I know, it's old, it's tired but it's still fucking funny to me

[A Desert Rose]

* Alabama: "Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!"
* Alaska: "11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!"
* Arizona: "But It's A Dry Heat..."
* Arkansas: "Literacy Ain't Everything."
* California: "By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda."
* Colorado: "If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother."
* Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It...Yet."
* Delaware: "We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water."
* Florida: "Ask Us About Our Grandkids."
* Georgia: "We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism."
* Hawaii: "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru." ("Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money.")
* Idaho: "More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good."
* Illinois: "Please Don't Pronounce the 'S'."
* Indiana: "2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free."
* Iowa: "We Do Amazing Things With Corn."
* Kansas: "First Of The Rectangle States."
* Kentucky: "Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names."
* Louisiana: "We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign"
* Maine: "We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster."
* Maryland: "If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It."
* Massachusetts: "Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)."
* Michigan: "First Line Of Defense From The Canadians."
* Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes."
* Mississippi: "Come And Feel Better About Your Own State."
* Missouri: "Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work."
* Montana: "Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else."
* Nebraska: "Ask About Our State Motto Contest."
>* Nevada: "Hookers and Poker!"
* New Hampshire: "Go Away And Leave Us Alone."
* New Jersey: "You Want A ##$%## Motto? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here!!!"
* New Mexico: "Lizards Make Excellent Pets."
* New York: "You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...."
* North Carolina: "Tobacco Is A Vegetable."
* North Dakota: "We Really Are One Of The 50 States!"
* Ohio: "At Least We're Not Michigan."
* Oklahoma: "Like The Play, Only No Singing."
* Oregon: "Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner."
* Pennsylvania: "Cook With Coal."
* Rhode Island: "We're Not REALLY An Island."
* South Carolina: "Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender."
* South Dakota: "Closer Than North Dakota."
* Tennessee: "The Educashun State."
* Texas: "Si' Hablo Ing'les."
* Utah: "Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus."
* Vermont: "Yep."
* Virginia: "Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?"
* Washington: "Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!"
* Washington, D.C.: "Wanna Be Mayor?"
* West Virginia: "One Big Happy Family... Really!"
* Wisconsin: "Come Cut The Cheese."
* Wyoming: "Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared."

 

[Gaucho]

* Vermont: "Yep."

That's 'Ayup', thank you very much.

 

[peachykeen]

[B* New Jersey: "You Want A ##$%## Motto? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here!!!"
[/B]

You got some kinda problem with that, b*%*h?

 

[A Desert Rose]

And from The Onion today

I liked this....

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: And from The Onion today

I liked this....

"Stop cramming free AOL start-up CDs into every fucking crevice in the universe."

Brilliant.

TB4p

 

[Ham Murabi]

North Dakota? A state?
Come on, you've got to be kidding.

 

[alwaysawake]

Following behind a log truck here in Oregon a few weeks ago...his bumper stickers read: "Spotted Owls Do Taste Just Like Chicken" and "Spotted Owl--The Other White Meat."

 

[phrodeau]

And if the Confederacy had successfully seceded, the remaining US would be in a lot better shape today.

<puts up shield>

 

[A Desert Rose]

Since Ham dug this up, I will post one last funny I got today in email.