If you came with a warning label 🏷

[BadAmy]

Mine would stay:
sweet as honey, funny as shit,
honest to a fault.
Sleep with one eye open.

 

[devilsanus]

Warning: "Boring as hell, proceed with caution."

 

[writerzblok92]

Warning: Anxious and annoying

 

[snexxer]

Warning: like horse muck, gets everywhere.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Cute but clumsy

 

[Circe1]

Insatiable - open with care

 

[Chillygirl]

Warning…feral gremlin

 

[caitiff1969]

*WARNING*
Weirdo! Will either talk about his favorite Sci-fi/fantasy series, break out in song, or both....

 

[spankableBelle]

Warning
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[GreatWhiteCock]

Warning
Snores like a bear

 

[Sxy_crzy_cool]

Warning: Store panties safely away. Failure to do so may result in stretched material, unwanted stains or total loss of panties

 

[akaSol]

Warning:
Professional Geek approaching. Nakedness insures zero commentary...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Funny as fuck, will probably talk about guitars, jizzes like a motherfucker

 

[BIGDADDY90]

Caution can cause pregnancy

 

[RachelWalsh]

Alchohol makes hornier than in real life. Lol

 

[WerdNerd]

May cause elections lasting longer than four hours.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Funny as fuck, will probably talk about guitars, jizzes like a motherfucker

You forgot modest

 

[Lindi37]

Warning:
weird, insecure and annoying
mouth operates faster than brain

 

[Paligirl]

Warning
Snores like a bear

you might want to check that...sleep apnea can lead to erectile dysfunction.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

you might want to check that...sleep apnea can lead to erectile dysfunction.

I'll have to look into it. Works fine right now though

 

[Paligirl]

I'll have to look into it. Works fine right now though

it might not forever ... dont neglect your health. its a real thing

 

[Lindi37]

WARNING!!! Contains Dad jokes, really awful dad jokes.

True story

 

[Lindi37]

you might want to check that...sleep apnea can lead to erectile dysfunction.

Dammit. I was wondering why my dick hasn’t been working lately

 

[Lindi37]

May cause elections lasting longer than four hours.

Elections?

 

[WerdNerd]

Elections?

Damn autocorrect