I will not bow down to spastic tools

[Guest]

My dildo is fucked up.

Or, did I break a cucumber?

 

[MissTaken]

Hmm but if the dildo is just spastic enough,

?????

 

[Guest]

?????

Indeed.

 

[Batch]

My dildo is fucked up.

Or, did I break a cucumber?

I broke mine last Summer, it got a crack in the gelli casing and there were it's inards...staring at me with reproach....
oh the Sorrow
I did love that thing so much...
so usefull

 

[Guest]

See, this happenes when you develop emotional attachment to inanimate objects.

 

[Batch]

See, this happenes when you develop emotional attachment to inanimate objects.

hanging head

yep