It's really just the use of the rose that pisses me off.

I think it takes courage to name an album "Dookie" and expect it to sell.

Really.


Oh come on, give me a kiss. Jill won't mind, she plays on Lexie's team half the time anyway. But wait, Lexie is not a fully commited Rugby player either. Now I'm confused as shit.....not a math guy.

Well, I like my little flower, although I'd prefer it to be a tulip.
I don't even have a Green Day Album, I just like the song - for a reason which I'm not going to discuss here further.

Here is your
Don't spank me if you get a herpes sore though


Halo

 

[Guest]

I pulled her CD out a few weeks back.

I can't seem to get "I kissed a Girl" out of my head.

 

[Marxist]

I can't seem to get "I kissed a Girl" out of my head.

I saw her in concert and she won't even play that song. I was kinda mad. But our love is stronger than that.

Another song she wrote about me:


LITTLE GUY

Little guy, little guy, Little guy, such a little guy
Such a 'little guy, in such a big body

Little mind, little mind, you were once were mine
Such a small mind in such a big body
Maybe I'm not so fair to little guys
He stood tall up when he was by my side

Little heart, little heart such a little biddy heart
Such an unbrave heart In such a big body
Such a big body

Maybe I'm not so fair to little guy
He loomed large when he loved me

Little guy, little guy, little guy such a little guy
Such a little guy such a big body

 

[Guest]

heh...this song reminds me of...

Marxist!

I could slip, I could fall
In that mean and awful hall
With the other jealous bitches
And the bitter grumbling men

I could sneer, I could glare say that
life is so unfair And the one who
made it, made it `Cuz her breasts
were really big

Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna get cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to

I could bitch, I could moan
Say I want to be left alone
But that's not really true,
Because I like my time with you

Till you rant and you rave
Wishing fat folks to their grave
But I feel sorry for them
You say they get what they deserve

Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna get cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to

I don't wanna get jaded
Petrified and weighted
I don't wanna get bitter like you
Like you, with the darts in your eyes
Like you, with disdain for mankind
I was charmed, now I wonder

Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna get cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to
So I'll smile with the rest
I'll wish everyone the best
And know the one who made it,
Made it cuz she was actually pretty good
Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna get cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Bitter is a better song.

You just want a Marxie-Jill-Lexie threeway dont you.

 

[Marxist]

Bitter is a better song.

You just want a Marxie-Jill-Lexie threeway dont you.

YES.

Much like you desire a Bowie-Chef-Lexie troika.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ok Ok fair enough

Lexie... which one do you want?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey? Cool! Done'er twice!!!!! For TV shows!!!!

And I can gladly report that - she's very cool!!!

I player her guitar during sound checkl. Went out with her for drinks after the show.

Great lyrics!!! Classic.

The Shebabe thinks of "I Kissed a Girl" every time - she really does!!!

One of the very best personalites I've ever worked with.

(Actually "she played" my early 60's Sears, masonite (I can't remember the name..... too much wine....... ahhhh SilverTone!!!!!) - She loved it.

Cool chick!!!!

 

[seXieleXie]

Ok Ok fair enough

Lexie... which one do you want?

i have to pick? can't i just have them both?