If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Paligirl]

she drives like an asshole

 

[lanceGibs]

Grunts with each stroke

 

[Codeman93]

Broken made need reassembling

 

[YoWhatsGood]

Warning: Constantly horny

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You forgot modest

Nah, just listing off bits from my Yelp reviews.

 

[Coyote100]

Warning. Have you had your rabies shots yet?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Takes lots with alcohol

 

[Trubbycat]

Warning: don’t bother with this one

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Not recommended for those without a well developed sense of humor.

 

[RideFl71]

 

[positiveflirt]

May cause elections lasting longer than four hours.

Elections?

Sure! I hear he polls all day

 

[snexxer]

Warning Toxic.
May cause loss of emotions.

 

[BadAmy]

Shits a lot. Ask @sallysparrow23

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Shits a lot. Ask @sallysparrow23

I've got you boo! (Big squeezy, squishy hugs)

 

[slavemelanie]

May cause the following side effects....shortness of breath, sweating, prolonged erections and loss of fluids.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Warning: Needy Princess

 

[hairball18]

Fragile, handle with care.

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

If I came with a warning label?

"I'M CUMMING!"

Oh, look! I am a warning label.

 

[wifesdirtyslut]

Warning ‘we’re only here once’

 

[MrsPassion]

Warning: has attitude; will use it!

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Warning….over thinker that’s trying to not over think even this darn post!

 

[RideFl71]

Warning….over thinker that’s trying to not over think even this darn post!

Too late!

 

[jackburns]

Contents harmful if ingested. Do not eat.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do not touch when Hangry

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You must be this high to ride