I laid some last and it turned out great

[Todd]

There I was in one of the tenants apartment a sassy young lady dressed in her uniform. I had to do the laying quickly cause she had to head out to work.

So I went in her bedroom and did the best I could with the time and limited equipment I had on hand. I promised I would come back today and finish the job if she wasn't please.

When I got there, after lunch, she greeted me and showed me that the carpet I laid in a hurry last night went in perfectly, not a seem could be seen.

 

[modest mouse]

What kind of "payment" did you receive in return?

 

[Mischka]

And what, pray tell, is a "sassy young lady"? And what kind of uniform does such a female wear?

 

[Todd]

And what, pray tell, is a "sassy young lady"? And what kind of uniform does such a female wear?

A sassy young lady is a gal about 25 years old who things the world owes her a living for being born in it{you kow the type that thinks its everyone elses priviledge that she was born}, and is generally sassy like a child to its parent.

Her uniform was a Kentucky Fired Chicken uniform.

 

[Todd]

What kind of "payment" did you receive in return?

Depending on the type of damage accidental or intentional is how my pay is figured out.

if its accidental and covered by the rentalsman then its 13$ an hour, if its intentional and tenant has to pay its 17$ an hour.

The reason rentals man is lower is cause both the landlord and the tenatn get zinged by them on

 

[Mischka]

.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yep, I think you've got it, Mischka.

AND they wear KFC uni's.

 

[modest mouse]

Mischka is an editor...nah nah boo boo.

 

[Mischka]

Yes, Mischka is an editor. Her post didn't make much sense after Todd finally admitted he was paid for a carpentry job (is this the third or fourth Allusion to Getting Laid Thread you've posted, Todd dear?). But glad to see that your carpentry skills were appreciated and turned out not to require too much of your time, Todd.

 

[Todd]

Yes, Mischka is an editor. Her post didn't make much sense after Todd finally admitted he was paid for a carpentry job (is this the third or fourth Allusion to Getting Laid Thread you've posted, Todd dear?). But glad to see that your carpentry skills were appreciated and turned out not to require too much of your time, Todd.

Second

I got some

and this one

I still wanna know what you said, especially after that admission

 

[April]

LOL

 

[notenufsx4me]

is no one going to ask?

oh, Todd! did she at least look finger licking good?

 

[Todd]

Re: is no one going to ask?

oh, Todd! did she at least look finger licking good?

If she didn't have her attitude, yes, her body looked finger licking good.

Unfortunately her attitude made her one of the ugliest looking people on the planet