If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Lindi37]

Fuck no!

Easily led

Chaotic af

Broken

 

[Jonjonjohnson]

Fuck no!

Easily led

Chaotic af

Broken

Yours would say “Warning, highly addictive”

 

[Lindi37]

Yours would say “Warning, highly addictive”

Do I know you? Lol

 

[MedicalMuse]

Fuck no!

Easily led

Chaotic af

Broken

 

[Lmizzler]

Warning, you must be at least 18 years old to operate this equipment!

 

[cuppatea]

Prone to quoting Star Trek, approach with caution.

 

[Lindi37]

Awwww thanks sweetness , just a bit of self deprecating humour for the masses

 

[RIPAphrodite]

As evil as it gets

 

[Trubbycat]

Grouchy but sweet

 

[WantonOneWanted]

Doesn’t always know what’s best for his own good.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Warning: Known to flirt and flit in the blink of an eye.

 

[AlexBailey]

Do not operate a motor vehicle while servicing this device.

 

[shewantsmore]

Unstable handle with care

 

[Taegul]

Warning! Don't take too seriously.

Unless e-boning. Then take very seriously.

And use an antivirus. There's no telling what he's got.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Open at own risk. Explosive products. Deal with caution and ask for approval to touch

 

[Shenanigans90]

chats are nice and flirty when drunk

chats are fun and naughty when horny

apologizes in advance for chats when drunk & horny

 

[cuppatea]

Caution: prone to rambling.

 

[ydahecnot]

Warning: well over 43, be very careful

 

[MidnightRyder007]

Requires sun and allot of water

 

[Violetvixen1]

Warning- likely to disappear at a moments notice.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Will spend too much time thinking and might make you feel like she's disinterested.

 

[badjanus]

Quotes far too much popular culture including Irish bands in the 90s

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Extremely volatile

 

[BongoGal]

You'd be wise to get as much sex out of her as you can before she moves on to someone else. Be horny, but don't be clingy. You don't want to break her rules.

Applications are currently at an all-time low, so this could be a smart time to get your name in the running.

 

[vibes]

all-time low

hard to believe

and no, that's not my label