If I walked into the room...

[Dietrich K.]

Work it babe... work it!!!

Anyone care to join me? We could start an early morning masturbation club!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

1) Do I know you?

2) Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

1. No but it could be fun finding out....

2. And the award tonight for the most grease goes to...
*drum roll*
Blindinthedark !!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Anyone care to join me? We could start an early morning masturbation club!

I got the fingers if you have the time....

 

[Blindinthedark]

1. No but it could be fun finding out....

2. And the award tonight for the most grease goes to...
*drum roll*
Blindinthedark !!!

Yeah. It's a pretty cheesy line. Better than blowing smoke up your ass

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Where did the girl go???? As my good friend KiwiWolf says.... "it's fun ripping someone a new asshole".... lol


I don't think I've ever been this pissy at Lit before...

 

[Dietrich K.]

I got the fingers if you have the time....

I got the time. I got the nakedness. I got plenty of hand cream.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Yeah. It's a pretty cheesy line. Better than blowing smoke up your ass

Never taken a shotgun that way, lol

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I got the time. I got the nakedness. I got plenty of hand cream.

This hand cream thing is a new thing to me.... 99% of men in NZ are uncut and don't use hand cream....

 

[JaymesBlond007]

And you said you were tired!

Uh uh, girl! I ain't just another- Oh, right, of course I am...

 

[Blindinthedark]

Never taken a shotgun that way, lol

Well it was the first question that popped into mind.

Hell I'm working on no sleep, gotta be on a plane in 2 hrs and I've got an expired passport. My day is starting out pretty crappy Figured I should lighten it a bit.

*sorry, sleepy rant*

 

[Dietrich K.]

This hand cream thing is a new thing to me.... 99% of men in NZ are uncut and don't use hand cream....

This is America. We cut everything.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Hell I'm working on no sleep,

*sorry, sleepy rant*

Me too darlin, I am usallly a shy demure young thing around here...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: And you said you were tired!

Uh uh, girl! I ain't just another- Oh, right, of course I am...

If I was not tired right now and ravaged by the sun and sand today I would not be posting right now......

 

[T.H. Oughts]

This is America. We cut everything.

Now I know why you guys call them 'cold cuts' over there, lol

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Damn you, sun...

Damn you, sand!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Damn you, sun...

Damn you, sand!

It can be a bitch sometimes....

 

[Dietrich K.]

Now I know why you guys call them 'cold cuts' over there, lol

Yes, but you can still get weiners to order .

 

[busybody..]

Morwen Moron

What a surprise a NUT like you is on the Left Coast.

Geez what a creep

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Yes, but you can still get weiners to order .

When I want my tummy button cleaned I'll order.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Could I just stare at your boobs, then?

 

[Dietrich K.]

When I want my tummy button cleaned I'll order.

Ooo ... she's vicious.

I like that.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Could I just stare at your boobs, then?

Ok....

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ooo ... she's vicious.

Only in a playful way... I promise not to draw blood...

 

[Dietrich K.]

Only in a playful way... I promise not to draw blood...

What will you draw then?

 

[JaymesBlond007]

*drool*