I have.........

[Fill_de_Puta]

I have this urge to welcome you to the board!


Keep posting, it doesn't matter what about, and pretty soon you are allowed an avatar and all sorts of things. I forget how many you have to post to get what, there is a list somewhere.

Do not trail your fingers in the water when the trolls are trolling. If you want to put stories in Loving Wives, borrow TXRad's sharkproof suit first. Whatever they tell you, you do NOT have to post pix of yourself naked in here (there is another place where they do that, I believe).

There is a lot of flirting, uh! I mean there is a lot of serious discussion about seriously writing things in here. It is all very serious. (Especially the flirting, we take that very seriously )

I have the pleasure of saying "Thank you very much for your welcome."

I'm quite happy about not having to post nudes. Flirting I can live with.

Thank you.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have the pleasure of saying "Thank you very much for your welcome."

I'm quite happy about not having to post nudes. Flirting I can live with.

Thank you.

There! you have posted most excellently to add to your number of posts. And in line with the rules of this thread, which is not always done, I am sorry to have to tell you.

Now, I have to go and put lunch on the table. Do have a slice of olive bread and hoummos if you would like.

 

[Fill_de_Puta]

There! you have posted most excellently to add to your number of posts. And in line with the rules of this thread, which is not always done, I am sorry to have to tell you.

Now, I have to go and put lunch on the table. Do have a slice of olive bread and hoummos if you would like.

I have done something right!

I think I will accept that slice of olive bread with hoummus, thank you. Sounds delicious.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have done something right!

I think I will accept that slice of olive bread with hoummus, thank you. Sounds delicious.

You are very welcome. If you are good you may also have a square of my Ghanaian free trade chocolate with toffee and sea salt.

And now
I have to go put lunch on the table!

 

[Fill_de_Puta]

You are very welcome. If you are good you may also have a square of my Ghanaian free trade chocolate with toffee and sea salt.

And now
I have to go put lunch on the table!

I have a watering mouth.

Hopefully that was good enough for a piece of chocolate.

Enjoy your dinner, Naoko.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have a watering mouth.

Hopefully that was good enough for a piece of chocolate.

Enjoy your dinner, Naoko.

I have enjoyed it!

And then I was going to chill while watching Frozen with Piglet (ho ho ho!) but she decided to watch Big Time Rush episodes instead.

And I have put up another new chapter! I am on a real roll here, if only I could find that new one I started writing . I'm sure it's around here somewhere, it can't be far cuz when the cub scouts are round, there is no time to do anything 'cept cook the sausages and shout: "Do your spelling! NOW!"

Another square of chocolate, FdP? Nom nom nom.

I have to get dressed now, and roast a chicken, some potatoes and cook cabbage and carrots and I have a yen to eat gnocchi with the roast chicken but the others will not eat gnocchi so I better roast potatoes as well.

 

[Handley_Page]

I have to get dressed now, and roast a chicken, some potatoes and cook cabbage and carrots and I have a yen to eat gnocchi with the roast chicken but the others will not eat gnocchi so I better roast potatoes as well.

I have a confusion of languages> Gnocchi au gratin.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have a confusion of languages> Gnocchi au gratin.

I still have no coffee! I have been on my knees in Naked for hours!

 

[AllardChardon]

I have a sore back from the heavy duty gardening I have been doing all week, but it is almost done and then my poor aged back will get some rest.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have a sore back from the heavy duty gardening I have been doing all week, but it is almost done and then my poor aged back will get some rest.

I have sympathy about your back I hope it feels better soon.

 

[AllardChardon]

Naoko, you are such a dear heart. I have about three more days of hard work, and then I will rest up, before the next onslaught of labor intensive duty. When it cools off, it is much easier to take, and it is supposed to be cooler tomorrow, thank goodness.

 

[Fill_de_Puta]

Another square of chocolate, FdP? Nom nom nom.

I have to get dressed now, and roast a chicken, some potatoes and cook cabbage and carrots and I have a yen to eat gnocchi with the roast chicken but the others will not eat gnocchi so I better roast potatoes as well.

I have a rumbling tummy. I used to love chicken but unfortunately I have an allergy to meat now.

 

[Handley_Page]

I have an urge to chuck my mate's PC into the dustbin. . .

 

[Fill_de_Puta]

I have just opened my third beer and intend to get back to my writing.

But I'll probably end up just playing on these forums.

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have a rumbling tummy. I used to love chicken but unfortunately I have an allergy to meat now.

that's awful. I used to have a friend who would say to people: "Do you suffer from vegetarianism?" LOL. How about having some of those gnocchi with wild garlic pestou I made the other day?

I have an urge to chuck my mate's PC into the dustbin. . .

Oh dear, dahlink. I have great sympathy for you too. As I have heard said: 'Tis human to err, but it takes a computer to make a complete b@llsup of things.

And now I only have one more laundry load to put in the machine; I have decided to leave the washing up till tomorrow morning and I have also girded my loins ( what an image, eh?) for a final search for the lost chapter, which I have still not managed to find .

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have just opened my third beer and intend to get back to my writing.

But I'll probably end up just playing on these forums.

Oh dear! I have skipped you!

I will have to give you a kiss .

 

[Fill_de_Puta]

Oh dear! I have skipped you!

I will have to give you a kiss .

I have to suffer this time of year. All I can smell is barbecues.

A will keep me sustained. Back atcha

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have to suffer this time of year. All I can smell is barbecues.

A will keep me sustained. Back atcha

LOL, I hope you get to have a nice felafel burger or something.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqahpgjj1S4TmLTY4Y6H2a8b1zj0HnNh0NB5DX-fn8bIGSKMSf

I have to go and catch up on my FAWC reading.

Good night you Princes of Maine, you Kings of New England.

 

[Fill_de_Puta]

LOL, I hope you get to have a nice felafel burger or something.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqahpgjj1S4TmLTY4Y6H2a8b1zj0HnNh0NB5DX-fn8bIGSKMSf

I have to go and catch up on my FAWC reading.

Good night you Princes of Maine, you Kings of New England.

I have just followed your link. It makes perfect sense.

Bonne nuit

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have just followed your link. It makes perfect sense.

Bonne nuit

I hope you have enjoyed my blog . I must put some new reviews up there.

I have found out that the majority of FAWC 4 stories have been taken down already! so I can't read them after all. And I have found two ts stories I can review, and one I can't, which I am sorry about as they were all excellent and I would have liked to have had a threesome

And now I have to go to sleep! or I will be fit for nothing tomorrow and not enjoy going to the beach with Phoenix Mum and Egg and Piglet.

Bonne nuit, Nos da!

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have found my new chapter!

I have nursed Piglet back to rude health - unfortunately not rude enough to read my new chapter or my review blog over my shoulder while I work on them.

I have the only piglet in the world who gets up early going: "Hullo sunshine, hullo kitty-cats, hullo smut-writing mommy! Where is my breakfast? Can you fix this problem on my PC? Can I watch tv, play on my ipad, and drink carbonated sugary drinks which will simulaneously fry the ipad and my brain?"

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have finished writing my new chapter, and I have admired my latest chapter which just posted (in Gay Male, even though one of the protagonists sprouts hair and fangs while having it away) and now I have to think about writing the next chapter.

Hey, you, Lady Blue! you have to write too. Put down that Neil Gaiman book, ignore the washing up and take up your laptop!

 

[Handley_Page]

I have an idea about the ending of a story. . .
[a very rare event for me ]

 

[NaokoSmith]

I have an idea about the ending of a story. . .
[a very rare event for me ]

I have great pleasure in hearing you say that!
Write, write, write!

 

[NaokoSmith]

I'm so excited! I have got a vote on my new chapter! It's a 5!


LOL, the 3s will soon start coming in and pull the whole thing down. Or 1s, if I am really lucky. I always think 1 is: "You hit a nerve there! I hate you. Damn you for making me feel this way. You are a brilliant writer really, I can't bear it!" Whereas 3 is, "Hmmm, well, OK, I s'pose."