I'm having a frosty Bud Lite.

If you start to feel warm just pop open another one. I'm trying to figure out if they're boycotting or girlcotting.
 
Hell isn't so bad for the non-Catholics. The beer is warm at the bar.
 
I didn't drink Bud Light™ before and I don't feel compelled to run out and buy some now just to prove how open-minded I am.

I don't even drink Coors Light™. What's the point?

Now what I used to love was the really dark heavy Schlitz beer on tap at Julie's Biergarten.

These days, I pretty much stick to whiskey neat. It's hard to half-gay that up.
 
I now actually feel compelled to drink MORE Bud Light, even though quite honestly it's not my favorite beverage of choice. Just to stick it to the self-righteous bigoted fucks out there.
You do realize that you won't be sticking it to anybody but yourself by consuming a product that you're not fond of.

Right???
 
I now actually feel compelled to drink MORE Bud Light, even though quite honestly it's not my favorite beverage of choice. Just to stick it to the self-righteous bigoted fucks out there.
What is truly amazing is the wonton embrace of wokeness when it goes against common sense and preference. Well done!
 
Politics aside, All American beer is substandard to German, Czech and Belgium bier. I’ll give some English ales some credit. But Bud, Coors, Miller and even more so their generic sub-brands are all not even qualified to be called beer. It’s really awful stuff.
 
Go Woke, Go Broke is a saying in the financial world for a reason. Disney just lost 250 million dollars on 2 Woke movies. AB senior execs claim they did not know about this campaign. Expect the Woke VP architecht of this ad debacle will be looking for work on May 31st.
 
As I said, I'm a whiskey neat sort of guy and I don't pay any attention to their advertising.

Nor do I think I ever will.
 
Why is Bud Light like making love in the bottom of a canoe? They're both fucking close to water.

Yeah, old joke but it works. I seriously won't waste the energy to lift one of those to my lips, much less pay for one.
 
Why is Bud Light like making love in the bottom of a canoe? They're both fucking close to water.

Yeah, old joke but it works. I seriously won't waste the energy to lift one of those to my lips, much less pay for one.
You don't drink bottled water? :)
 
No....in the winter, hot tea. Summer, usually lemonade and seltzer water or Gatorade to quench thirst. If I am going to drink a beer I go for St. Pauli Girl, Grolsch, Guiness Stout mixed with a lager or pilsner on a 1:2 ratio, or some heffeweise's. I used to drink lots of beer, now I drink maybe one or two....but I want them to have a bit of flavor if I do.
 
I remember a Milwaukeeite's comment about Old Milwaukee: it was a disgrace that a beer with Milwaukee in the name was one of the worst beers made. At least it's better than Zima. But if there's no beer, they'll drink Zima.
 
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