if you could be having sex right this second

[dolf]

what kind of sex would you be having?

i'm thinking from behind. maybe with some thick, rough fingers raping my mouth while we're at it.

 

[blobfish]

Fucking former Japanese prime minister Junichiro Koizumi in his tight little virgin asshole.

 

[bronzeage]

what kind of sex would you be having?

i'm thinking from behind. maybe with some thick, rough fingers raping my mouth while we're at it.

From behind, for sure. No rough thick finger mouth raping. I'll find something better to do with my fingers.

 

[pete]

right now? soft and slow, and loving

with her...

 

[killallhippies]

the kind that involves my penis.

 

[rosco rathbone]

nasty exploitative rent-is-late sex

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Up against the wall, by the back entrance of the local library. Double entendre intentional.

 

[MsDeanne]

Hands pinned over my head, panties torn off "made" to like it sex.

 

[richard_daily]

I am having sex right this second.

 

[dolf]

nasty exploitative rent-is-late sex

ha! best seedy slum landlord ever.

From behind, for sure. No rough thick finger mouth raping. I'll find something better to do with my fingers.

rough thick finger arse raping?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

nasty exploitative rent-is-late sex

*signs up for this type of sex*

Right now?

Something brutal involving whimpering, scratch marks and bruises.

If there could be some choking while the fucking is occuring that would be even better.

 

[Liar]

It would have to involve pizza. Because dinner just arrived and I'm not letting this mozarella go cold.

 

[blobfish]

By the way, my Koizumi fantasy is NOT a gay thing; it's a power thing. If I can bend over and sodomize the fucking prime minister, I can bend over and sodomize anybody.

 

[rosco rathbone]

ha! best seedy slum landlord ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DkCsMFYUiQ

 

[bronzeage]

rough thick finger arse raping?

I have finger tips like a cat's tongue. You don't know for what you ask.

In any case, anything I do to you, I am planning on doing again, real soon. There won't be any injuries which would prevent this.

 

[dolf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DkCsMFYUiQ

i do hope your undercrackers are less girly than that.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I am having sex right this second.

Your typing skills are coherent, considering.

 

[blobfish]

Your typing skills are coherent, considering.

He also has a very flexible definition of the words "sex" and "having".

 

[dolf]

He also has a very flexible definition of the words "sex" and "having".

he is a whore. it would not surprise me if he was.

 

[blobfish]

he is a whore. it would not surprise me if he was.

I hope you don't mean that people are actually paying him.

 

[Adre]

Soixante neuf.

 

[Disgustipated]

P L A Y G R O U N D E R!!!!!!11111

 

[dolf]

I hope you don't mean that people are actually paying him.

ha! women find him very attractive in the flesh. it's kinda odd, watching them flutter their lashes in his general direction. hot women too. i think it's a confidence and total lack of shame thing.

 

[dolf]

P L A Y G R O U N D E R!!!!!!11111

i'm pulling a perg on y'all.

 

[blobfish]

ha! women find him very attractive in the flesh. it's kinda odd, watching them flutter their lashes in his general direction. hot women too. i think it's a confidence and total lack of shame thing.

WTF? Is he trolling for ass on Molokai or what? I can't imagine any hot women sans leprosy would flutter anything at dickboy.